In which I was sad but decided to be awesome instead

[kylezy]

I was halfway through a whingey entry, waxing emotive about being sick (again, thanks for failing at your job, immune system), and loneliness, and how much I miss fandom and the way it was when I first joined - when there was a sense of community and people wanted to discuss things and make new friends, instead of hanging out anonymously and bitching and whining unnecessarily; and then I was like, NO, KYLIE. Not tonight. Tonight we dine in lulz.

So I give you the thing that never fails to make me cry with laughter - HP Summary Executions: Greatest Hits. Basically, the best (read: worst) summaries people have come up with for their Harry Potter fanfiction.

To entice you:

A story of pain and sorrow, not intented for comfort or laughter...a story that remains untold, on of abuse and blood...telling of a shattered girl who learned to twist a heart of stone into one of warm gold. This is not a story for the faint of heart, nor the happy in spirit. But for those who are able to understand what it means to be hurt...to watch as a girl's spirit is shattered like glass upon concrete. Watch as she melts the young master's heart of ice, and watch as she helps him heal. She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco.

Señor Draco.

Señor Draco.

Señor Draco.

Other slices of brilliance to look forward to (just the keywords, I don't want to spoil you too much, after all): Dumbledore fucks no Americans!, back virginity, wereflamingoes, and MIND BOOGLEING SUPENUSE!!!

Enjoy, guys!

PS. wholly_crepe, your WIP has comforted me immeasurably these last few days. Jsyk. ♥

Comments

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

aww, don't be sad. ;_; your sadness makes me sad and making Angela sad is like..shitting on a rainbow. (lol)

OMG DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S MAKING ME HAPPY? PERHAPS THAT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY TOO? MARCH 22ND = NEXT STROKES ALBUM. CAN U BELIEVE THAT SHIT?? OH MY GOD DUDE. OH MY GOD. ARE YOU EXCITED NOW? TELL ME YOU'RE EXCITED. OR DON'T BE. I'M EXCITED ENOUGH FOR 10 PEOPLE. I WILL CARRY YOUR EXCITEMENT, OK? I WILL DO THIS FOR YOU. YAAAAAAAY.

L M F A O @ those summaries. I spent like, two hours looking at that business. thank you for sharing, friend.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

YESSSSS! I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY WHEN I OPEN MY EMAILS IN THE MORNING AND THEY'RE ALL NOTIFICATIONS FOR COMMENTS BY YOU. HOW ARE YOU, MY LOVE?

WOO STROKES, I AM EXCITED THAT YOU'RE EXCITED!

Hee, they're great, right? They always make me laugh.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

There's no more 2% milk, there's only the fat free kind so I'm pretty depressed about that. :(( ALSO THERE IS A NEW GRRRLS VIDEO (WITH ZAC DANCING APPARENTLY OMG WAS I NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS??? THE UNIVERSE IS LISTENING) BUT I HAVE NO INTERNET AND IT WON'T PLAY ON MOBILE WEB SO I WANT TO CRY AND PUNCH A LIVER. But besides that I'm super great. Super great with streamers.