In which you'll understand by the end

[kylezy]

You know what I am wondering, Merlin fandom? Do you?

WHERE'S THE RPF IN RELATION TO THE PICS OF PANTY MELTING DOOM? I mean, we got knights orgies which is all well and good, but WHERE'S COLIN SALIVATING AT ALL THE MAN CANDY?

WHERE'S BRADLEY DICKING AROUND AND COLIN TAKING THE PISS, HAVING A RIGHT OLD LAUGH AT BEING TOLD TO ACT SEXY FOR THE CAMERA?

WHERE'S COLIN, EYES DARKENING WITH LUST AS HE WATCHES HIS BOYFRIEND FROM BEHIND THE CAMERA AND BRADLEY, SKIN TINGLING AT THE TENSION THAT'S BEEN CRACKLING BETWEEN THEM ALL AFTERNOON?

WHERE'S THE AWKWARD TITTERING OF SEVEN MEN WHO DON'T QUITE KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN THEY FIND THEMSELVES INEXPLICABLY TURNED ON BY THE SENSE OF CAMARADERIE AND CLOSENESS THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PORTRAYING?

(Have orgies been done in Merlin rps or is that crossing a moral boundary?

...is it sad I need moral boundaries explained to me?)

WHERE IS THE FIC, GUYS?

This post brought to you by 6am and sleep deprivation.

Comments

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

IS IT SAD THAT I'M WONDERING THIS SAME THING?!


....WHEN DID I GET INTO RPF?! WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, WOMAN?!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

BLAME THE HOT PEOPLE OF MERLIN!

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S BLAME OR IF THAT SHOULD BE THANKING THEM!!

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

nasty status: legendary

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I can't wait until I level up to 'obscene'.

[a_shadow_there.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. YES.

Except ... no! Must. Finish. Fest. Fics. Must. Finish ...

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Or. OR! You could write this instead.

[a_shadow_there.livejournal.com]

*whines* Stop iiiiiit! I was at the supermarket and all I kept thinking was this *gestures to pictures* and bukkake. It's Colin's fault, really. With those cheekbones, and lips, and the boys looking so nnnnghf.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Oh my god.

Oh my fucking god.

Do it. I...

Ria, do it.

[a_shadow_there.livejournal.com]

I think I have to (it won't leave my brain alone. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN. Except ... don't).

Or, at least, I have to write the sexing. I'm not too fussed about how it gets to that point, to be honest :P
After all, who needs characterisation and dialogue when you can just have a bunch of hot guys coming all over Colin Morgan. I mean really.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Yes. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. It hasn't left my brain either, you don't know the restraint it's taken me not to PM you every hour, on the hour , with DO IT. DO EEEET. WRITE EEEET. ARE YOU WRITING IT NOW? WHAT ABOUT NOW?

Characterisation schmaracterisation, I always say. Who needs it? NOT COLIN, WITH COME SLIDING DOWN HIS CHEEK, THAT'S FOR SURE.

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR LINKING ME.

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE FACIAL!FIC IN EVERY FANDOM

FACT

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

FACIALS ARE A SOLID KINK OF MINE, OH MY GOD. That's what my fic was going to be about, the one I wanted to do for the B/C fest - well, not so much the facial, but, like, Bradley's staring in a mirror, looking at all the ways Colin's possessed him - a collar of bites around his neck, dried come across his cheek, in his hair, etc etc

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

ME TOO, ME TOO BB. oh my goodness, if you ever finish that fic I will be its number one fan *___* Oh Kylie, what I wouldn't give for a proper epic D/s fic about these two, or Merlin and Arthur. BRADLEY IN SUBSPACE, CAN YOU IMAGINE. IDEK.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

STARS IN MY EYES AT THAT THOUGHT *_____*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU WRITING IT?

[a_shadow_there.livejournal.com]

I AM! :D

I've started, and I'm hoping to get it up on the weekend (I have an oddly busy week this week for someone who's unemployed).

BUT YES. IT IS COMING.

JUST LIKE THE BOYS.

ON COLIN'S FACE.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Final Merlin, final quest and PORN? BEST. WEEKEND. EVER.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

There hasn't been any new Colin/Bradley fic, much less RPS orgy fic, in a very long time. ;__;

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Merlin fandom is so quite these days compared to this time last year. It makes me sadface :(

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

Me, too. ):

And it's so weird because, well...just look at the Quests! :O

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Typo that is obviously meant to be 'quiet' not 'quite', DAMN YOU, SELF, LOOK BEFORE (AND AFTER) YOU HIT POST.

YES, RIGHT? I mean, there was a staring contest ffs. There was painting (messy fingerpainting all over each other's bodies, anyone?). A LITTLE PIECE OF BRADLEY'S HEART, FOR GOODNESS SAKE. We're practically being GIVEN prompts!

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

And yet, we've got nothing.
The bradleycolin comm hasn't even been updated for nearly a week. ;__;

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

:O I didn't even realise it was that dire. Fandoooom, what is going on? :((

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but it's very sad. ):