In which I was sad but decided to be awesome instead

[kylezy]

I was halfway through a whingey entry, waxing emotive about being sick (again, thanks for failing at your job, immune system), and loneliness, and how much I miss fandom and the way it was when I first joined - when there was a sense of community and people wanted to discuss things and make new friends, instead of hanging out anonymously and bitching and whining unnecessarily; and then I was like, NO, KYLIE. Not tonight. Tonight we dine in lulz.

So I give you the thing that never fails to make me cry with laughter - HP Summary Executions: Greatest Hits. Basically, the best (read: worst) summaries people have come up with for their Harry Potter fanfiction.

To entice you:

A story of pain and sorrow, not intented for comfort or laughter...a story that remains untold, on of abuse and blood...telling of a shattered girl who learned to twist a heart of stone into one of warm gold. This is not a story for the faint of heart, nor the happy in spirit. But for those who are able to understand what it means to be hurt...to watch as a girl's spirit is shattered like glass upon concrete. Watch as she melts the young master's heart of ice, and watch as she helps him heal. She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco.

Señor Draco.

Señor Draco.

Señor Draco.

Other slices of brilliance to look forward to (just the keywords, I don't want to spoil you too much, after all): Dumbledore fucks no Americans!, back virginity, wereflamingoes, and MIND BOOGLEING SUPENUSE!!!

Enjoy, guys!

PS. wholly_crepe, your WIP has comforted me immeasurably these last few days. Jsyk. ♥

Comments

[wholly-crepe.livejournal.com]

I'M GLAD! :D <3

That fic is literally going to be the death of me, I swear to god. It feelis a little bit like I have to hack through granite to access itty bitty bits of chrystalised B/C. SIGH. I will try for you though!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to nag and I understand how hard it is because if it were easy, you would have done it already, you know? I just want...I want people to feel the things I feel when reading this, to be moved in the way I am, and I want the happy ending for Colin or at least the new beginning, and I want you to feel the pleasure and relief in finishing it and being proud of this wonderful story you created. Which all falls under the heading of Too Invested and I promise, I swear, this is the last time I'll bring it up. If you can't finish it, then you can't, and that's the way it goes. I still think you're amazing.

[wholly-crepe.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. I just finished. I honest to god, in the last hour since reading this comment of yours, finished it. It is done. This was the kick I needed.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, and this is for you,

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

WHAT. OH MY GOD. GIRL!