kylezy

DEAR HOT PEOPLE INTENT ON RUINING ME,

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. KINDLY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PERFECTION, STOP BEING PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE TO ME, OR MAKE A FUCKING SEX TAPE.

YOURS IN MOST SINCERE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION,

KYLIE

So, carnivors and I were talking this afternoon about dark!Merlin and even though it's not normally something I seek out, I remember reading a really interesting fic ages ago that I wanted to rec to her, only I can't remember the title/author because I live in the dark ages and don't bookmark anything. Does anyone remember a fic in which dark!Merlin and Arthur are having sex and Merlin destroys the world at the end? And Uther may or may not get maimed/killed in the middle, but it's entirely possible I'm thinking of something else here?

I had a looksie in the non-con tag on mxa this arvo until I was unfairly yet understandably distracted by come-addict!Arthur fic, so if anyone could help me out, that would be super. You would get a gold star and everything.

Oh, okay, and Merlin this coming week? Aaaargh, excitement/reservation.

Today I am in love with this song: Can't Fish - Pete & the Pirates.

And Monte continues to be a treasure, I love his itty bitty face even if he doesn't let me sleep in of a morning.


Here he is trying to work out why yummy-looking berries no go in mouth.
ETA: That's some unfortunate USB cable placement there.

I'm watching But I'm A Cheerleader for the first time in forever and aksalas;ldj please tell me someone has written a Merlin/Arthur version somewhere? I need Merlin and Arthur falling in love in a "homosexual rehab" camp more than I have needed anything everrrr.

Ask me to list my top five of anything! Top Five Songs? Top Five On Screen Kisses? Top Five Movies? Top Five Comic Books? Top Five Favorite Fictional Characters? Top Five Books? Top Five Music Videos? Top Five Web Sites? Top Five OTP's? Nothing is off limits! Be inventive! Ask for as many lists as you want.

IDK, just indulge me, I'm bored and thirteen minutes off eating my feelings away with a block of Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocolate. Okay, that was a lie. It's more like six minutes.

Hey flist, heeey. I'm looking for two or three people to beta a fic of mine - 1000 words of fluffy Bradley/Colin. Anyone interested? It would be awesome if you had the power to turn rubbish into gold, that would be most welcome.

So very, very bored. I tried to write porn but I even got bored of that. I didn't think that was physically possible, but there you go. You learn something new everyday!

( And insert witticism here )

Day 14 → a non-fictional book

( A Short History of Nearly Everything )

In other news, January sucked and February isn't looking that much better. I can't even tell you why, life is just poo.

On the bright side, Merlin fans, how adorable was that horse video? I said this somewhere else but I really want to buy them ponies and force them to make horse puns forever, just for my amusement. And Katie, HOLY FUCK, she is stunning and totally dorky, I want to marry herrrrr.

Speaking of Merlin, I really want someone to write me a fanfic to this song by the Magnetic Fields.

( lyrics here )

It's so perfectly adorkable-Arthur-trying-to-tell-Merlin-how-he-feels-but-not-knowing-how.

Also, what happened to my m/a fanmix drabble writers? *pokes*

Album rec for you guys: Erland and The Carnival (Myspace link here for track previews). I've been listening to this one non-stop since I got it a couple days ago.