In which I lead a welcoming committee

[kylezy]

Hola, new friends, HELLO, welcome to the jungle! I was going to do a whole introduction thing but, to be honest, it's been a long day at the end of a long week, so here's the basics:

1) My name is Kylie
2) I'm 25
3) I'm from Australia
4) Merlin is the only fandom I actively participate in
5) I freaking adore Colin and Bradley

THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW. I'M EASY.

So, right, I know my pitch on the friending meme was Colin Morgan in my pants discussion, but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ARTHUR PIC?

(Via ella_bane, via feilongfan)


Someone's been taking smouldering lessons from Santiago, I'm just saying.

And okay, okay, a Merlin picture because I can't resist -


Not so much a smouldering look, as a 'sneaking pervy thoughts into your head via mind control' one. SHUT UP, THAT IS HOW I CHOOSE TO INTERPRET THE PIC, DO NOT SHATTER MY HAPPY DELUSIONS. At least I didn't show you the one I call boob gropage. I still have my morals*.

*LOL NO, I really, really don't.

Comments

[ofsighs.livejournal.com]

Pfft, morals. Morals are thrown out of the window when there are smoldering hot boys in the area such as BJeems and CMorg. Also, Colin's mind control is working, even when he's not intending to use it. SUCH IS THE POWER OF BADASS COLIN MORGAN.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

MORALS SHMORALS, RIGHT?

BADASS COLIN IS SO POWERFUL, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN GOT.

[myworldmytrue.livejournal.com]

Meh, morals are for boring people. :P

Also, yeah, it seems I have a thing for Arthur all dirty and fierce. Huh.

Also also, Colin Morgan's mind control tricks are clearly working. O_O

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Yesss, right? Because I'm not normally an Arthur girl (I mean, I love him, just not in a sexy way) but smear some dirt on his face and I'm all, *seductive voice* hellooo.

[myworldmytrue.livejournal.com]

:D Same here! And the same thing happened with Santiago. Lancelot didn't do much for me in S1 (I mean, yeah, good-looking and all, but nothing special) but then when he came back in S2, with the shorter hair, all dirty and scruffy...Oh hell yeah. ♥_♥

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

Morals? What is this new and strange concept?

HIS SUPERPOWERS ARE WORKING KYLIE. 100% FUNCTIONAL. It's amazing how Bradley can walk in a straight line around him for suuure

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HOW DOES BRADLEY KEEP FROM MOLESTING HIM DURING SCENES? I JUST DON'T GET IT.

[sallyna-smile.livejournal.com]

hiiiii :D

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Helloooo xD

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

Australia! Neat.

Oh, boys.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

AREN'T THEY ALL SORTS OF BEAUTIFUL?

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

the poor boy seems to be so shy he probably hasn't had much chance to grope boobs. he needs to make up what he's missed out on. I'd be willing to give him some practice material *cough*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Oh no no no, you're taken, he'd better practice on MEEEE instead :P

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

damn fuck shit!!!!!!!!!

yeah, alright, you're right. I'm taken, and you're not, so you'll at least give me one grope?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

ONE GROPE, THAT'S IT. AND THEN YOUR GF GETS A FREE GROPE OF WHOEVER SHE WANTS TO GROPE, ALRIGHT? FOR FAIRNESS.

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

She wants to grope Katie McGrath we've already agreed on that. I get Colin, she gets Katie*g* and we can both watch each other getting groped*g*

thank you, you're too kind ♥

[amazonbard88.livejournal.com]

oh gosh I really want in on this!

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

haha XD let's have an orgy!!!!!!

[mintsincl.livejournal.com]

*waves* hello :D
and YESSSS ARTHUR he should definitely be pulling more of those intense gazes. UGH IT PIERCES RIGHT THROUGH ME

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Hello there!

HE PIERCES THE SOUL, RIGHT? *____*

[sheswatching.livejournal.com]

BRADLEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

and hi THERE. Am I still welcome here even though I'm not new? AM I? AM I?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE STILL SHINY, I THINK I'LL KEEP YOU.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

But he looks so optimistic and sly in the boob gropage one!

He kind of looks like he's got a head ache/didn't get enough sleep last night... Which. I don't think is what they were going for. :\ But I might just be seeing sleepless individuals everywhere as I have exams next week (and thus have not been sleeping). *shrug*

Morals? What're those?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

He's concentrating REALLY HARD about the groping, isn't he? He just wants to do a good job, bless.

Good luck on your exams, love, and sleep for a week afterwards!

[imyourheroine.livejournal.com]

Yay! More friends from Down Under! Hey bb, hope you guys are okay from the recent floods. I mean, you're prob not even from Queensland, but you know. :)

NNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHH. THOSE BOYS. Bradleeeeeey. Gosh. I can just stare at his mouth (and his mustache shadow which I find very endearing) for hours. And think of the things I want to do to it.

FINGERS. COLIN'S LONG FINGERS. Combustion. Dirty thoughts. Mmmmmm...

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I am actually from Queensland but my city wasn't really affected, thank goodness!

The mo' shadow, the hair, the lower lip, ALL NOM *_____*

THOSE FINGERS WERE MADE FOR DOING DIRTY THINGS, NO ONE CAN DENY IT.

[imyourheroine.livejournal.com]

OH. Well, I'm glad you weren't harmed or anything.

Are you one of those who hate scruffy!Bradley?

MAKING CERVIXES AND PROSTATES EXPLODE SINCE 1986!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Nooo, I am firmly on Team!Scruff or at the very least Team!LetThePoorManGrowHisFacialHairHoweverHeWants. It's a fairly lonely team!

[imyourheroine.livejournal.com]

Wheee! I have a team!scruff in my f-list. :D I love him either way haha.

[eloquent-toast.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA. A MILLION HEARTS FOR YOUUUUUUU.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

A MILLION AND ONE FOR YOUUUUU

[rebbeile.livejournal.com]

a 'sneaking pervy thoughts into your head via mind control' one
I AM VERY OKAY WITH THIS INTERPRETATION.
and hiii, fellow australian :D

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Yay, another fellow Aussie, HELLO XD

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

they both look like drug addicts..=s!!

lmao @ the boob one.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

YOU LOOK LIKE A DRUG ADDICT.

[amazonbard88.livejournal.com]

I had something constructive to say but then I go distracted by Bradley and Colin trying to use the power of their minds to implant innappropriate thoughts into mine. Then I remembered what I had to say but then got distracted by the conversation above about boob grabbing; or as me and my friends call it "groobing".

So instead all I can currently think of is BOOBS. Ahem...

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

THAT IS OKAY, BOOBS ARE ALWAYS AN APPROPRIATE CONVERSATION TOPIC.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

HELLO, OLD FRIEND.

I WISH IT WAS POSSIBLE TO FRIEND SOMEONE MORE THAN ONCE WITHOUT HAVING TO DEFRIEND THEM FIRST. BECAUSE I WOULD FRIEND YOU MULTIPLE TIMES.