In which titles don't matter

[kylezy]

1) BRADLEY FAST GIRLS TRAILER BRADLEY "BOYBAND LOOK" LOL BRADLEEEEEEY ♥ ♥


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2) camelot_drabble is a thing I am doing! Maybe! I don't know, I'm just bummed I haven't been able to write anything in a year and a half, and there's absolutely no pressure involved with this, I think it could be a good thing for me? COME PLAY WITH ME? Then when you've finished playing with me, go join the community. Ahahaha haha ha...ha? Forgive me, I've gotten into the Easter candy early.

3) Oh okay, so, totally random question that I could definitely google, except I'm here now, so I may as well ask...why is fish/seafood not considered meat? My family, though not generally religious in the slightest, always do the abstaining from meat thing on Good Friday, so we always have seafood and I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE FLESH FROM AN ANIMAL, Y SO SPECIAL, SEAFOOD?

3a) Did you guys ever hear that joke in primary school, where you'd ask someone if they liked seafood and if they said yes, you'd open your mouth to show them half-masticated food and say "see? food!" and it was ALWAYS HILARIOUS?

4) Speaking of opening mouths, I went to the dentist on Monday. Barely got any sleep the night before, was PACKING IT the morning of, but the dentist was tiny and adorable and I wanted to keep her forever. I have to get my wisdom teeth out at the end of the month and then some fillings and I'm super scared about these things. We were discussing the procedure and she's like, yeah, it's probably best you go to the doctor and get a script for valium. YOU DON'T KNOW ME OKAY MAYBE I'LL BE SUPER BRAVE AND AWESOME THAT DAY. MAYBE I WON'T EVEN WANT PAINKILLERS. THE DENTAL ASSISTANT WILL COME UP TO ME WITH THE NUMBING NEEDLE AND I'LL BE LIKE NO. I'M GONNA DO THIS RAW. I'VE GOT THIS.

That, or I'll wet myself with fear.

One of those two things, almost definitely.

5) Cheat's After Dinner Mint Cheesecake:

Serves one

¼ of a philly cheese packet, softened
caster sugar
cream
2 Mint Slice biscuits (or your country's closest equivalent), crushed
dark chocolate, melted

1 - Beat cream cheese and about 1 tablespoon of caster sugar together until combined.
2 - Add about 1 tablespoon of cream and beat until combined.
3 - Add crushed biscuits and stir to incorporate. Refrigerate for 30 minutes-an hour.
4 - Swirl melted (but cool) chocolate through.
5 - Fucking gorge on that shit.

Sorry for the shady measurements, I was ~improvising. Add a drop of peppermint essence if you want a stronger mint flavour.

6) Oh man, sugar crash.

7) One more Bradley for the road

Comments

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

Your posts are always made of win, that's a given. But have I ever told you that you, yourself, are made of win? BECAUSE YOU ARE. BETWEEN MY FAVOURITE THINGS (BRADLEY AND CHEESECAKE...and actually, I like the dentist -_-;) THIS POST IS SO FUCKING PERRRFECT

re: seafood. My family actually does it all year (or at least my mother tries), but I think it's because seafood isn't red meat? (I mean, neither is chicken/turkey, but like they're honourary or something...idek.). THAT IS MY THOUGHTS ANYWAYS.


OOOH. YOU WRITING FIC. I LIKE THIS IDEA.

[mordyn4]

Fish is meat.

It would be more "boyband" without the stache, yo.

ETA: Ugh, this was supposed to go under the main post, I apparently fail at LJ now. Maybe that makes me cool somehow?

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. All good. IT's happened to me before. :)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Maybe that makes me cool somehow?

Awww, okay *pat pat*

[mordyn4]

Fuck a poo.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Scat's not my bag, baby. Your Mum, on the other hand...

[mordyn4]

Are you saying you'd fuck my mom?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Ugh, no! I'd make love to her.

[mordyn4]

You're too invested in grossing me out, man.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Love you ♥

[mordyn4]

I LOVE YOU, KYLIE.

I will eat a Twix for you.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You've gotta stop coming in here and leaving comments about how awesome I am, I will start having delusions of grandeur! (more so)

YOU LIKE THE DENTIST? WHO ARE YOU?

