In which we're back, baby
Oct. 2nd, 2011 08:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
LET'S DO THIS BITCH.
THE DESTINY OF A GREAT KINGDOM RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
LESBIAN SISTERS \o/
LEEEEEON. ELYAAAAN. OTHER TWO DUDES WHO'LL DIE BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW THEIR NAAAAAMES.
OMG IT'S MERLIN FROM EVERY FIC EVER - RUNNING THROUGH THE CASTLE, BEING CHEEKY WITH THE COOK, STEALING FOOD, GETTING ARTHUR'S LAUNDRY ♥_♥
GWAINE AND PERCIVAL, OMG LOVE. THOUGH, THEY'RE KNIGHTS NOW, SURELY THEY COULD JUST GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND ORDER SOMEONE TO GIVE THEM FOOD? NM NM, NEW HEADCANON: GWAINE LIKES THE THRILL.
LANCELOT, RAAAWR.
MAGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSTLING CASTLE, WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA. THIS CASTLE'S INHABITANTS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKS EVER.
GLORIOUS ASS SHOTS = THIS YEAR'S SHIRTLESSNESS? WE SHALL SEE.
OMGOMGOMG ARTHUR'S CHEEKY GRIN AT WINDING MERLIN UP ABOUT THE HONOUR OF SPEECH WRITING. I'M PROUD, SHOW, PROUD.
SO DID MORGUASE BECOME SCARRED JUST FROM FACESMUSHING THE PILLAR LAST YEAR? IS THAT HOW INJURIES WORK?
TONY HEAD, UGH, YOU DO AMAZING THINGS.
AWWW, GWEN DOES IT FOR ARTHUR :(
YOU KNOW WHAT ARTHUR NEEDS? NON-EVIL FAMILY MEMBERS. THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR HIM, I THINK.
SHE KILLED HER SISTERLOVER :(
THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DARK FOR MERLIN THOUGH, I'M IMPRESSED.
THE WAY IT AFFECTS MERLIN, OOOOH.
PFF, AND ARTHUR THINKS HE'S JUST DRUNK.
I SHOULD NOT BE TURNED ON BY SHIVERING MERLIN, THANKS A LOT, CMORG.
MERLIN'S SCRATCHY/SICK VOICE, UNF.
EEE, ARTHUR BEING ALL COMFORTING TO THAT GIRL <3
HEE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE REST OF THE KNIGHTS THINK ABOUT THE M/A BANTER?
AHAHA, GWAINE IS SUCH A FOOD WHORE.
I THOUGHT THE GHOSTY THINGS LOOKED BAD IN THE TRAILER, BUT THEY LOOK ALRIGHT HERE. CERTAINLY A STEP UP FROM THE SKELETONS OF LAST YEAR.
I LIKE THAT WAY THE CAMERA REALLY DRIVES HOME THE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE GWEN'S BOOBS.
AWWW, THIS SCENE IS SO LOVELY AND GAY. BOYS <3333
AHAHAHA, PERCIVAL LIFTING THOSE THREE KIDS.
WE COULD MAKE A BINGO GAME OUT OF EACH MERLIN EPISODE. ONE SQUARE WOULD BE SOMEONE TOPLESS. ONE SQUARE WOULD BE GWEN'S BOOBS. ANOTHER WOULD BE PERCIVAL'S GUNS RIPPLING. THE POSSIBILITIES!
UGH, I LOVE THAT MERLIN STRAIGHT AWAY KNOWS ARTHUR'S GOING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF.
BRADLEY JAMES CRYING, OH MY HEART :((((
OMG MORE M/A BANTER IN FRONT OF THE KNIGHTS, EEE.
ZOMG DEAD MERLIN, GUYYYS, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE SHOW NOW, IS IT FINISHED, HOW CAN IT-
OH, NEVER MIND, I JUST SAW NEXT WEEK'S PREVIEWS, HE LIVES.
Verdict








Eight happy penises out of ten. The gay was strong with this one.
THE DESTINY OF A GREAT KINGDOM RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
LESBIAN SISTERS \o/
LEEEEEON. ELYAAAAN. OTHER TWO DUDES WHO'LL DIE BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW THEIR NAAAAAMES.
OMG IT'S MERLIN FROM EVERY FIC EVER - RUNNING THROUGH THE CASTLE, BEING CHEEKY WITH THE COOK, STEALING FOOD, GETTING ARTHUR'S LAUNDRY ♥_♥
GWAINE AND PERCIVAL, OMG LOVE. THOUGH, THEY'RE KNIGHTS NOW, SURELY THEY COULD JUST GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND ORDER SOMEONE TO GIVE THEM FOOD? NM NM, NEW HEADCANON: GWAINE LIKES THE THRILL.
LANCELOT, RAAAWR.
MAGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSTLING CASTLE, WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA. THIS CASTLE'S INHABITANTS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKS EVER.
GLORIOUS ASS SHOTS = THIS YEAR'S SHIRTLESSNESS? WE SHALL SEE.
OMGOMGOMG ARTHUR'S CHEEKY GRIN AT WINDING MERLIN UP ABOUT THE HONOUR OF SPEECH WRITING. I'M PROUD, SHOW, PROUD.
SO DID MORGUASE BECOME SCARRED JUST FROM FACESMUSHING THE PILLAR LAST YEAR? IS THAT HOW INJURIES WORK?
TONY HEAD, UGH, YOU DO AMAZING THINGS.
AWWW, GWEN DOES IT FOR ARTHUR :(
YOU KNOW WHAT ARTHUR NEEDS? NON-EVIL FAMILY MEMBERS. THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR HIM, I THINK.
SHE KILLED HER SISTERLOVER :(
THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DARK FOR MERLIN THOUGH, I'M IMPRESSED.
THE WAY IT AFFECTS MERLIN, OOOOH.
PFF, AND ARTHUR THINKS HE'S JUST DRUNK.
I SHOULD NOT BE TURNED ON BY SHIVERING MERLIN, THANKS A LOT, CMORG.
MERLIN'S SCRATCHY/SICK VOICE, UNF.
EEE, ARTHUR BEING ALL COMFORTING TO THAT GIRL <3
HEE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE REST OF THE KNIGHTS THINK ABOUT THE M/A BANTER?
AHAHA, GWAINE IS SUCH A FOOD WHORE.
I THOUGHT THE GHOSTY THINGS LOOKED BAD IN THE TRAILER, BUT THEY LOOK ALRIGHT HERE. CERTAINLY A STEP UP FROM THE SKELETONS OF LAST YEAR.
I LIKE THAT WAY THE CAMERA REALLY DRIVES HOME THE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE GWEN'S BOOBS.
AWWW, THIS SCENE IS SO LOVELY AND GAY. BOYS <3333
AHAHAHA, PERCIVAL LIFTING THOSE THREE KIDS.
WE COULD MAKE A BINGO GAME OUT OF EACH MERLIN EPISODE. ONE SQUARE WOULD BE SOMEONE TOPLESS. ONE SQUARE WOULD BE GWEN'S BOOBS. ANOTHER WOULD BE PERCIVAL'S GUNS RIPPLING. THE POSSIBILITIES!
UGH, I LOVE THAT MERLIN STRAIGHT AWAY KNOWS ARTHUR'S GOING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF.
BRADLEY JAMES CRYING, OH MY HEART :((((
OMG MORE M/A BANTER IN FRONT OF THE KNIGHTS, EEE.
ZOMG DEAD MERLIN, GUYYYS, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE SHOW NOW, IS IT FINISHED, HOW CAN IT-
OH, NEVER MIND, I JUST SAW NEXT WEEK'S PREVIEWS, HE LIVES.
Verdict








Eight happy penises out of ten. The gay was strong with this one.
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Date: 2011-10-01 11:17 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-01 11:21 pm (UTC)The.
Best.
Posts.
You also said everything I was thinking about this episode, so I'm glad we're on the same page. Ah. The gay was certainly strong with this one. ♥
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Date: 2011-10-02 12:19 am (UTC)Let's see if the show can out-gay itself. I HOPE IT DOES.
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Date: 2011-10-01 11:33 pm (UTC)Uther looks so beautiful with gray hair. <3_<3 the Knights need to say more things. there should be a 5 min scene of gwaine eating chicken and potatoes. no talking, just eating. and gwen needs to not be turdy to lancy-poo. ='(
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Date: 2011-10-02 12:21 am (UTC)Ugh, that Gwen/Lancelot scene was harsh, man. He was so let down :(((
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Date: 2011-10-01 11:43 pm (UTC)OH MY GAWD. That was just the BEST. So sexy, so amazing. COLIN MORGAN.
I HEARTILY APPROVE OF YOUR PENIS RATING! <3 <3 <3
I'd give it an 8 too, just because I want to think there will be even BETTER, more GAY episodes. :D
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Date: 2011-10-02 12:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-02 12:00 am (UTC)YOU KNOW WHAT ARTHUR NEEDS? NON-EVIL FAMILY MEMBERS. THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR HIM, I THINK.
I lol'ed really loudly.
The only thing that was really annoying was that the sound for the voices of the dead made it hard to understand what the boys were saying during their bromance moments.
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Date: 2011-10-02 12:30 am (UTC)I agree, that end bit ended up being a teeny bit disappointing because I couldn't understand half of the stuff. I did understand that they were one step away from the classic 'huddle together for warmth' cliche though. That was worth a penis almost all on its own.
