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In which #hero
Oct. 21st, 2011 02:06 pmRupert Grint continues to be awesome. No one is surprised.
FELLOW PERCIVAL FANS: TODAY'S MYTH ON MYTHS RETOLD IS RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS.
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sheswatching, I'm looking at you.
sheswatching, I'm looking at you.
I was halfway through a whingey entry, waxing emotive about being sick (again, thanks for failing at your job, immune system), and loneliness, and how much I miss fandom and the way it was when I first joined - when there was a sense of community and people wanted to discuss things and make new friends, instead of hanging out anonymously and bitching and whining unnecessarily; and then I was like, NO, KYLIE. Not tonight. Tonight we dine in lulz.
So I give you the thing that never fails to make me cry with laughter - HP Summary Executions: Greatest Hits. Basically, the best (read: worst) summaries people have come up with for their Harry Potter fanfiction.
To entice you:
Señor Draco.
Señor Draco.
Señor Draco.
Other slices of brilliance to look forward to (just the keywords, I don't want to spoil you too much, after all): Dumbledore fucks no Americans!, back virginity, wereflamingoes, and MIND BOOGLEING SUPENUSE!!!
Enjoy, guys!
PS.wholly_crepe, your WIP has comforted me immeasurably these last few days. Jsyk. ♥
So I give you the thing that never fails to make me cry with laughter - HP Summary Executions: Greatest Hits. Basically, the best (read: worst) summaries people have come up with for their Harry Potter fanfiction.
To entice you:
A story of pain and sorrow, not intented for comfort or laughter...a story that remains untold, on of abuse and blood...telling of a shattered girl who learned to twist a heart of stone into one of warm gold. This is not a story for the faint of heart, nor the happy in spirit. But for those who are able to understand what it means to be hurt...to watch as a girl's spirit is shattered like glass upon concrete. Watch as she melts the young master's heart of ice, and watch as she helps him heal. She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco.
Señor Draco.
Señor Draco.
Señor Draco.
Other slices of brilliance to look forward to (just the keywords, I don't want to spoil you too much, after all): Dumbledore fucks no Americans!, back virginity, wereflamingoes, and MIND BOOGLEING SUPENUSE!!!
Enjoy, guys!
PS.
wholly_crepe, your WIP has comforted me immeasurably these last few days. Jsyk. ♥
In which I remember why I love fandom
Dec. 28th, 2010 01:23 pmTHIS IS WHY MERLIN FANDOM IS THE BEST:
(From this tumblr)
On a note unrelated to kitty!Colin (I promise), I'm creating a filter for pervy thoughts, do you want to be on it? So instead of talking about how much I want to bang Colin Morgan in the same entry as something G rated, the banging talk will be in another entry. IDK, it just means I don't have to watch what I say quite so much. I'm only going to ask once, so click yes if you want to be on the filter or ignore the poll if you don't.
PS: NC-17 fic will remain and always be public though, jsyk.
PPS: ALLISON AND JENN, YOU'RE ALREADY ON IT.
[Poll #1661383]
(From this tumblr)
On a note unrelated to kitty!Colin (I promise), I'm creating a filter for pervy thoughts, do you want to be on it? So instead of talking about how much I want to bang Colin Morgan in the same entry as something G rated, the banging talk will be in another entry. IDK, it just means I don't have to watch what I say quite so much. I'm only going to ask once, so click yes if you want to be on the filter or ignore the poll if you don't.
PS: NC-17 fic will remain and always be public though, jsyk.
PPS: ALLISON AND JENN, YOU'RE ALREADY ON IT.
[Poll #1661383]
In which I need more than air
Nov. 17th, 2010 06:52 pmSo, you've all seen THE PIC. It's been reblogged by just about every Merlin fan on your flist, so obviously I'm not going to do the same, that would just be a waste of time.
( LOL JK THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PIC OF OUR LIFETIMES. Character spoilers for 3x13 )
And so, because of this, I just spent the entire afternoon on AIM with Julia, akarayslady, creating the best fic idea in the universe. I'm so sorry to every other fic idea I've ever had, but you are now invalid until I have this in my life.
( How it went down )
ETA: FUCKING FINALLY!
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shapingdestiny)
( LOL JK THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PIC OF OUR LIFETIMES. Character spoilers for 3x13 )
And so, because of this, I just spent the entire afternoon on AIM with Julia, aka
rayslady, creating the best fic idea in the universe. I'm so sorry to every other fic idea I've ever had, but you are now invalid until I have this in my life. ( How it went down )
ETA: FUCKING FINALLY!
(Via
buddug_92 @ shapingdestiny)Just listened to the 3x01 commentary with Katie and Bradley and I thought I was going to be bored but many a lolz were had.
( Random quotage )
( Random quotage )
In which argle blargle
Nov. 11th, 2010 10:03 pmRandom entry of randomness because I'm trying to keep myself awake for a few more hours.
( Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. )
( Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. )
DEAR MERLIN FANS,
Have you ever been dragged along to a dinner party where all the guests are couples and you're forced to sit through insufferable amounts of smugness and endless talk about minibreaks or anniversary gifts? Have you ever been in the same room as people calling each other hideous endearments like 'pumpkin' or 'turtledove' with NO sense of irony? Have you ever had to sit by helplessly and watch your once independent friend 'like' every staus their boyfriend/girlfriend writes on Facebook?
Then THIS FIC is the fic for you.
Julia, akarayslady, is the most incredible writer of humour I think the Merlin fandom has. She has this knack for writing instantly quotable lines, clever turns of phrase you kind of want to put on an icon because you know you'll giggle EVERY TIME you read it. Her characters are clear and diverse, their dialogue witty and real, and for a humourous fic, there is a real kick of emotion that sneaks up on you and nudges you in the back of the knee so your leg collapses.
