In which I ask all the tough questions

[kylezy]

Obviously I didn't go to bed.

Feel free to pimp if you know someone who'd get a kick out of this <3



THE HARDEST POLL EVER, AKA THE PERVY COLIN/BRADLEY POLL

[Poll #1675748]

Comments

[tourdefierce.livejournal.com]

BRADLEY IS TOTALLY COLIN'S BITCH.

[imyourheroine.livejournal.com]

THIS.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HE REALLY, REALLY IS.

[cat-sdgirl.livejournal.com]

How can I choose between Arthur/Merlin and Colin/Bradley? *YAY*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

That's why it's the hardest poll ever! XD

[caitcupcake.livejournal.com]

I'M STARING AT THE FIRST QUESTION AND IT IS LIKE
(http://tinypic.com?ref=2iuf41z)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HARDEST POLL EVER, AMIRITE?

[imyourheroine.livejournal.com]

I DIED. THIS POLL. SO MUCH LOVE.

LOL, I'M SELFISH. THEY HAVE SEX ENOUGH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM. ;)

AND AND AND MY CLOSE FRIENDS = LJ F-LIST, JOURNAL F-LOCKED. SO YEAH. HAHA.

WHAT IS THIS FOOTSIE ON LIVE TV. I NEED LINK PLEASE.

[caitcupcake.livejournal.com]

I ALSO NEED THIS LINK PLS

[sallyna-smile.livejournal.com]

this poll is made of WIN XD

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

WHY THANK YOU XD

[caitcupcake.livejournal.com]

***Merlin's behind Arthur in the bath and starts caressing him and Arthur's just like

asjahfklsjdhahsafkdjhadkgklfdlkgalsjfhkjgDLAFHKJFLJK

[caitcupcake.livejournal.com]

By the way this post is going in my favourites or my memories or some shit because it's glorious

The whole way I was like
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But also secretly like
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[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, that is awesome XDD

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

sweet poll! I've got no shame nor modesty. I'm in the right place then.
I'll be interested to know who wins on the pregnancy question.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

High fives for lacking modesty!

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

OKAY MY ANSWERS HAVE TOTALLY CHANGED SINCE LAST TIME

except for the blackmail. pfffft please, ALWAYS AIM FOR THE PROFIT EVEN IF THE PROFIT IS ORGASMS. what the hell am I saying? ESPECIALLY IF THE PROFIT IS ORGASMS.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

ORGASMS ARE OF GREATER VALUE THAN THEIR MEAGER BBC PAY CHEQUE, I'LL WAGER.

[myworldmytrue.livejournal.com]

AHAHAA, EPIC POLL OF EPICNESS. \o/

AND COLIN TOPS LIKE THE HOT LITTLE STEALTH NINJA PIXIE THAT HE IS. BRADLEY NEVER EVEN SAW IT COMING AND THEN BOOM, HE'S PREGNANT. :DDD

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. Bradley'd be up the duff before he even knew it was possible XDD

[ofsighs.livejournal.com]

This is one of the hardest polls I've ever answered IN MY LIFE, jsyk.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I wept as I selected my choices, it's true.

[amazonbard88.livejournal.com]

I am totally claiming inspiration for this poll because of the question I asked you on tumblr. Because I am that awesome. :P

That was hard! I have more to say but I have to go to work...will comment properly after work.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

This poll has been brewing for a while but your question helped make it appear on my journal today XD

[derryere.livejournal.com]

THIS POLL IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME TODAY

this might have to do something with the fact I slept til three BUT STILL THOUGH. STILL.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

First, high fives for being in the 'I'd give Colin Morgan head' club, we deserve some kind of medal. Or else we deserve to actually give him head. ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

Second though, you just signed up for the Big Bang, which immediately makes anything else that has ever been - or will ever be - exciting, invalid. So fuck yeah, you! And good luck!

[plumora.livejournal.com]

I couldn't decide on that "sexual act" question. I mean... I don't know. But now you've given me something to think about for the rest of the night!

As for the fic I'd like them to act out, this fic (http://ifyouweremine.livejournal.com/139767.html) came to mind. Colin is Bradley's baby-momma, and even though I'm not into mpreg it brings the lulz. Also, I don't read much RPS, so... yeah, I really don't have much to chose from, here. :3

Bradley would be the most hilarious pregnant man ever. He'd be all distressed and "Colin, do you think I'm fat? Do we have any more ice cream? IT'S NON-FAT RIGHT??" or something. But nobody would take it seriously, because really, it's Bradley.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You think about it, Kelsey. You think about it reeeeal good.

Man, mpreg is definitely not my thing, but I can't deny Bradley would be the greatest Momma Grizzly Bear everrrrr.

[eloquent-toast.livejournal.com]

Bradley needs to be in me. Or else I won't die happy.

I enjoyed this poll so much but OH MY GOD IT HURT MY BRAIN AND MY LADY PARTS.

Can't I just have all of it? CANT IT JUST ALL BE TRUE?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

For you Em, I will make it all true <333

[hermette.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS POST MORE THAN ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

WHO SAYS FANGIRLS DON'T DISCUSS THE ~SRS ISSUES~, RIGHT?

[rebbeile.livejournal.com]

AHAHA that was hard. D:

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Bradley and Colin make life so tough for us!

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON RIGHT NOW.

And in my head, Bradley topped the first time but only because he had NO CLUE what he was doing and Colin had to climb on top of him and show him where all the bits go.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

XD THAT IS ALSO AN EXCELLENT WAY OF SEEING THINGS

[nu-breed.livejournal.com]

You know, I would be onboard the Top!Colin train, but after reading this (http://zarah5.livejournal.com/53614.html)? I need to see Bradley DOMMING THE HELL OUT OF HIS IRISH ARSE FOREVER AND EVER.

Ahem. Sorry, don't know what came over me.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

MMM, THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL, I have to agree!

[feelthemadness.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS HARD!!! But has given me plenty of nice things to think about. Mmmmmmmm...

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

That's what this whole thing was about, to make my flist think about the IMPORTANT things in life XD

[sheswatching.livejournal.com]

I haven't filled it out yet, I just wanted to ask a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.

WHERE'S THE TICKY?!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

NO. NO TICKY BOXES FOR YOU. THIS IS THE HARDEST POLL EVER, NOT TRALALALA, LET'S TAKE A STROLL DOWN EASYVILLE WAY.

[mintsincl.livejournal.com]

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO PASS TIME INSTEAD OF GOING TO SLEEP.
This was so much funn :D

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you had fun XD

[lunadeath02.livejournal.com]

What's with Bradley being the bottom? XD Colin totally needs his Bradders to take care of him and snuggle him, and Colin is such the wife! :) (comparatively, not that they couldn't switch roles!)
Makes me wonder about the reasons behind some prefering Colin to be on top. Is it just because he's taller or because he's the person that the individual is most attracted to? I think they're both equally attractive in their own way, but for some reason I enjoy reading/writing Colin (or Merlin) being the bottom. Hmmm...

Also, I wrote the scene I had in mind before reading the last question! XD Colin would make such a sweet mum! ♥

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It could totally be about voting for who they're attracted to, but I think a lot of people see Bradley as emotionally needy, and I guess the role of bottom usually goes to that person. Also in fic, Colin is usually the experienced one, in terms of gay sex, so I guess people figure it makes sense for him to show Bradley how it's all done? Maybe? WHO KNOWS WHY PEOPLE LIKE THE THINGS THEY LIKE, BUT IT'S ALL GOOD IN MY OPINION.