In which I don't actually believe they went there

[kylezy]

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. Let's talk about why Merlin owns a baton, or a pestle, or a motherfucking double ended dildo. And let's talk about why the image before this, when all you can see is the dildo and Gaius' face, reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City when the husband of one of Carrie's friends exposes himself to her. Later, over lunch, the girls ask her how big his dick was. ENTER THE WAITER WITH THE GIANT PEPPERMILL.

LET'S DISCUSS THIS, OKAY? BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO CALL MYSELF A MERLIN FAN.


by kerryblaze

Comments

[a_shadow_there.livejournal.com]

*stares*

OMG WUT O.o

I have got to get all caught up on Merlin.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You really, really do!

[saphira-ll.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes you do my dear, especially since my all consuming obsession with this show is all your fault :P

Besides, you are missing the epicness of Merlin and his double-headed dildo ;-)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I DON'T MEAN THE EP. I JUST MEAN THIS ONE SCENE. THIS ONE SCENE WHERE THE CREW OF MERLIN THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TOTES HILARIOUS TO GIVE MERLIN A DILDO BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED AND I WILL NOT HEAR OTHERWISE.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

WELL MERLIN IS DEFINITELY NOT MR BIG.

EXCEPT IN HIS PANTS OBVS.

BUT YES, WASN'T THIS IN RAD BROMANCE?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Arthur: *typing* Later that day I got to thinking about fate, that crazy concept of predestination. My life seemed out of my control but was Merlin right? Did I have a choice or was it simply something I could never escape? I was blessed with wealth and privilege but when it comes to destiny, I couldn't help but wonder; is bigger really better?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

OR "SEX AND THE CITADEL".

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HE LIKES COSMOPOLITANS AND WON'T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN BUTTERFLIES WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS SHOE COLLECTION.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

OR THAT ONE TIME HE KISSED A GIRL DURING SPIN THE BOTTLE (IT WASN'T SO BAD...TASTES KIND OF LIKE CHICKEN.)

[amazonbard88.livejournal.com]

Thankyou for providing photographic evidence of this because everyone keeps talking about the GIANT DILDO and I haven't seen the ep yet and up until this point not a single screen cap of the medieval sex toy in question.

The expression on Merlin's face is priceless. "I told Arthur he just needs to open his mouth wide like this and cover his teeth with his lips and he still refused to suck my cock, its totally unfair Gaius"

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I literally could not believe they went there with Merlin's expression. I mean, his mouth is open. How does that look anything else but sexual? Oh Merlin crew. Sometimes you understand me.

[derryere.livejournal.com]

[eloquent-toast.livejournal.com]

sadhfghaihs;ldkjasfd

♥

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW THAT THEIR AUDIENCE IS FULL OF SEX CRAZED FANGIRLS OR SOMETHING.

[derryere.livejournal.com]

IN MAKING THIS GIF, I HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO MULL THIS OVER AND I HAVE, IN FACT, COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION. NAY, EVEN MORE THAN THAT, THEY DO THIS TO SEE US FLIP OUT. It is their in joke. They do this, then skim the nets for our reactions. And laugh. LOOK AT RICHARD WILSON'S FACE. HE KNOWS. Also the prop master? WE KNOW WHO THE PROP MASTER IS. HE'D SO DO THIS. HE WOULD SO DO THIS.

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

I TRULY BELIEVE THEY DO.

[saphira-ll.livejournal.com]

Must... caption... image



Merlin: Okay class, today we will be learning the ancient art of fellatio. (I may have spelled that wrong but I'm sure you get my meaning.

Or...

Merlin: No, Arthur, do it like this...

Or...

Merlin: I couldn't help myself! He's huge! Like this... *pulls out giant double-headed dildo*



I know I had a really good one, but it seems to have flown away :(

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Keep working on it! I'll be over here giggling XD

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

Clearly I need to start watching the most recent episode. O_O

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Watch and lol, my friend. Watch and lol.

