In which my wounds were licked

[kylezy]

So, did I miss anything vital? Aside from the really important stuff my lovely friends kept me up to date with, of course, like that assassin fic on the kink meme (it's going to break my heart so hard, I just know it). And High School Merlin (finally!) posting. And Colin looking scrumptious in many different forms (all pics from fyeahcolinmorgan).

And, of course, Bradley's new Twitter. If you've been on my flist for a long time, you might remember me expressing the belief that a twitter run by Bradley James would possibly be the most fascinating containment of 140-character nuggets of wisdom the world has ever known.



I wasn't wrong.

Idea: Conquistadors!Merlin & Arthur falling in love but woe! because 1) they're Catholic and 2) they're currently invading Mexico under the leadership of Cortés. And maybe 3) because naturally Merlin is against the whole conquest thing, on moral grounds and idk, maybe his magic is connected to the land in the superstitions and beliefs of the Aztecs and Arthur is Arthur and is all MUST GET TREASURE TO PLEASE FATHER because if fanfic has taught us anything, it's that DADDY ISSUES TRANSCEND ALL RACES AND RELIGIONS. But anyhoo, jungle sex, you know you want it.

Jenn's additional idea because she is a sexy genius: Merlin's magic fades as the magic recedes from the land, so cue sex magic to restore ~life back to the land~.

I think our brains would make the sweetest, filthiest love.



Songs on repeat:

High Ideals - Elbow (really, the whole album is GLORIOUS)

Only One - Smith Westerns

Yer Spring - Hey Rosetta! (m4a)

Tomorrow Has To Wait - Peter Bjorn and John

Not Young Not Old - Campfire ok (m4a)

Little By Little - Radiohead

In other news, I realise I'm late to this party, but I'm so in love with the show Miranda (HI, TOM ELLIS, HI). Is there going to be a season three?

Comments

[ofsighs.livejournal.com]

Hello, I missed seeing you post ♥

Jungle sex? Sex magic? Arthur and Merlin having sex in an angsty/desperate environment? OH YES PLEASE.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Hello, my dear, how have you been, how's life?

Honestly, I should be forced to stop watching the History Channel, I coming up with ridiculously detailed, historical romances for the boys *headdesk*

[tourdefierce.livejournal.com]

I feel like there is no way Bradley can come out of Twitter unscathed. I'm scared for him. I don't want him to get lost in all the weirdness of social networking.

BUT IT SHALL PROVE TO BE ENTERTAINING, IF NOTHING ELSE.

Oh god, Colin. How is he so adorable? He's like a panda. Or a kitten. Or a unicorn that needs a cuddle.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Ahh, it's going to scar him for life, I'm pretty sure. GOOD TIMES.

If by panda, you mean SEXUAL OVERLORD PANDA OF MY PANTS, and I'm sure that's exactly what you meant.

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

THE ASSASSIN FIC. CHRIST. I just wrote in someone's journal about how I want to have make-up sex with that fic 24/7. THIS IS ALL TRUE.

Merlin's seed will quite literally bring life to the earth. Because he's just badass like that.

It's a date /leer think of the beautiful, beautiful union ♥

Miranda!! jhajkdfhgafg I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT YOU BEING IN LOVE WITH IT THAT I LITERALLY CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING TO SAY IN RESPONSE. <--except this.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It reminds me a lot of your writing actually, that assassin fic. I track it, and before I saw that you'd commented, I was kinda thinking it might be yours.

MIRANDA, OMG. At first I didn't like it, but I have seriously not laughed so hard at a show for ages. And for a comedy show, I might have actually howled out loud when all that tension between Gary and Miranda went NOWHERE, GODDAMMIT.

