In which titles are for losers without a good story

[kylezy]

Pretty much just fishing for entertaining comments, I haven't slept all night and I'm slightly delirious and even the dog is getting sick of my rambles. So you have to answer one of these or all three if you want to be really cool and sexy:

1) Your theory on Bradley's sad!face yesterday.
2) What kink is really working for you in fic these days?
3) Describe, in vivid written detail, the extent of your love for me. Diagrams or flow charts will also be accepted.

Comments

[seether-79.livejournal.com]

1) Him and Colin have been fighting and he really needs some good lovein' lmao!!!

[ems.livejournal.com]

JULIA AND I HAVE TWO THEORIES:

1. Bradley and Colin have just broken up, and yesterday Colin was being all I AM GOING TO BE AGGRESSIVELY CHEERFUL TO SHOW THAT I AM FINE, but Bradley couldn't do it because he's not as good an actor, and every time Colin smiled it broke Bradley's heart a little bit more.

OR

2. Colin is pregnant with Bradley's baby, which explains why Colin is so GLOWY. But Bradley is worried because Colin's not eating properly. He's only eating vegetables, AS ALWAYS, and Bradley is like "Colin, the baby needs more protein" and Colin's all "Bradley, I know what our baby needs", and they are FIGHTING ALL THE TIME nowadays, and Bradley is worried about how things will work when the baby's born.

ONE OR THE OTHER.

All roads lead to mpreg.

[inspiredlife.livejournal.com]

#2 - this!! There's already a post at the KKM about it. :)

[ninja-orange.livejournal.com]

DO NOT JOKE ABOUT A BRADLEY COLIN BREAKUP, MY WEE LITTLE FANGIRL HEART CANNOT TAKE IT.

PREGNANT!COLIN IS A POSSIBILITY THOUGH.

[inspiredlife.livejournal.com]

1. see above comment.
2. i'm kinda on a food kink right now? i read this fic the other day and now i want MOAR.
3. IL ♥ Mish. Mish ♥ IL. Mish lives 8168 km away. This makes IL very sad but makes for some awesome vacations. And, erm, super hot phone sex. We plan to live together next year. Sex will still be super hot and vacations will still be awesome but the lack of miles between us will be best.

[paenteom.livejournal.com]

1. Sadface? What sadface? D: Am I missing something here? I bet Arsenal lost an important game. Badum tsh.
2. That reminds me that I haven't read any fic in ages. AGES. The only interesting things popping up were the BB fics and I'm far too lazy to read these.
3. I'm no good with flow charts and diagrams.
Can we keep it very simple? D:

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I have no fandom knowledge and thus cannot answer question number 1.
Question number 2 feels embarrassing but I'll answer it anyway:
Blindness/sensory handicap. I blame Covert Affairs for it's attractive blind dude, Haven for it's attractive unable-to-feel cop, and that Merlin fic where Merlin is blind and Arthur reads his class texts for him. Oh! And that one on the kinkmeme where Merlin is hearing impaired and Arthur learns sign-language for him and Morgana is impressed. *pouts* I don't like mutilating the characters like that, either. It's frustrating to have it do it for me like that.
As for three: I don't know you very well at all, but you're charming and funny and clever. And you have excellent taste in music. As well as being open and friendly. What's not to like, yea?

[plumora.livejournal.com]

2. I haven't read a lot of fic lately but I'm just going to leave this here: rimming.

3. My love for you is... as humongous as our universe is, and ever growing. AND SO MYSTERIOUS~

...I've been kind of into space lately. Ha.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Completely plausible I think XD

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HDU even suggest option one, their love is ~forever!

I can completely get behind option number two however, Colin KNOWS what his baby needs and it's not Bradley's constant nagging, that's for sure XD

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

1. I approve.
2. I approve.
3. I approve. You guys are freaking adorable <3

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

There was that BFI thingy yesterday that the cast went to and the people who went said Bradley looked a little off, like he was sad or tired or cranky or something. I'm starting to wonder if it's just who Bradley is, he seems to wear the same expression at every event.

Yeah, the BBs take effort, but there has been some enjoyable stuff, though nothing is my new favourite, like last year.

XD RIGHT BACK AT YOU, SWEETHEART ♥

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Sensory handicaps in fic were a no-no for me until this fandom. I used to have a lot of standards before Merlin *hangs head*

Awwww, you're so lovely, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy! Thank you ♥

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Mmm, rimming. I concur.

