In which stuff happens

[kylezy]

First, bask in my new icon. BASK IN IT. That is one swishy motherfucker right there.



*I'm not doing the usual reactions but I had to pause the video a minute in because:

i) That's the manticore?
ii) What the fuck kind of manticore is that?
iii) LOL and who let Morgana near it with her eyeliner?

*ANGRY CAPS OF ANGER. HULK MAD. Do you not remember, Uther, asking Gaius to use magic to save your daughter like three weeks ago? Hey? That little incident slip your mind, you hypocritical buttface? RAGH.

*Five seconds later* Oh, okay, at least it's being acknowledged he's a douche. I thought it might have been one of those times where the writers conveniently leave out old details. Aww, they're so cute when they attempt continuity. Who's trying to be a big boy show, then? You are! Yesh you are! *coos*

*The Merlin art department is really fond of glitter this season.

*Does anybody else find it really sexy when Merlin/Colin bows?

*AWWW, falling asleep with his book open, that is fifty different kinds of adorable right there.

*DOUBLE AWW at Arthur caring why Merlin is upset and trying to cheer him up. I am convinced he would have given him a noogie had they been alone.

*Merlin tells Arthur the truth about the poison \o/ Hurrah for smidgeons of honesty!

* Merlin: Do you think you can? Command such magic?
Gaius: There was a time when I could.

= Erectile dysfunction euphemism, y/y?

*Merlin, the manticore is small enough to grab with your hands, just throw it against the wall ffs.

*I'm getting secondhand embarrassment watching Gaius do magic :\ Is it just me or is RW overselling it?

*Overall: maybe it's because I'm not pausing this ep every few seconds to make a joke and therefore I'm a lot more invested in the storyline, but this ep isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I mean, I'd rather have more boys, obviously, but other than that, it's pretty much just your average Merlin episode.

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vinca15: I couldn't find any pictures of a cartoon flaccid penis to rate this ep with, but I did find a happy one, so I give this ep -



Two happy penises out of ten. There just wasn't enough gay to warrant more.

I also found this picture during my google search of 'flaccid penis':



I don't know why.

Comments

[paenteom.livejournal.com]

I am very disappointed, young lady.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID[N'T] I DO? :(((

[paenteom.livejournal.com]

How dare you rate my romance with only two penises? ;o;
Young people, they just don't know what the real thing is anymore.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

OH THAT. Hey, if I was rating with stars it would have scored higher, probably 4/10, but I'm afraid Gaius and happy penises just do not mix. Everrrr.

[paenteom.livejournal.com]

Well if you put it that way...

This needs to be put on an icon. Immediately.

A-also I may have started writing something.
It has film star!Arthur and Morgana, extra!Merlin, catering!Gwen, stuntman!Lance, director!Uther and cameraman!Gaius. D:
Any character wishes?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Director!Uther, omg dead perfect XDD

Um, um, IDK, I think I just want to be surprised? BUT YAY AGAIN, YOU'RE WRITING!

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

*basks in your icon* lovely, just lovely.

Merlin bowing? totally sexy. probably even more sexy when you're watching from behind.

I agree with you about RW overselling the magic. it's just too much. It reminds me of Gilderoy Lockhart and his flourishy way of saying spells, with extra care to pronounciation. nope, not doing it for me. RW should watch Colin more often.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Speaking of sexy Merlin, did you notice we got an ass and crotch shot from him this week when he was sleeping on the floor? A++ cameramen.

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

of course I noticed. I might have paused the ep for a good ten minutes just to stare*g*. I love the cameraman.

[cordeliasmarz.livejournal.com]

*BASKS, BASKS AND BASKS*
That is beautiful.

= Erectile dysfunction euphemism, y/y?
HAAHAHAH WHAT I LOVE IT AND AM SICKENED IN EQUAL MEASURE

HAHA I like your rating system
But yeah
They should totally be flaccid here

And yes I actually enjoyed the ep just because it was so ridiculous and just.. yeah, just your average Merlin episode
It was a bit boring at points but it's not really worse than others!
Even if I don't think they actually explained why that creepy human-faced gremlin thing wanted to kill Uther??

Anyway
C'est tout.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Blame google for the lack of flaccid penises because, let me tell you, there was no shortage on my end.

They don't explain half the shit we see. It's lucky they cast hot people, otherwise I would have never given this show the time of day.

[axania.livejournal.com]

Your icon is delicious!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just? XD

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

THAT SWISHY HAIR IS HYPNOTIZING.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, I am lol'ing heartily at your icon.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

OMG, I LOVE THESE ICONS.

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

I...I can't take my eyes away.

I agree with your rating. I was kind of disappointed but teh gay kept me just interested enough to finish. And noogies totally happened when the camera panned away. I know this, Colin has a satisfied!noogie face next scene. Trufax.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

There were a few people upset about Arthur training with Merlin, but I thought the boys were rather lovely to each other actually. Caring and honesty is worth a few happy penises surely XD

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

shit, that's a fucking great icon. I'm jealous. it reminds me of that..um, that one song, the whip my hair one, you know? that everyone's talking about..I haven't even heard it but I still know about that shit. weird. anyways. yea. but..yea. that is a good icon.

lmao, thank you for the cartoon penises. I don't know what I'd have done if they were real ones..

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It just reminds me of Maybelline ads, of course, and this line from a Dr Dre song, when Snoop Dog says, 'bitches looking at me strange but you know I don't care, step up in this motherfucker, just a-swinging my hair'.

You were thisclose to getting actual ones. I found the perfect picture of a penis; it was a split pic, one side showed the penis erect, the other side flaccid, and I thought BINGO but then I also thought that you would probably die, so I changed my mind.

What did you think of the ep but?

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

gosh, you are just so hardcore.

OH NOES. I'm glad you didn't get them.
so you went through..like, pictures of tons of penises? OMG. I offer you an internet head hug just in case you feel violated. =(

but? are you calling me "but" or was that I typo? "but" would be a weird nickname but I would accept it AHHHHHH..um, I guess it was okay? I mean, as long as I see Colin's face, I'm good.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

It's okay, I went numb after awhile, my eyeballs just sort of stopped seeing them. Only enforced my suspicions about my sexuality anyway. Aside from Colin Morgan's, I do not want to go near any more penises in my life.

It is a very good thing he's the title character then.

[ninja-orange.livejournal.com]

*I'm getting secondhand embarrassment watching Gaius do magic :\ Is it just me or RW overselling it?

hahahaha I started thinking the same thing. "Shouldn't this be more impressive if he's making all that noise? :| "

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

ARGH, yes this!

[ofsighs.livejournal.com]

Ooh, shiny icon! I was missing Gwaine too, so I made my own some hours ago :D

I would've skipped the ep altogether if Colin and Bradley's faces didn't make an appearance. As it was, Arthur was on for like, only five minutes? Boring episode is boring, so when my download was thwarted the first time I didn't make any effort to find another one so soon. The next episode: major DNW. Well, old Merlin could be fun and cracky, but still.

*I'm getting secondhand embarrassment watching Gaius do magic :\ Is it just me or RW overselling it? Agreed. I was actually watching this scene with my eyes squinted, not that it made the scene better.

Also, happy penises = hee.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It is a nice icon, he has such a wonderful grin XD

Yeah, too many people don't care enough about Gaius, I don't quite know what the producers were thinking in allowing him to centre so heavily.

I know, I know, I don't think I can ever watch that scene again, it was so awkward :|

Just wait until there's a really gay episode, no one will be able to contain my use of the happy penis XD