In which Big D gives those dementors the old magic one-two

[kylezy]

*Omgomgomg, DIDDYKINS! Aww, look at him! I have nothing but the deepest affection for someone hired to play a kid roughly "the size and weight of a young killer whale".

*"Here. Clean 'em." Erm. This scene is very rapefic-is-only-moments-away, isn't it?

*Merlin's week to serve the Pendragon's their dinner. For those keeping track.

*Ninja dude: *TWIRLS SWORDS DRAMATICALLY*
Arthur: *le punch*

*This is neither here nor there, but Colin is looking MIGHTY FINE in this ep.

*Please tell me someone else got tears in their eyes when Arthur is looking all sad because Daddy isn't what he used to be? :(((

*And when Merlin gave his little speech as well? "It's...lonely." OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME THIS MORNING? TEARS EVERYWHERE.

*There's got to be a shorter way to say "Oi, Dragon, little help please?" hasn't there?

*AND HOW THE FLIP DOES HE FLY THERE SO FAST?

*Have I mentioned how hot Colin is today? BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY HOT, YOU GUYS.

*Aww and Uther knew all along. Haha, foiled again, Morgana. You just can't win, can you?

*Next week: OR CAN SHE?



SIX HAPPY PENISES OUT OF TEN. If I could find one semi-erect, it would be five and a half though.



Merlin and Arthur were nice to each other, emotions were palpable and the writing was even sometimes quite decent. I'm just not that into tourney eps though.

Comments

[seether-79.livejournal.com]

SIX HAPPY PENISES OUT OF TEN. If I could find one semi-erect, it would be five and a half though.

I love you so much!! Just so you know ;P

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

XD

<3

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

I love that Camelot must have the worst watchguard ever cause this HUGE FUCKOFF DRAGON keeps flying like, 200 yards away and landing in the middle of a giant field and nobody notices.

I loved this episode intensely.

I'm glad someone else was seeing the rapefic about to occur. It was like a kinkmeme prompt dude.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Camelot has the worst guards, period. They miss the dragon, everyone escapes from the dungeon, ducking into doorways or behind doors when you're being pursued is enough to fool them...where does Uther find these men, honestly?!

For filler, this ep actually sort of felt like real emotional progress, I was really quite pleased.

Yeesss, I was like, BOOTLICKING, whaaaat? AND THEN HE WHIPPED HIM ON THE BUM. Shit was about to go down, I swear.

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

"It's...lonely." OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME THIS MORNING? TEARS EVERYWHERE.

I LOVED THAT PART SO MUCH.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HE WAS AMAZING, WASN'T HE? And it was actually a decently written scene, I thought; it sort of felt like a nod to how he perhaps should have dealt with Morgana (pre -I'm evil, I'm evil, LOOK AT MY DAMN EVIL SMIRK EVERYONE- days of course), and it was really interesting to see him confronted with truths he hasn't really had to hear out loud before - his little face at "you've been pretending for so long now, that you've actually forgotten who you are" SLAYED ME.

tl;dr: COLIIIIIIN <3

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

his little face at "you've been pretending for so long now, that you've actually forgotten who you are"

I KNOWWW. And he got so defensive and he looked so lost. OH, MY BB.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

oh my fucking shit, that whip part had me RAGIN'!!! only established sexys should be allowed to do inappropriate things to my little M&M. >=(!!!

dude, the fucking little fire...like, I thought that shit was so beautiful, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

THE EARS THIS EPISODE. AND CHICKEN!
ugh fucking Colin is always looking great. is that mole by his left ear the only one he's got? it's the only one I've seen. I think I'm gonna have to make this baby my favvv.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

LOOK AT HIM.

THAT IS ALL.

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

OH THIS PICTURE. OH COLIN.

[psyche-cuore.livejournal.com]

I totally saw this ep being filmed, lol :D (comes from the same day as the "He taps like I tap." "I'd tap that." video I showed you. Also is the ep with the extra who propositioned me...)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I thought that! When I saw Colin sitting on the bench, I was all lkashlfakas;ldk that's totally the same way he was sitting in the 'I'd tap that' video xD

Ahaha, really? DID YOU DO A MERLIN EXTRA?

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

QUEEN MORGANA.

I WANTS IT.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I hope the last two eps are EPIC.

[astro_knight.livejournal.com]

THE PENIS SYSTEM IS THE BEST RATING SYSTEM OF THEM ALL. They look so content.

Seriously, what does the dragon do with his downtime? When he isn't dispensing cryptic whatevers to Merlin? Does he like, just...sit in a forest? With his mouth open waiting for any stray deer to walk into it, like a whale shark? Does he chill with magical creatures who have not yet been stabbed by Arthur? Is he doing NaNoWriMo? Does he moonlight as a Sassy Gay Frien--oh wait, nevermind.

Did anyone not see the imminent rapefic? DO. NOT. WANT. D:

*Please tell me someone else got tears in their eyes when Arthur is looking all sad because Daddy isn't what he used to be? :(((
OMG YESSS POOR ARFUR

And Colin Morgan is the prettiest pretty to ever pretty. Don't you do that dreamy-sigh-hands-clutched-to-chest-staring-out-into-the-sky-while-songbirds-sing-a-song-of-looove thing when you see his wee adorable face? Uh, or would that be weird?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's like a bloody disney fairytale up in my head whenever Colin's on screen. Songbirds singing, baby deer prancing, cute fluffy squirrels doing whatever it is cute fluffy squirrels do.

They all scatter pretty quick when my thoughts turn less than pure though.

[cordeliasmarz.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA your rating system continues to amuse me :')

"Here. Clean 'em." Erm. This scene is very rapefic-is-only-moments-away, isn't it?
OH GOD YES what was that?!

AND HOW THE FLIP DOES HE FLY THERE SO FAST?
LOL YES

Next week: OR CAN SHE?
OH YOU

Sorry for late comment
I only just got round to going through my Flist

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[kylezy.livejournal.com]

LATE COMMENTS ARE THE BEST, it's always a nice surprise!

One day there will be ten penises and we will all cry from joy!

OH GOD YES what was that?!

I HAVE NO IDEA but add bootlicking as a kink the writers don't know they're referencing xD

THAT GIF ♥

[cordeliasmarz.livejournal.com]

HAH your icon just made me laff

Oh those writers :')
I would actually LOVE to know just how aware they are of what they're doing (I'm thinking of the "this long" dildo times.. surely that one was intentional??!)

They are too adorable ♥

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[kylezy.livejournal.com]

THE DILDO WAS DELIBERATE. I have no doubt of this, there's just no way, NO WAY, they couldn't see how...DILDO-ISH it was.

I mean, look -



That is a giant, black dildo, there is no two ways about it.

AHHHH LITTLE TRIO <3 Oh my heart!

[cordeliasmarz.livejournal.com]

They are too innocent for all this dildo talk

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They're frightened, poor dears

See, Merlin writers? THIS IS NOT FIT FOR FAMILY VIEWING
(But I'm glad they can get away with it. What the kids don't know can't hurt 'em... And all the more fun for the adults..)