In which we don't want no darkness with a night light on

[kylezy]

So, carnivors and I were talking this afternoon about dark!Merlin and even though it's not normally something I seek out, I remember reading a really interesting fic ages ago that I wanted to rec to her, only I can't remember the title/author because I live in the dark ages and don't bookmark anything. Does anyone remember a fic in which dark!Merlin and Arthur are having sex and Merlin destroys the world at the end? And Uther may or may not get maimed/killed in the middle, but it's entirely possible I'm thinking of something else here?

I had a looksie in the non-con tag on mxa this arvo until I was unfairly yet understandably distracted by come-addict!Arthur fic, so if anyone could help me out, that would be super. You would get a gold star and everything.

Oh, okay, and Merlin this coming week? Aaaargh, excitement/reservation.

Today I am in love with this song: Can't Fish - Pete & the Pirates.

And Monte continues to be a treasure, I love his itty bitty face even if he doesn't let me sleep in of a morning.


Here he is trying to work out why yummy-looking berries no go in mouth.
ETA: That's some unfortunate USB cable placement there.

Comments

[tourdefierce.livejournal.com]

Dark!Merlin: Is that Asolat's Dark Tower (or something like that)? There is also this kind of dark BDSM one with Merlin and Arthur and SUBTEXT and such but I don't remember what the name of that was or who wrote it. I think it was kinkmeme though.

(I'm writing Modern-AU where Arthur is a cum-guzzling slut but that won't be done for a few days. Sorry. But there is something to look forward to?)

Monte is ridiculously pretty. Also, yes, that USB cable is getting some.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I just searched for that and there's one by her called "The Tower" but that wasn't it. It's possible it was this kinkmeme one you talk of. It's also possible I am remembering five fics and smushing them into one.

Something to look forward to may be an understatement...

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

what is 'arvo'?

LOL @ piggyback ride. that's like 10 penises by itself.

UGH, MONTE. this dick! shouldn't he be laying on 3000$ decorative pillows, eating caviar and thinking about his TUFF LYFE? *mini buttpunch*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It means afternoon, you feeble-minded American.

Do you think there was accidental penis-to-back rubbing? Do you?

Well, yeah, those are all in his cage though. He roughs it when he comes out, eats curly fries by the poolside and everything.

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

He is so adorable*-*
and yeah, very unfortunate USB cable placement there. but you can still sort of see that he's real and not a bird robot. and why would you need a bird robot anyway, I'd get a monkey robot, or a dragon robot to spew fire at all intruders. mind you, a bird robot could fly into their eyes and make them blind and then you could call the police and say, the bird did it to defend me and here are the culprits, take them away and lock them up.
-->I'm totally rambling. sorry. I should go to bed.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I bet you dream of robot birds now.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

Monte is such a pretty little guy! :)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Except when he's squawking in my ear, grrrr.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

Hey! You gotta let the little guy express himself! ;P

[mordyn4]

Robot bird isn't battery operated? Wow, that's awkward.

I am avoiding spoilers this season... but I think that might be more about denial.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

He's like an iPhone, except useful. BOOM.

Denial of what?

[mordyn4]

Denial about your "relationship" with New Zealand.

... I thought you had an iPhone?

Living alarm clocks are pretty cool, I guess. Wolfie likes to cuddle next to my head in the morning. Puts me back to sleep. Cats are subversive.

Real answer: denial of Gwen/Arthur. Also, denial dead!Uther. There's just going to be an ep where I go THAT'S IT, DONE WITH THAT MERLIN SHOW. Just like the page before the epilogue in Deathly Hallows. Denial is happiness. :(

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Shut it, Canadian.

I have an iPod, I am not social enough to warrant paying money for an iPhone.

Wolfie is trying to suffocate you in the cutest way.

You're not allowed to be done with Merlin until ep 13 next season. Because I say so.

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

OMG YOUR BIRD IS SO ADORRRRRRABLE!

Also: come-addict!Arthur would be nice. If someone writes this PLEASE LET ME KNOW, BB! You always have such good ideas! ;D

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's not my idea (though I love it), I found one of the mxa community! Search under the non-con tags (though now that I think about it, there was no non-con, that I remember) XD