In which we're back, baby
Oct. 2nd, 2011 08:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
LET'S DO THIS BITCH.
THE DESTINY OF A GREAT KINGDOM RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
LESBIAN SISTERS \o/
LEEEEEON. ELYAAAAN. OTHER TWO DUDES WHO'LL DIE BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW THEIR NAAAAAMES.
OMG IT'S MERLIN FROM EVERY FIC EVER - RUNNING THROUGH THE CASTLE, BEING CHEEKY WITH THE COOK, STEALING FOOD, GETTING ARTHUR'S LAUNDRY ♥_♥
GWAINE AND PERCIVAL, OMG LOVE. THOUGH, THEY'RE KNIGHTS NOW, SURELY THEY COULD JUST GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND ORDER SOMEONE TO GIVE THEM FOOD? NM NM, NEW HEADCANON: GWAINE LIKES THE THRILL.
LANCELOT, RAAAWR.
MAGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSTLING CASTLE, WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA. THIS CASTLE'S INHABITANTS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKS EVER.
GLORIOUS ASS SHOTS = THIS YEAR'S SHIRTLESSNESS? WE SHALL SEE.
OMGOMGOMG ARTHUR'S CHEEKY GRIN AT WINDING MERLIN UP ABOUT THE HONOUR OF SPEECH WRITING. I'M PROUD, SHOW, PROUD.
SO DID MORGUASE BECOME SCARRED JUST FROM FACESMUSHING THE PILLAR LAST YEAR? IS THAT HOW INJURIES WORK?
TONY HEAD, UGH, YOU DO AMAZING THINGS.
AWWW, GWEN DOES IT FOR ARTHUR :(
YOU KNOW WHAT ARTHUR NEEDS? NON-EVIL FAMILY MEMBERS. THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR HIM, I THINK.
SHE KILLED HER SISTERLOVER :(
THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DARK FOR MERLIN THOUGH, I'M IMPRESSED.
THE WAY IT AFFECTS MERLIN, OOOOH.
PFF, AND ARTHUR THINKS HE'S JUST DRUNK.
I SHOULD NOT BE TURNED ON BY SHIVERING MERLIN, THANKS A LOT, CMORG.
MERLIN'S SCRATCHY/SICK VOICE, UNF.
EEE, ARTHUR BEING ALL COMFORTING TO THAT GIRL <3
HEE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE REST OF THE KNIGHTS THINK ABOUT THE M/A BANTER?
AHAHA, GWAINE IS SUCH A FOOD WHORE.
I THOUGHT THE GHOSTY THINGS LOOKED BAD IN THE TRAILER, BUT THEY LOOK ALRIGHT HERE. CERTAINLY A STEP UP FROM THE SKELETONS OF LAST YEAR.
I LIKE THAT WAY THE CAMERA REALLY DRIVES HOME THE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE GWEN'S BOOBS.
AWWW, THIS SCENE IS SO LOVELY AND GAY. BOYS <3333
AHAHAHA, PERCIVAL LIFTING THOSE THREE KIDS.
WE COULD MAKE A BINGO GAME OUT OF EACH MERLIN EPISODE. ONE SQUARE WOULD BE SOMEONE TOPLESS. ONE SQUARE WOULD BE GWEN'S BOOBS. ANOTHER WOULD BE PERCIVAL'S GUNS RIPPLING. THE POSSIBILITIES!
UGH, I LOVE THAT MERLIN STRAIGHT AWAY KNOWS ARTHUR'S GOING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF.
BRADLEY JAMES CRYING, OH MY HEART :((((
OMG MORE M/A BANTER IN FRONT OF THE KNIGHTS, EEE.
ZOMG DEAD MERLIN, GUYYYS, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE SHOW NOW, IS IT FINISHED, HOW CAN IT-
OH, NEVER MIND, I JUST SAW NEXT WEEK'S PREVIEWS, HE LIVES.
Verdict








Eight happy penises out of ten. The gay was strong with this one.