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR LOVE FOR SPACE ♥ Let me try a space analogy now: my love for you is like Venus' atmosphere...poisonous?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I WILL TAKE THAT TO MEAN YOU LOVE ME TIMES INFINITY AND I ACCEPT THAT.

[plumora.livejournal.com]

I HOPE IT'S THE GOOD KIND OF POISONOUS. Alluring and yet deadly? I'm just gonna go with yes.

[paenteom.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, people tend to dramatise things. If someone says he looked cranky he probably just didn't smile all the time.

*o* FISTBUMP?

Google scared me. >_> (http://www.google.de/webhp?hl=de)

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

I hope you've slept!! =( and a shitload!! it makes me sad when people don't sleep. =(

- I have no theories. wait..maybe he'd just listened to Leif?? =0 those pictures were so fucking necky, WOW. W.O.W. omg but I'm too embarrassed to watch any videos. my embarrassment meter is hyper sensitive right now and it's fucking me up. I CAN'T WATCH ANYTHING. I tried to see that picnic one or whatever..and I had to cover my eyes and put the volume down real low so if I got embarrassed I could just move two feet back and then I wouldn't hear it and I would be okay and I don't have to yell ICH MUSS ALLES VERGESSEN to myself but it didn't really work. I don't remember what they talked about..but I do remember that 30STM song and omfg get the shit out of my face. they played that during that fucking Legend of the Guardians preview and OH MY GOD. have you seen that shit? I don't remember if I ranted about it on LJ or on twitter but omg..DEATH FOR THOSE OWLS. DEATH BY EMBARRASSING STDS AND GANGRENE. fucking blacksmith owl? WHAT IS THAT???? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

- the smelling of necks 4EVER. keepin' it g-rated and AWESOME.

- omg, visuals?!?! I'm all about the fucking visuals. here you go: "things Kylie is cooler than" (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/vinca15/SCAN0056.jpg). maybe I should explain some things? yes. you're watching porn there, I don't know if that was obvious. and when I say hot shit, I mean..tea and coffee, not literal shit..that would be weird. I don't say tea and coffee because I've decided I don't really like either. I always put too much cream or milk or sugar in it..and the taste is barlasdiorns sooooo, I'm guessing, I only like the hotness. maybe I'm so hot that like..the environment tries to take it away from me and I have to keep giving my body hot shit to keep a balance. =0 oh, and Riemann sum! omg that baby..that baby is the best. it tells you how to get the area under a curve!!! AND IT IS SO GREAT. omg, it's the only thing I remember from the last two years of math in high school. it was so beautiful. I didn't have to worry about the fucking derivative. >=( I always got them right. ='''''') when I got one in my AP test I was just like FUCK YES!!! judges, you don't even have to fucking look. 10/10. automatic. kickin' this problem's ass and lovin' iiiiiiit. anyways.

omg, sorry this is so long. BUT INTERPOL IN LESS THAN 10 HOURS AND I CAN'T CALM MY SHIT. I CANNOT.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I did indeed eventually fall asleep at like 8am or some ridic time.

I have no idea what you're talking about, guardians and owls and whatnot but I hate 30STM deeply, mostly because of my irrational hatred of Jared fucking Leto. Fuck him.

But when was the last time you read a neck-smelling fic? And do they actually exist outside of your mind?

I don't know if I can compete with Fanta, that shit is tastier than me. But have I mentioned how much I love your artwork? Because I do, even more than all that hot porn I watch. I hope I'm still getting birthday art, I really do, best present ever.

INTERPOL! Say hello to the angels Victor Bob for me.

Edit: I just noticed what you've drawn on - post-its - and that's a whole other awesome XD

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

DUDE. OH MY GOD. I hate to expose you to this, but..I need more haters with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_lMihSKkgA "ABOUT FINDING THE HERO INSIDE" -wants to kill the world- IS IT NOT THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN??? oh my gosh. why would people pay to have this made? why???????? aww, I like Jared Leto. =x well, I liked him in Requiem For A Dream..and I actually saw them live once. xD they were the opening band though! couldn't be helped..but I fucking hate this song. cause they try to play it with like, inspirational shit?? like, no, the only thing this song will inspire is a desire to fucking kill you for making me listen to it.

YES! well it wasn't all about neck smelling but there was some smelling and some neck action and that was enough for me.

of course my horse! I've got nothing better to do.

YES. I WILL.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

Ahhh... I used to have standards before the internet. Then, I spent to much time here and they all vanished. And then everyone I know started spending time on 4chan and I realized that even I had more standards and felt better about myself. (But not much.)

My pleasure. *bows*