In which Big D gives those dementors the old magic one-two

[kylezy]

*Omgomgomg, DIDDYKINS! Aww, look at him! I have nothing but the deepest affection for someone hired to play a kid roughly "the size and weight of a young killer whale".

*"Here. Clean 'em." Erm. This scene is very rapefic-is-only-moments-away, isn't it?

*Merlin's week to serve the Pendragon's their dinner. For those keeping track.

*Ninja dude: *TWIRLS SWORDS DRAMATICALLY*
Arthur: *le punch*

*This is neither here nor there, but Colin is looking MIGHTY FINE in this ep.

*Please tell me someone else got tears in their eyes when Arthur is looking all sad because Daddy isn't what he used to be? :(((

*And when Merlin gave his little speech as well? "It's...lonely." OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME THIS MORNING? TEARS EVERYWHERE.

*There's got to be a shorter way to say "Oi, Dragon, little help please?" hasn't there?

*AND HOW THE FLIP DOES HE FLY THERE SO FAST?

*Have I mentioned how hot Colin is today? BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY HOT, YOU GUYS.

*Aww and Uther knew all along. Haha, foiled again, Morgana. You just can't win, can you?

*Next week: OR CAN SHE?



SIX HAPPY PENISES OUT OF TEN. If I could find one semi-erect, it would be five and a half though.



Merlin and Arthur were nice to each other, emotions were palpable and the writing was even sometimes quite decent. I'm just not that into tourney eps though.

Comments

[astro_knight.livejournal.com]

THE PENIS SYSTEM IS THE BEST RATING SYSTEM OF THEM ALL. They look so content.

Seriously, what does the dragon do with his downtime? When he isn't dispensing cryptic whatevers to Merlin? Does he like, just...sit in a forest? With his mouth open waiting for any stray deer to walk into it, like a whale shark? Does he chill with magical creatures who have not yet been stabbed by Arthur? Is he doing NaNoWriMo? Does he moonlight as a Sassy Gay Frien--oh wait, nevermind.

Did anyone not see the imminent rapefic? DO. NOT. WANT. D:

*Please tell me someone else got tears in their eyes when Arthur is looking all sad because Daddy isn't what he used to be? :(((
OMG YESSS POOR ARFUR

And Colin Morgan is the prettiest pretty to ever pretty. Don't you do that dreamy-sigh-hands-clutched-to-chest-staring-out-into-the-sky-while-songbirds-sing-a-song-of-looove thing when you see his wee adorable face? Uh, or would that be weird?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's like a bloody disney fairytale up in my head whenever Colin's on screen. Songbirds singing, baby deer prancing, cute fluffy squirrels doing whatever it is cute fluffy squirrels do.

They all scatter pretty quick when my thoughts turn less than pure though.