In which ptoo, a pox upon thee

[kylezy]

At five-something this morning, the theory was I'd set my alarm, have three hours to sleep off the alcohol, catch a lift from a friend and come home to some pictures of my favourite gay power couple.

Instead I learned:

a) The ipod alarm clock is less successful when -
i) Your time specified is not actually a legitimate measurement, such as 887630
ii) You use the calculator

b) 42 minutes is not even close to enough time to sleep off grog.

c) THERE WAS NO BRADLEY.

In happier news, because you have to find a silver lining, Colin looks like sex personified.

Entry now with 10% more bad comment porn!

Comments

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

No jail time for my girl :(

Will you go to the next expo-y thing, do you think?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Ohh, okay, I thought there was another big one.

DON'T BE SAD. WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU NOT AS SAD?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Let's compromise because I haven't slept in almost 24 hours. 200 words of porn okay?

Bradley tries to push back against the finger at his entrance but Colin likes to take it slow, likes to prolong this part for as long as he can. The pad of his index finger draws across Bradley's hole, a dry swipe designed to tease, and Bradley grips the headboard so tightly his knuckles are white. He feels Colin smile somewhere behind him and the finger brushes over him again, just one and still as soft, though Bradley thinks he can feel every marking of his boyfriend's fingerprint.

The digit changes to Colin's thumb, pressing into him slightly and Bradley's already so lost in the feeling, he startles when he suddenly hears the snick from the tube of lubricant. Colin wastes no time, surprisingly, and a slick finger circles around the ring of muscle, round, round and then slips inside, just to the first knuckle because Colin is a sadistic fucking fucker. Bradley's head drops onto the sheets as he lets out an embarrassing whine and Colin fucks him like this, plucks his finger in and out of Bradley like he's playing a bloody bass guitar and Bradley thinks to himself that Colin really knows how to shred.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Like a one-night-stand, I'm going to regret this when I look at it completely sober, you know :P

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I say tattoo it across your shoulder blades!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Colin really knows how to shred?!

*headdesk* I'm going back to bed :P

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Will you write me a story for my birthday, so I can feel special?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

My birthday isn't until October, I just thought I'd put the idea out there in the universe, you know and if I HAPPEN to get a fic on my birthday, I'll have forgotten I'd begged for one like a loser ^_^

Anything Bradley and Colin would be AWESOME.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you said yes xD Nothing specific, surprises are cool <3333

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I already knew you were awesome, sometimes I just forget how much! Insanely, Kylie, she's insanely awesome.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

When's your birthday? Is it secret?

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCK. I LIKE YOU. I'm pissing my pants here. *is slightly drunk herself*

and yesyesyesyesyesyesyes Colin is SEX personified. *guh*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME BLUSH xD

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

the make love not horcruxes icon is awesome as well.
you're funny and crazy, I like funny and crazy people.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

YES, RIGHT? I love it! And you're the first person to ever comment on its greatness, so that makes you pretty awesome, jsyk.

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

so we're both awesome. awesome. XDD

[plumora.livejournal.com]

The cast (minus Bradley, where art thou?) looked pretty hot, at least. From the pictures I've seen, anyway.

And I love you and your drunk self. XD

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I was too busy looking at Colin at first, but when I finally looked at the girls, they were both stunning! I want Katie to be my life partnerrrrr!

[plumora.livejournal.com]

I get Angel, then? :D

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

What are you thoughts on wife swapping? ^_^

[plumora.livejournal.com]

Wife swapping = okay in my book. *grabby hands*

[hungry-bkworm91.livejournal.com]

a) The ipod alarm clock is less successful when -
i) Your time specified is not actually a legitimate measurement, such as 887630
ii) You use the calculator

hahaha I think I may have just fallen in love with you a little bit! *g*

No Bradley *sulky!pout*

But yes, Colin UNF!!!! ♥

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

*FLAIL* That is one of my most favourite Colin icons, holy hell, YES, YES I DO, COLIN!

[hungry-bkworm91.livejournal.com]

I personally have a thing for wet!Colin/Merlin

YUMMY! ;)

[ninja-orange.livejournal.com]

Colin Colin Colin ♥ It took me a little while to realize how good looking he is under all of Merlin's ill-fitting clothing but hot damn he is sexy these days >w<

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

He looks tousled in these recent pics, I swear. COLIN. TOUSLED. It's like a dream come true!

[ninja-orange.livejournal.com]

lets not talk about what sort of dreams I'd have where Colin would appear tousled xD;;

[i-is-for-icon.livejournal.com]

Okay, this may be a stupid question but... how the heck do you use the iPod alarm clock thingie if you don't sleep with the earbuds? >_>
I mean, last time I checked, my iPod doesn't have any speakers.
Uhm... Did I just embarrass myself? :D

Anyways, I share your grief. I'm practically weeping here. No, rly.

Also, I love your drunk self. :D
It has a shocking similarity to mine.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You know the saying, there's no such thing as a stupid question! Except that one, that was really stupid. KIDDING! The ipod touch comes with an inbuilt speaker, so alarm setting is entirely possible now. I don't use my phone anymore xD

[i-is-for-icon.livejournal.com]

T^T
I shouldn't try to think about questions like the one in your icon when I'm too tired to move and should have been in bed like... 4 hours ago.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HA, it's a doozy, isn't it?

[inspiredlife.livejournal.com]

Awww, man, I know it's wrong of me to laugh but I totally did. Sorry, bb.

COLIN IS MY MAN!!! Has been from day one and omg, those snaps have just ruined me for today. Maybe tomorrow too. But that might be the vodka.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Those pics have ruined me for months, for serious. He looks almost debauched <3 My secret theory is that he and Bradley had a marathon night of sex and Colin just rolled out of bed and went straight to the expo, whereas Bradley is stuck at home, too spent to move.

NO ONE SHALL TELL ME ANY DIFFERENT!

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

And Bradley was supposed to sit right beside Colin.

JUST IMAGINE ALL THE FLIRTY LOOKS THEY COULD OF SHARED. D:

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It is so disappointing and at such a time where fandom could have really used a dose of gay to brighten things up :(

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

WTF IS THAT FUCKERY?! NO BRADLEY?! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!?!? -the fail is ridiculous-

Also: waaaay to be the sleepless drunk. ...wait. -can't talk- That's the only kind of drunk I am...right.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It's selfish is what it is. Doesn't he realise fandom needed to see his stupid, marvelous face?! HONESTLY :P

I am no longer a sleepless drunk! I am now a hungover wretch!

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

Why can't he come to Canadaaaa?! -weeps-

Ha. I never get hungover. XD