In which I don't actually believe they went there

[kylezy]

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. Let's talk about why Merlin owns a baton, or a pestle, or a motherfucking double ended dildo. And let's talk about why the image before this, when all you can see is the dildo and Gaius' face, reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City when the husband of one of Carrie's friends exposes himself to her. Later, over lunch, the girls ask her how big his dick was. ENTER THE WAITER WITH THE GIANT PEPPERMILL.

LET'S DISCUSS THIS, OKAY? BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO CALL MYSELF A MERLIN FAN.


by kerryblaze

Comments

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

That picture is worth more than a thousand words. That picture deserves a goddamn 5,000+ word fic.

Holy crap. I have never been more happy to check my flist than I was when I saw that picture.

Erm. *crosses fingers that there will be a massive explosion of fic detailing Merlin (and Arthur)'s adventures using medieval sex toys*

*fans self*

Also, Colin's facial expression is really helping matters at all.
There are too many great things about this picture, really. *stares with joyous awe*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

If people do not get inspiration from this pic - the way his mouth is parted, the way his fingers wrap around it, the idea of SEX TOYS - then the world is a far sadder place than I ever realised.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

Seriously.
But I also love that he appears to be gesturing with it.

I'm just getting this image of like, sexy things happening and then Arthur probably opens his mouth and says something prattish and Merlin just goes off on some kind of rant waving the damn thing around.

And then it ends with porn.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You know Merlin would end up hitting him in the face with it. Accidently, of course, Sire.

And with those two, it ALWAYS ends with porn.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I like the times it starts with porn, too. (Because then you're almost always guaranteed porn at the end.)

Ouch. You could break someone's nose with that thing! (I think we should leave all "splitting people open" jokes well enough alone as they are rather low brow. ~ ~)

But it'll be a true tragedy if this does not inspire truly obscene amounts of filthy filthy things.