In which titles are for losers without a good story

[kylezy]

Pretty much just fishing for entertaining comments, I haven't slept all night and I'm slightly delirious and even the dog is getting sick of my rambles. So you have to answer one of these or all three if you want to be really cool and sexy:

1) Your theory on Bradley's sad!face yesterday.
2) What kink is really working for you in fic these days?
3) Describe, in vivid written detail, the extent of your love for me. Diagrams or flow charts will also be accepted.

Comments

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

I hope you've slept!! =( and a shitload!! it makes me sad when people don't sleep. =(

- I have no theories. wait..maybe he'd just listened to Leif?? =0 those pictures were so fucking necky, WOW. W.O.W. omg but I'm too embarrassed to watch any videos. my embarrassment meter is hyper sensitive right now and it's fucking me up. I CAN'T WATCH ANYTHING. I tried to see that picnic one or whatever..and I had to cover my eyes and put the volume down real low so if I got embarrassed I could just move two feet back and then I wouldn't hear it and I would be okay and I don't have to yell ICH MUSS ALLES VERGESSEN to myself but it didn't really work. I don't remember what they talked about..but I do remember that 30STM song and omfg get the shit out of my face. they played that during that fucking Legend of the Guardians preview and OH MY GOD. have you seen that shit? I don't remember if I ranted about it on LJ or on twitter but omg..DEATH FOR THOSE OWLS. DEATH BY EMBARRASSING STDS AND GANGRENE. fucking blacksmith owl? WHAT IS THAT???? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

- the smelling of necks 4EVER. keepin' it g-rated and AWESOME.

- omg, visuals?!?! I'm all about the fucking visuals. here you go: "things Kylie is cooler than" (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/vinca15/SCAN0056.jpg). maybe I should explain some things? yes. you're watching porn there, I don't know if that was obvious. and when I say hot shit, I mean..tea and coffee, not literal shit..that would be weird. I don't say tea and coffee because I've decided I don't really like either. I always put too much cream or milk or sugar in it..and the taste is barlasdiorns sooooo, I'm guessing, I only like the hotness. maybe I'm so hot that like..the environment tries to take it away from me and I have to keep giving my body hot shit to keep a balance. =0 oh, and Riemann sum! omg that baby..that baby is the best. it tells you how to get the area under a curve!!! AND IT IS SO GREAT. omg, it's the only thing I remember from the last two years of math in high school. it was so beautiful. I didn't have to worry about the fucking derivative. >=( I always got them right. ='''''') when I got one in my AP test I was just like FUCK YES!!! judges, you don't even have to fucking look. 10/10. automatic. kickin' this problem's ass and lovin' iiiiiiit. anyways.

omg, sorry this is so long. BUT INTERPOL IN LESS THAN 10 HOURS AND I CAN'T CALM MY SHIT. I CANNOT.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I did indeed eventually fall asleep at like 8am or some ridic time.

I have no idea what you're talking about, guardians and owls and whatnot but I hate 30STM deeply, mostly because of my irrational hatred of Jared fucking Leto. Fuck him.

But when was the last time you read a neck-smelling fic? And do they actually exist outside of your mind?

I don't know if I can compete with Fanta, that shit is tastier than me. But have I mentioned how much I love your artwork? Because I do, even more than all that hot porn I watch. I hope I'm still getting birthday art, I really do, best present ever.

INTERPOL! Say hello to the angels Victor Bob for me.

Edit: I just noticed what you've drawn on - post-its - and that's a whole other awesome XD

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

DUDE. OH MY GOD. I hate to expose you to this, but..I need more haters with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_lMihSKkgA "ABOUT FINDING THE HERO INSIDE" -wants to kill the world- IS IT NOT THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN??? oh my gosh. why would people pay to have this made? why???????? aww, I like Jared Leto. =x well, I liked him in Requiem For A Dream..and I actually saw them live once. xD they were the opening band though! couldn't be helped..but I fucking hate this song. cause they try to play it with like, inspirational shit?? like, no, the only thing this song will inspire is a desire to fucking kill you for making me listen to it.

YES! well it wasn't all about neck smelling but there was some smelling and some neck action and that was enough for me.

of course my horse! I've got nothing better to do.

YES. I WILL.