In which you'll understand by the end

[kylezy]

You know what I am wondering, Merlin fandom? Do you?

WHERE'S THE RPF IN RELATION TO THE PICS OF PANTY MELTING DOOM? I mean, we got knights orgies which is all well and good, but WHERE'S COLIN SALIVATING AT ALL THE MAN CANDY?

WHERE'S BRADLEY DICKING AROUND AND COLIN TAKING THE PISS, HAVING A RIGHT OLD LAUGH AT BEING TOLD TO ACT SEXY FOR THE CAMERA?

WHERE'S COLIN, EYES DARKENING WITH LUST AS HE WATCHES HIS BOYFRIEND FROM BEHIND THE CAMERA AND BRADLEY, SKIN TINGLING AT THE TENSION THAT'S BEEN CRACKLING BETWEEN THEM ALL AFTERNOON?

WHERE'S THE AWKWARD TITTERING OF SEVEN MEN WHO DON'T QUITE KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN THEY FIND THEMSELVES INEXPLICABLY TURNED ON BY THE SENSE OF CAMARADERIE AND CLOSENESS THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PORTRAYING?

(Have orgies been done in Merlin rps or is that crossing a moral boundary?

...is it sad I need moral boundaries explained to me?)

WHERE IS THE FIC, GUYS?

This post brought to you by 6am and sleep deprivation.

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[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but it's very sad. ):