In which I remember why I love fandom

[kylezy]

THIS IS WHY MERLIN FANDOM IS THE BEST:


(From this tumblr)

On a note unrelated to kitty!Colin (I promise), I'm creating a filter for pervy thoughts, do you want to be on it? So instead of talking about how much I want to bang Colin Morgan in the same entry as something G rated, the banging talk will be in another entry. IDK, it just means I don't have to watch what I say quite so much. I'm only going to ask once, so click yes if you want to be on the filter or ignore the poll if you don't.

PS: NC-17 fic will remain and always be public though, jsyk.

PPS: ALLISON AND JENN, YOU'RE ALREADY ON IT.

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Comments

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I totally loved her back in the day. What was the album? Music Box? Whenever that came out. I just looked it up and it was 1993, so I was 8/9ish? I remember making up a dance to one of the songs with my cousins. Aww memories.

IDK ABOUT GOTHS, GOTHS ANNOY ME, CAN'T MERLIN BE SOMETHING ELSE? CAN'T HE BE A WOODSMAN INSTEAD? I love the idea of Arthur as a homo-thug though. He is very homo-thuggish.

I AM 100% SURE I AM FEMALE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME BRAS?

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

aww that's embarrassing. =')

hahaha, what is up with you and the hate @ goths/emos. THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO. THEY JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS. but YUHYUHYUH, he can totally be a hot woodsman. he would pull off plaid v. well. AND HE COULD HAVE AN AXE. I fucking love axes. I don't think thugs and woodsmen have beef though so it wouldn't be as dramatic. =(( sad times.

THAT PROVES NOTHING. "Bob had bitch tits," DID YA NOT KNOW?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS TOO, ANGELA, AND YET SOMEHOW I MANAGE NOT TO DRESS IN BLACK EVERYDAY. IT'S A WONDER.

Also, are you implying homo-thugs and goths DO have beef? Moreso than homo-thugs and woodsmen? I look forward to hearing more about this.

Well, short of webcaming my vag, I am all out of proofiness. You're just going to have to believe in the power of my rack.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

were you not aware of the homo-thug/goth wars? WHAT DO THEY TEACH YOU IN AUSTRALIA?? obviously not the important stuff! jaykay, but for reals, the real serious kind of for realsies, in eighth grade there was this feud thing between the "chunts" and the "rockers". they were all hanging out in large packs and shit and were gonna beat each other up. and and and, "chunts" are just a variation of thugs and rockers could totally goth it up, right? this is why I assume they have beef. beef all over the fucking place. homo-thugs and woodsmen never interact so why would they have beef? no beef for them!
ugh man, now I want some steak.

but a vagina doesn't prove female-ness, OLD MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

But maybe one day a thug stole a woodsman's axe? You know, for nefarious purposes. And the woodsman didn't like that, he believed in the purity of the axe; the fact that it's a tool, not a weapon. But then this thug stole it and violated the sanctity of axemanship and thus, a war began. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THIS HASN'T HAPPENED.

THEN HOW DOES ONE PROVE THEY'RE FEMALE?

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

BUT SIR! why would woodsmen and thugs be in the same space? I don't think thugs hang out in the woods and woodsmen don't frequent the ghetto. give me the setting of this scenario and I will take it into consideration.

through interpretative dancing, of course!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Psh, that's easy. Woodsmen can't stay in the woods all the time, sometimes they need to come back to civilisation for ~human company. So one could be in a bar, just chillin', talking to a nice, busty barmaid, when all of a sudden, these thugs walk in. And the thing is, he has no beef with them until they start swearing and he doesn't take too kindly to that sort of talk, thank ye very much, especially not in front of the ladies. And he fights them for ages but the thugs win eventually because it's four against one, and they take his axe in victory. And ~so it begins~.

Or. OR! Maybe this thug took his girl for a date and they're in the car, making out and there's woods there, right, because there's always woods, and this woodsman sees and he's like rawwwr, how dare you violate the woods with your filthy acts and he starts attacking their car and the thug is freaking out in his own thuggish way and he sends out his thug-in-distress signal (mass text) and the woodsman sends out his signal (a moose call and a musky scent) and then both sides converge on each other and it is epic and there is many casualties.

It's happened, you know it has.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

lmao, yes yes aber! these are all hypothetical situations, miss, you do not have any data or other science experiment-y things to back up your story, like I do. IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

U NO WUT THO? MAYBE THEY DON'T NEED ANY BEEF. mayhaps Arthur is one of those new wave homo thugs. =0 which is terrible because Arthur's friends and family are very conservative in their thugging, so go he goes into the woods with a bag of illegal business to have a spiritual experience and shit, and that's where he finds Merlin. =0?!? ALSO! Merlin should totally have two axes. the big one that does all the wood cutting, yuh, that one's named James/Jimmy..after Jimmy Dean sausages. Merlin is a fan of sausages. the smaller one, his mobile!axe, that one's named Little Debbie, after Little Debbie treats, which are big time nasty and he knows this, but that's why he likes them. the nastiness is so appealing. Merlin is a foodie..

I'm going to pop Zac into this and "draw" it. =X I don't think Merlin or I can be in it. =(( maybe we'll have another adventure though..=0!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Draw away, ma cherie. But I don't know why you're leaving Merlin out? He's the forest prince, after all!