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Date: 2011-10-02 12:32 am (UTC)YOUNG MAN. I CANNOT GET OVER HOW AWESOME THAT IS. HE IS A YOUNG MAN NOW ♥♥♥
Even when 'dead', Merlin is so pretty. JFC Colin Morgan, your face ruins lives. And Bradley crying, oh goodness. PRETTY BOYS ♥
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Date: 2011-10-02 01:08 am (UTC)EVERYONE WAS SO PRETTY, I HATE THEM (AND WANT THEM IN MY PANTS)
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Date: 2011-10-02 12:32 am (UTC)(Is it weird that I think those penises are adorable? DDD: )
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Date: 2011-10-02 01:10 am (UTC)(they are super adorable!)
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Date: 2011-10-02 12:50 am (UTC)I WOULD PLAY THAT. AND I'D ENJOY IT THOROUGHLY.
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Date: 2011-10-02 01:17 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-02 01:38 am (UTC)I'M CRYING
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Date: 2011-10-02 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-02 01:45 am (UTC)Definitely agree with your happy penis rating!
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Date: 2011-10-02 06:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-02 04:11 am (UTC)BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I MISSED BEING REALLY EXCITED FOR MERLIN.
IT WAS SO GOOD YES YES YES!
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Date: 2011-10-02 06:54 am (UTC)ELEVEN OR TWELVE (depending if they air the two part finale on the same night or not) MORE WEEKS LEFT, YAY FOR MORE EXCITEMENT.
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Date: 2011-10-02 05:08 am (UTC)I need to finish my own reaction post, I probably won't tonight though.
Also, good to know I'm not the only one who noticed that Gwen's boobs are practically another character (two characters?) now. I must say, they are quite lovely, I wouldn't mind if they showed up more often. *blushes*
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Date: 2011-10-02 06:55 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-02 08:56 am (UTC)YOU KNOW WHAT ARTHUR NEEDS? NON-EVIL FAMILY MEMBERS. THAT WOULD BE NICE FOR HIM, I THINK.
Seriously though, the SECOND I saw that guy I was like, OOP NO I SENSE A NOT-EVEN-SUDDEN BUT TOTALLY INEVITABLY BETRAYAL. I mean, come on, the ALL BLACK WARDROBE. You may as well slap GRAND VIZIER on him and be done with it.
OMG MERLIN AND THE KNIGHTS AND KITCHEN SHENANIGANS AND UNSUBTLE CHECKING OUT OF PRINCELY BUTT AND MERLIN DARLING MERLIN (I shouldn't have enjoyed seeing him collapse like a delicate maidenly flower this episode so much BUT I DID because I'm horrible)
NOOO MORGAUSE. She was my favorite villain because she doesn't make you want to facepalm into infinity because of the MWAHAHAHA EVIL like all the other ones do.
I still crack up whenever I see Percy's sleeveless...ness. THEY'RE VERY NICE, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. It looks cold, but if someone gave him like, a Christmas jumper, he'd still end up with it looking like a sweater vest.
LANCELOT :C
/FEELINGS
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Date: 2011-10-02 09:22 am (UTC)POOR ARTHUR. POOR DAMN ARTHUR.
DAMN MERLIN SHOULDN'T LOOK SO EFFING GOOD FAINTING AND SHIVERING. IT'S NOT NORMAL.
I will miss her completely innocent, incestuous-free relationship with her sister :(
My headcanon is that people try to give him things with sleeves, but every time he bends his arms, the article rips.
Lancelot :( I didn't really care for him in s1 and 2, but last year and in this ep he's been AWESOME and UGH THE WAY HIS LITTLE FACE FELL AT GWEN'S WORDS :(
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Date: 2011-10-02 09:10 am (UTC)Nothing more can be said except that this episode was everything all previous Merlin episodes were missing. A LITTLE JE NE SAIS QUOI.
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Date: 2011-10-02 09:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-02 11:21 am (UTC)So much of this whole episode was like fanfic, it was brilliant.
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Date: 2011-10-02 01:30 pm (UTC)HAHAHAHA, THIS!
GLORIOUS ASS SHOTS = THIS YEAR'S SHIRTLESSNESS? WE SHALL SEE.
I certainly hope so! :D
EEE, ARTHUR BEING ALL COMFORTING TO THAT GIRL <3
MY HEART! He was so lovely and sweet (and beautiful! what is the lighting secret in that place?!).
I LIKE THAT WAY THE CAMERA REALLY DRIVES HOME THE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE GWEN'S BOOBS.
Right? I'm over here, "No, bb, don't cry! I will hold you!" Boobs. "Oh no, Arthur!" Boobs. :( Go 'way Gwen.
Also, on the Bingo front, I think there might be. I remember seeing one for Hawaii 5-o a while ago.