THE DESTINY OF A GREAT KINGDOM RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
LESBIAN SISTERS \o/
LEEEEEON. ELYAAAAN. OTHER TWO DUDES WHO'LL DIE BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW THEIR NAAAAAMES.
OMG IT'S MERLIN FROM EVERY FIC EVER - RUNNING THROUGH THE CASTLE, BEING CHEEKY WITH THE COOK, STEALING FOOD, GETTING ARTHUR'S LAUNDRY ♥_♥
GWAINE AND PERCIVAL, OMG LOVE. THOUGH, THEY'RE KNIGHTS NOW, SURELY THEY COULD JUST GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND ORDER SOMEONE TO GIVE THEM FOOD? NM NM, NEW HEADCANON: GWAINE LIKES THE THRILL.
LANCELOT, RAAAWR.
MAGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSTLING CASTLE, WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA. THIS CASTLE'S INHABITANTS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKS EVER.
GLORIOUS ASS SHOTS = THIS YEAR'S SHIRTLESSNESS? WE SHALL SEE.
OMGOMGOMG ARTHUR'S CHEEKY GRIN AT WINDING MERLIN UP ABOUT THE HONOUR OF SPEECH WRITING. I'M PROUD, SHOW, PROUD.
SO DID MORGUASE BECOME SCARRED JUST FROM FACESMUSHING THE PILLAR LAST YEAR? IS THAT HOW INJURIES WORK?
TONY HEAD, UGH, YOU DO AMAZING THINGS.
AWWW, GWEN DOES IT FOR ARTHUR :(
YOU KNOW WHAT ARTHUR NEEDS? NON-EVIL FAMILY MEMBERS. THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR HIM, I THINK.
SHE KILLED HER SISTERLOVER :(
THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DARK FOR MERLIN THOUGH, I'M IMPRESSED.
THE WAY IT AFFECTS MERLIN, OOOOH.
PFF, AND ARTHUR THINKS HE'S JUST DRUNK.
I SHOULD NOT BE TURNED ON BY SHIVERING MERLIN, THANKS A LOT, CMORG.
MERLIN'S SCRATCHY/SICK VOICE, UNF.
EEE, ARTHUR BEING ALL COMFORTING TO THAT GIRL <3
HEE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE REST OF THE KNIGHTS THINK ABOUT THE M/A BANTER?
AHAHA, GWAINE IS SUCH A FOOD WHORE.
I THOUGHT THE GHOSTY THINGS LOOKED BAD IN THE TRAILER, BUT THEY LOOK ALRIGHT HERE. CERTAINLY A STEP UP FROM THE SKELETONS OF LAST YEAR.
I LIKE THAT WAY THE CAMERA REALLY DRIVES HOME THE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE GWEN'S BOOBS.
AWWW, THIS SCENE IS SO LOVELY AND GAY. BOYS <3333
AHAHAHA, PERCIVAL LIFTING THOSE THREE KIDS.
WE COULD MAKE A BINGO GAME OUT OF EACH MERLIN EPISODE. ONE SQUARE WOULD BE SOMEONE TOPLESS. ONE SQUARE WOULD BE GWEN'S BOOBS. ANOTHER WOULD BE PERCIVAL'S GUNS RIPPLING. THE POSSIBILITIES!
UGH, I LOVE THAT MERLIN STRAIGHT AWAY KNOWS ARTHUR'S GOING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF.
BRADLEY JAMES CRYING, OH MY HEART :((((
OMG MORE M/A BANTER IN FRONT OF THE KNIGHTS, EEE.
ZOMG DEAD MERLIN, GUYYYS, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE SHOW NOW, IS IT FINISHED, HOW CAN IT-
OH, NEVER MIND, I JUST SAW NEXT WEEK'S PREVIEWS, HE LIVES.
Verdict








Eight happy penises out of ten. The gay was strong with this one.
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Date: 2011-10-02 12:19 am (UTC)Let's see if the show can out-gay itself. I HOPE IT DOES.