[cordeliasmarz.livejournal.com]

I was watching Merlin (as I usually do) with my mum and sister and all three of us just started CRYING WITH LAUGHTER at this scene
We didn't actually say anything but we had this sort of mutual understanding. An understanding like the one we had when Merlin was writhing and moaning Arthur's name in Series 1.

OH SHOW ♥

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It literally could not get camper if it tried ♥

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

THE SUGGESTIVENESS OF THIS CAP JUST LEAVES ME DUMBFOUNDED. :O

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Merlin and Arthur could rub off against each other and it still would not be as suggestive as that cap, I swear to god.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

That picture is worth more than a thousand words. That picture deserves a goddamn 5,000+ word fic.

Holy crap. I have never been more happy to check my flist than I was when I saw that picture.

Erm. *crosses fingers that there will be a massive explosion of fic detailing Merlin (and Arthur)'s adventures using medieval sex toys*

*fans self*

Also, Colin's facial expression is really helping matters at all.
There are too many great things about this picture, really. *stares with joyous awe*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

If people do not get inspiration from this pic - the way his mouth is parted, the way his fingers wrap around it, the idea of SEX TOYS - then the world is a far sadder place than I ever realised.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

Seriously.
But I also love that he appears to be gesturing with it.

I'm just getting this image of like, sexy things happening and then Arthur probably opens his mouth and says something prattish and Merlin just goes off on some kind of rant waving the damn thing around.

And then it ends with porn.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You know Merlin would end up hitting him in the face with it. Accidently, of course, Sire.

And with those two, it ALWAYS ends with porn.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I like the times it starts with porn, too. (Because then you're almost always guaranteed porn at the end.)

Ouch. You could break someone's nose with that thing! (I think we should leave all "splitting people open" jokes well enough alone as they are rather low brow. ~ ~)

But it'll be a true tragedy if this does not inspire truly obscene amounts of filthy filthy things.

[astro_knight.livejournal.com]

What--it--I am STILL DUMBFOUNDED AT WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE. A DILDO IS THE ONLY REASONABLE ANSWER. AND MAYBE SOME KIND OF THING USED TO BASH PEOPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH, LIKE POLICE BATONS. MAYBE. (It would be a crap pestle, I know that. It's too long. For pesto and sesame paste anyway.)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I WAS THINKING BATON BUT, LIKE, HOW ROWDY DOES IT REALLY GET IN GAIUS' ROOM? AND AS A PESTLE, I HAVE TO AGREE, ALTHOUGH MAYBE IT'S A PESTLE FOR DANGEROUS THINGS? LIKE, YOU KNOW, POISONOUS STUFF YOU HAVE TO CRUSH FROM A DISTANCE SO YOU DON'T INHALE FUMES? NO, NO, I'M REACHING. IT IS DEFINITELY A DILDO, IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE.

(OUR ICONS. LET THEM DERP TOGETHER.)

[seether-79.livejournal.com]

Saw this last night and figured I'd come back to it once I had seen the episode.

*cough* well... what is there to say really, my mind a=has become the ruler of the gutter and Merlin isn't helping hahaha!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

See, now everyone knows my mind's natural habitat is the gutter but I am CONVINCED this was a deliberate scene by the crew. Not necessarily Colin opening his mouth like that (although bless the tv gods for that miracle), but the size and shape of the thing. It just screams 'LOOK AT ME, I AM QUITE OBVIOUSLY PHALLIC SHAPED, FEAR ME'.

That is my conspiracy theory anyway xD

[seether-79.livejournal.com]

Oh they had to know... if they didn't then I worry about the intelligence levels of the people that work on the show cause it is extremely obvious...

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Tbh, I worry about that anyway!

[seether-79.livejournal.com]

I worry about that anyway!

... Yeah, so do I lmao ;P

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

LOL
I'm glad I watch this show alone..cause if I ever watched it with someone who wasn't a fan, I'd probably die of weird mix of pride and shame.

also- you watched SatC? you lose 40 cool points.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I am happy you think I had cool points to lose <3

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

who said you had any? you're in the negatives now.