I can't rec this enough.
Have you ever been dragged along to a dinner party where all the guests are couples and you're forced to sit through insufferable amounts of smugness and endless talk about minibreaks or anniversary gifts? Have you ever been in the same room as people calling each other hideous endearments like 'pumpkin' or 'turtledove' with NO sense of irony? Have you ever had to sit by helplessly and watch your once independent friend 'like' every staus their boyfriend/girlfriend writes on Facebook?
Then THIS FIC is the fic for you.
Julia, aka
rayslady, is the most incredible writer of humour I think the Merlin fandom has. She has this knack for writing instantly quotable lines, clever turns of phrase you kind of want to put on an icon because you know you'll giggle EVERY TIME you read it. Her characters are clear and diverse, their dialogue witty and real, and for a humourous fic, there is a real kick of emotion that sneaks up on you and nudges you in the back of the knee so your leg collapses.I can't rec this enough.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. Let's talk about why Merlin owns a baton, or a pestle, or a motherfucking double ended dildo. And let's talk about why the image before this, when all you can see is the dildo and Gaius' face, reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City when the husband of one of Carrie's friends exposes himself to her. Later, over lunch, the girls ask her how big his dick was. ENTER THE WAITER WITH THE GIANT PEPPERMILL.
LET'S DISCUSS THIS, OKAY? BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO CALL MYSELF A MERLIN FAN.
bykerryblaze
LET'S DISCUSS THIS, OKAY? BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO CALL MYSELF A MERLIN FAN.
by
kerryblazeIn which I'm off again
Sep. 22nd, 2010 08:45 pmHousesitting resumes again tonight, solidly for the next month, but I'll be home on weekends <3
Parting gifts:
Viaontd_merlin - Catchy, addictive lulz.
And brought to my attention by the gorgeousreadvacancy, Pride & Prejudice, Merlin-style:
Love you guys, you're an amazing flist ♥
Parting gifts:
Via
ontd_merlin - Catchy, addictive lulz.And brought to my attention by the gorgeous
readvacancy, Pride & Prejudice, Merlin-style:Love you guys, you're an amazing flist ♥
I'll find myself setting out to do a scene and it'll be a scene where I'm just having a chat with Merlin, and then one of the script editors will come down and say, "We've had a message from production: Bradley's going to do this scene with his top off."
I can understand that part of the show. It's something that is kind of inevitable in the role that I play in the show. It's not something where I go, "Oh great, a chance to get my top off," but at the same time, I'm not naive enough to think that it's not something that people look for in the show.
- Bradley James, SFX Magazine, 2010
(Scans here via
gealach_ros)For anyone who remembers this dorky fic of mine:
LOLing @ 1.34
"It was a horrifying experience, horrifying enough that apparently I still remember it nearly 20 years later."
LOLing @ 1.34
"It was a horrifying experience, horrifying enough that apparently I still remember it nearly 20 years later."
In which excite!
Jul. 26th, 2010 05:09 pmMERLIN BLOOPER REEL.
Edit: Who is Bradley reminding me of when he says "the tape ripped on my trousers and it made me laugh"? Edit again: OH! Mos from the IT Crowd!
Edit: Who is Bradley reminding me of when he says "the tape ripped on my trousers and it made me laugh"? Edit again: OH! Mos from the IT Crowd!
In which we damn those wizard cops!
Jul. 23rd, 2010 10:22 amEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, A Very Potter SEQUEL!
*nerds out*
*nerds out*
I officially want this day removed from the timeline, who do I see about that? Distraction time (much like hammer time, just with less hammer pants)!
2008 flashback, here, have two bands that, combined, have only just under two thousand listeners according to Last.fm.
Powderhorn Park - Faux Jean [mp4] I've been listening to this one on repeat for the last 12 hours, just so you're aware of its awesomeness.
Cannot Sleep - The Record's
And a lulzy gif!
And a lulzy link - Six Reasons To Ride A Polar Bear To Work. Interesting follow-up reading: Seven Reasons To Keep Your Tyrannosaur Off Crack Cocaine and How To Ride A Pony.
And now I'm possibly on hiatus. Or not, idk?
EDIT: Turns out not.
2008 flashback, here, have two bands that, combined, have only just under two thousand listeners according to Last.fm.
Powderhorn Park - Faux Jean [mp4] I've been listening to this one on repeat for the last 12 hours, just so you're aware of its awesomeness.
Cannot Sleep - The Record's
And a lulzy gif!
And a lulzy link - Six Reasons To Ride A Polar Bear To Work. Interesting follow-up reading: Seven Reasons To Keep Your Tyrannosaur Off Crack Cocaine and How To Ride A Pony.
And now I'm possibly on hiatus. Or not, idk?
EDIT: Turns out not.
In which I finish this bitch off
Jun. 24th, 2010 01:25 pm( Music Meme, last three days )
Also,
Viacordeliasmarz
EDIT: Also, on a politcal note, UM WUT. I didn't even know they could just dump the PM and appoint a new one. Why did no one do this with Howard?
Also,
Via
cordeliasmarzEDIT: Also, on a politcal note, UM WUT. I didn't even know they could just dump the PM and appoint a new one. Why did no one do this with Howard?
In which we get totes serious
May. 26th, 2010 10:33 pmOh Bradley. I love his stupid face. And Angeeeeeel <3
El dorkus Maximus. Just as a forewarning, there's a season three casting spoiler when you click, so if you're a spoilerphobe, beware.
El dorkus Maximus. Just as a forewarning, there's a season three casting spoiler when you click, so if you're a spoilerphobe, beware.