Bradley and cheesecake are two of my favourite things too. Cheesecake on Bradley? EVEN BETTER.

The whole meat or not meat thing is weird. EXPLAIN IT TO ME, GOOGLE.

I have to get at least one drabble done, right? JUST ONE.

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

But...but...WHO ELSE WILL I HEAP PRAISE UPON?

Ugh. I KNOOOW. I just really like that clean feeling and feeling like my teeth are ready to be flashed to the world. (Or something...)

..YOU DIDN'T. GO, now, and suggest to someone that they need to write that. RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE UNF. FAVOURITE THINGS. FAVOURITE FUCKING THINGS.

Did google unconfused your poor little mind?

I believe in youuuuuu!

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

That movie appears to be another case of "Oh look it's [famous person]" then two seconds later, "Oh and [different famous person]" and then every time a new figure is introduced in the trailer you're like, "and [famous person] and [famous person #2]" until you realize that it's all famous people you've heard of and even famous people you enjoy watching. And suddenly the plot is no longer relevant you just need to see the movie.
(Sort of like Starter for 10. We shat ourselves when we looked at the cast list. I think it was the point where it was like, "And Catherine Tate and Mark Gatiss," that we were like, "Okay. Sold. Where do we find it?")

Uhm. Hi. Thank you for informing me that this movie is a thing. I want to be able to look at Bradley and Rupert Graves at the same time. And Noel Clarke. I CAN'T FORGET NOEL CLARKE. Because it's unfair to keep forgetting him.)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Despite hearing about this film for ages, somehow it escaped my attention that Rupert Graves was in it. Watching the trailer, I had such a hello moment XD

On a Bradley note, I hope he got some awesome contacts out of this flick.

[amazonbard88.livejournal.com]

Yaaay for Bradley, but whats with his fringe/curl thing hahaha.

I always thought the eat seafood/dont eat meat thing was to do with what they ate/didn't eat the last supper? I dunno where I heard that from though, I'm not religious in anyway so I dont really have any authority to comment. My parents always do the seafood thing because its "tradition" and I'm like "I hate seafood, we're not even christian, whyyyyyy" haha. But they've gone away for easter which means chicken for dinner baby :D

Yay for writing! Can't wait to read :) Also yay for playing with you ;) <--sleazy smiley

Seriously Bradley's hair- half the shots I've seen it looks soooo chav and then these shots its something akin to something about mary cum comb-over lol from where colin jizzed on his face before filming and he was all "oh this will have to do" *smoothes hair*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Oooh, maybe that's it? I have no idea, man. Pretty sure my family doesn't either, so why they have to obey this tradition, I have no idea.

ENJOY YOUR CHICKEN *sob*

I hope I manage to write one thing. That's my goal. Just one stuffing thing. Please, brain.

I once started to write a fic (read: porn) that had Colin coming in Bradleys' hair. True story.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

lmao, em is so cute. =''' I don't know what that Twix thing is supposed to mean.

JHEREK <33

I always feel so awkward when I'm 'attracted' to Bradley. I'm going to blame it on the Adidas. I LOVE THE THREE STRIPES.

GOOD LUCK?? I BELIEVE IN YOU. writing anything that isn't an essay/dumb internet stuff makes me feel embarrassed so I'll stay away..

I have no idea. did you figure it out? I did two years of church classes for my first communion but I don't remember shit.

have you ever said 'oh it stinks' or something like that and someone else says 'close your legs then'? SO EMBARRASSING. I mean, even if you just showered and they're just playing, like..still...

omg, have I told you about the time I got my wisdom teeth taken out? I'm sure I felt like, 80% of the pain. ugh. I'm such a badass.
CHIPMUNK CHEEKS.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

The Twix thing stumped me too, but she's adorable.

LOVING that song. The one you gave me isn't the one you originally linked on youtube, so I bought it and listen to them one after the other.

I didn't think you ever found him attractive? I like you a bit more now.

Thanks bro. Too busy to do this week's one unfortunately, the prompt is skin, I would have loved to have tried.

I started to research it, clicked into a Catholic forum, and ended up backclicking and shaking my head sadly.

...no.

DON'T TELL ME PLEASE. You said it was no big deal :(((