In which I don't actually believe they went there

[kylezy]

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. Let's talk about why Merlin owns a baton, or a pestle, or a motherfucking double ended dildo. And let's talk about why the image before this, when all you can see is the dildo and Gaius' face, reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City when the husband of one of Carrie's friends exposes himself to her. Later, over lunch, the girls ask her how big his dick was. ENTER THE WAITER WITH THE GIANT PEPPERMILL.

LET'S DISCUSS THIS, OKAY? BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO CALL MYSELF A MERLIN FAN.


by kerryblaze

Comments

[astro_knight.livejournal.com]

What--it--I am STILL DUMBFOUNDED AT WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE. A DILDO IS THE ONLY REASONABLE ANSWER. AND MAYBE SOME KIND OF THING USED TO BASH PEOPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH, LIKE POLICE BATONS. MAYBE. (It would be a crap pestle, I know that. It's too long. For pesto and sesame paste anyway.)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I WAS THINKING BATON BUT, LIKE, HOW ROWDY DOES IT REALLY GET IN GAIUS' ROOM? AND AS A PESTLE, I HAVE TO AGREE, ALTHOUGH MAYBE IT'S A PESTLE FOR DANGEROUS THINGS? LIKE, YOU KNOW, POISONOUS STUFF YOU HAVE TO CRUSH FROM A DISTANCE SO YOU DON'T INHALE FUMES? NO, NO, I'M REACHING. IT IS DEFINITELY A DILDO, IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE.

(OUR ICONS. LET THEM DERP TOGETHER.)