In which my wounds were licked

[kylezy]

So, did I miss anything vital? Aside from the really important stuff my lovely friends kept me up to date with, of course, like that assassin fic on the kink meme (it's going to break my heart so hard, I just know it). And High School Merlin (finally!) posting. And Colin looking scrumptious in many different forms (all pics from fyeahcolinmorgan).

And, of course, Bradley's new Twitter. If you've been on my flist for a long time, you might remember me expressing the belief that a twitter run by Bradley James would possibly be the most fascinating containment of 140-character nuggets of wisdom the world has ever known.



I wasn't wrong.

Idea: Conquistadors!Merlin & Arthur falling in love but woe! because 1) they're Catholic and 2) they're currently invading Mexico under the leadership of Cortés. And maybe 3) because naturally Merlin is against the whole conquest thing, on moral grounds and idk, maybe his magic is connected to the land in the superstitions and beliefs of the Aztecs and Arthur is Arthur and is all MUST GET TREASURE TO PLEASE FATHER because if fanfic has taught us anything, it's that DADDY ISSUES TRANSCEND ALL RACES AND RELIGIONS. But anyhoo, jungle sex, you know you want it.

Jenn's additional idea because she is a sexy genius: Merlin's magic fades as the magic recedes from the land, so cue sex magic to restore ~life back to the land~.

I think our brains would make the sweetest, filthiest love.



Songs on repeat:

High Ideals - Elbow (really, the whole album is GLORIOUS)

Only One - Smith Westerns

Yer Spring - Hey Rosetta! (m4a)

Tomorrow Has To Wait - Peter Bjorn and John

Not Young Not Old - Campfire ok (m4a)

Little By Little - Radiohead

In other news, I realise I'm late to this party, but I'm so in love with the show Miranda (HI, TOM ELLIS, HI). Is there going to be a season three?

Comments

[tourdefierce.livejournal.com]

I feel like there is no way Bradley can come out of Twitter unscathed. I'm scared for him. I don't want him to get lost in all the weirdness of social networking.

BUT IT SHALL PROVE TO BE ENTERTAINING, IF NOTHING ELSE.

Oh god, Colin. How is he so adorable? He's like a panda. Or a kitten. Or a unicorn that needs a cuddle.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Ahh, it's going to scar him for life, I'm pretty sure. GOOD TIMES.

If by panda, you mean SEXUAL OVERLORD PANDA OF MY PANTS, and I'm sure that's exactly what you meant.