In which ptoo, a pox upon thee

[kylezy]

At five-something this morning, the theory was I'd set my alarm, have three hours to sleep off the alcohol, catch a lift from a friend and come home to some pictures of my favourite gay power couple.

Instead I learned:

a) The ipod alarm clock is less successful when -
i) Your time specified is not actually a legitimate measurement, such as 887630
ii) You use the calculator

b) 42 minutes is not even close to enough time to sleep off grog.

c) THERE WAS NO BRADLEY.

In happier news, because you have to find a silver lining, Colin looks like sex personified.

Entry now with 10% more bad comment porn!

Comments

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Let's compromise because I haven't slept in almost 24 hours. 200 words of porn okay?

Bradley tries to push back against the finger at his entrance but Colin likes to take it slow, likes to prolong this part for as long as he can. The pad of his index finger draws across Bradley's hole, a dry swipe designed to tease, and Bradley grips the headboard so tightly his knuckles are white. He feels Colin smile somewhere behind him and the finger brushes over him again, just one and still as soft, though Bradley thinks he can feel every marking of his boyfriend's fingerprint.

The digit changes to Colin's thumb, pressing into him slightly and Bradley's already so lost in the feeling, he startles when he suddenly hears the snick from the tube of lubricant. Colin wastes no time, surprisingly, and a slick finger circles around the ring of muscle, round, round and then slips inside, just to the first knuckle because Colin is a sadistic fucking fucker. Bradley's head drops onto the sheets as he lets out an embarrassing whine and Colin fucks him like this, plucks his finger in and out of Bradley like he's playing a bloody bass guitar and Bradley thinks to himself that Colin really knows how to shred.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Like a one-night-stand, I'm going to regret this when I look at it completely sober, you know :P

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I say tattoo it across your shoulder blades!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Colin really knows how to shred?!

*headdesk* I'm going back to bed :P

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Will you write me a story for my birthday, so I can feel special?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

My birthday isn't until October, I just thought I'd put the idea out there in the universe, you know and if I HAPPEN to get a fic on my birthday, I'll have forgotten I'd begged for one like a loser ^_^

Anything Bradley and Colin would be AWESOME.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you said yes xD Nothing specific, surprises are cool <3333

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I already knew you were awesome, sometimes I just forget how much! Insanely, Kylie, she's insanely awesome.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

When's your birthday? Is it secret?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Ohh, right, diamond rings okay with you or would you rather a Mercedes Benz?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Put out and THEN we'll talk about receiving both, bitch.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

No, that's pretty much a conversation killer right there ^_^ Have a nice night J xD