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

ahaha omg I wish ;____; I have a suspicion about who wrote it though. /squints I shall reread and then email you with the...suspicions

I KNOW RIGHT. IF MIRANDA DOESN'T GET HER ACT TOGETHER IMMA JUMP IN THERE. oh man, it's such a realistic portrayal of awkward love. oh miranda ♥

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

OMG I MISSED YOU, I MISSED YOU, I MISSED YOU! Did I mention how much I missed you? I had no one to flail with re: Bradley's tweets, epically adorable (are you on Twitter? We need to be friends on Twitter if you are). And yes, Miranda, sooooo good, Tom Ellis, love everything about it. I have the radio show should you want it (sort of first season plot but still really good). If you want some more of Tom I rec Monday Monday (which has brief Miranda in it). It's cute, not great, but cute. Can link you with that too. And then of course you know he's Cenred in Merlin which still throws me for a loop. Now I wish there had been sexytiems.

;laksdjf so happy you're back! :D <333

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

*CRASHTACKLEHUGS* How've you been, my dear? OMG, then let us commence flailing, he is so adorakable, I just don't know what to do with myself. I love his stupid spelling and his self-deprecation <3333

I'm not on twitter btw, I was, but I could never get into it :(

I would love the radio show, very much please!

♥

[caitcupcake.livejournal.com]

I laughed at that German word thing :"), oh, Bradley. Whatever are we going to do with you?


THE FIC IDEAS. DHSAHDFSLKFDHLFHGFGLFDHGFL YES.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

He's so adorkable, I don't know how he survives <33

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. HEYYYY. haiiii. hey there. HEY YOU!! Bruce missed you but shhhh don't tell him I said anything, okay? cool.

THAT ASSASSIN AU. omfg, I've read it like ten times. it's so fucking mysterious. with the killing and all the feelings..arghareoaiu. SO MANY GOOD WORDS TOO. I would take it up the butt for those words. IT'S KIND OF 'LEIF ERIKSON', DONTCHA THINK?

I am too embarrassed to follow him. =///

booo. BOO @ AZTECS. can't they be trying to kill Mayans? then you could write me in as a mayan princess/priestess! TOTALLY (http://twitter.com/MayanPR/status/47771237979656192).

Miranda was on my dashboard shitloads a while back but I never watched it..it's good? download worthy and stuff? I have so much time to kill..

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HELLO MY LOVE!

That assassin fic is SO GOOD. Will you hold me when it inevitably makes me cry? To be fair though, you'd take it up the butt for a lot of things tho, right?

AWW, BUT HE'S SO ADORABLE. Look, his latest tweet is asking for donations to charity, how can you not love that?

But...but I didn't watch a doco on Mayans or even Incas. It has to be Aztecs, I'm afraid. But they're not trying to kill them, they're trying to get treasure...they only kill when the Aztecs are unfriendly!

UGH WATCH IT, DEFINITELY. I'll admit at first I didn't like it and every so often there's a bit of humour that makes me side-eye, but I haven't laughed so much at a show for so long. Like, seriously l-o-l-ing, not just *smiiiiileohheythatssortofhumourousIguess* but actual AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS. You can watch it on YouTube if you don't want to download it, that's where I watched it.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

SERIOUS LOLING? you've convinced me, miss! I have been convinced!
but if it sucks, when you come crying after you read the last assassin part, I will punch you in the face.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

That seems completely fair, soulmate.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Right, I just rewatched the first ep and it's not that great, so you have to promise me you'll watch at least three eps before you decide if you like it or hate it, okay? Okay.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

three? I can do three! promise!

[mintsincl.livejournal.com]

I know, I know! Build a Rocket Boys was just AMAZING *___* GUH elbow kills me every. single. time.
I like your fic ideaass, especially that last part. Something about jungle sex? So possibly against trees and they're all sweaty from the humid heat? YES PLEASE.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I was all, there's no way they'll top their last album, because I LOVED The Seldom Seen Kid but holy crap, this album is really, really stunning <3

Against a tree in the sticky heat, so then they have to go have more sex under a waterfall to cool down? MMM.