IN WHICH IT'S ONLY PART ONE

[kylezy]

This feels like it's going to be an all caps episode, SO GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CAPSLOCK ON AND LET'S DO THIS BITCH.



44 SECONDS LEFT, LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOB ON YOUR SHOULDER BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE EP LEFT :((((

OH SHIT SON, HERE WE GO. DESTINY OF A GREAT KINGDOM, YESYES BLAH BLAH BLAH JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME BOYS.

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LEEEEEEEOOOOOOON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO. NO. I DON'T ACCEPT THIS REALITY.

ASLASFH;AF;HJ HEY, HE BLINKED! SEE, DENIAL DOES WORK!

IS THIS THE SAME CUP O' LIFE MERLIN USED IN SEASON ONE? BECAUSE IF- OH, WHO AM I KIDDING, I DON'T REALLY CARE, LEON'S ALIVE!

HEY NOW. THAT IS ONE AFFECTIONATE -AND LONG- HANDSHAKE BETWEEN ARTHUR AND LEON. I DON'T KNOW IF I APPROVE WITH MERLIN STANDING RIGHTTHERE. LOL JK, YOU KNOW HE'S GETTING OFF ON IT.

WAY TO KILL THE GOOD MOOD, UTHER. JUST LET THE MAN BE EXCITED ABOUT LIVING FFS.

OH GOD, RUPERT'S VOICE THOUGH *___*

OH MY GOD COLIN MORGAN IS ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE'S PLAYING DEFERENCE.

IT IS THE CUP FROM SEASON ONE! AWW, LOOK AT YOU, HARKING BACK LIKE A PROPER GROWN UP SHOW *SMOOSHES*

"YOUR MISSION IS SECRET." SO LET'S DISCUSS THIS OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE MY VOICE ECHOES. JESUS CHRIST, HOW ARE YOU KING? DO YOU TASTE YOUR OWN FOOD TOO?

LOL-ING AT THE IDEA OF MORGANA FOLLOWING HIM AROUND ALL NIGHT, HOPING HE'D HAVE AN IMPORTANT, SECRETIVE CONVERSATION IN A RANDOM CORRIDOR THOUGH.

YES, SEND YOUR HEIR ON A SECRETIVE MISSION WITH NO BACKUP. IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.

"DON'T BE SUCH A GIRL, MERLIN, WE'RE NOT GOING ON HOLIDAY." MINIBREAK...JOKES...OVERWHELMING...MUST...RESIST...

I LIKE THAT ARTHUR'S IDEA OF 'ALONE' INCLUDES MERLIN COMING ALONG XD

"NOT THAT." IT MAKES MY ARSE LOOK FAT.

I LIKE ALL OF MORGANA'S DRESSES EXCEPT THAT ONE. EVEN KATIE MCGRATH CAN'T MAKE IT WORK.

OH MY GOD. LOOK AT HER SMILE WHEN MORGAUSE APPROACHES. THEY ARE SO VERY, VERY GAY.

"OF COURSE, I HAND PICKED THEM MYSELF." TO BE FAIR, CENRED, YOU HAND-PICKED THE NINJAS TOO, IN THAT EP WHEN YOU KIDNAPPED GWEN, AND THEY TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY USELESS. JUST SAYIN'.

AHAHAHA DARTS. THANKS TO THE COMMENTARY, I KNOW THAT WHEN BRADLEY IS GETTING SHOT, COLIN IS ON THE TOILET. THE MOAR YOU KNOW!

GWAAAAAAINE XDDDDD

AWWW ARTHUR'S PROTECTING HIS BB <3333

:O GAWINE IS THE CHAMPION! THAT'S ALMOST CLEVER, SHOW!

ALSO, ENGLISH PEOPLE, WHERE DO I KNOW JARL FROM?

"WHEN I'M THREATENING YOU, YOU'LL KNOW ABOUT IT." RAWWWR.

THE FIGHT FOR MERLIN'S FLOWER, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

LOL, DID ARTHUR JUST FEEL GAWINE'S ARSE MID CRAWLING TO ESCAPE OR ARE MY SLASH GOGGLES ON SO TIGHTLY THEY'RE BLURRING MY VISION?

I LOVE MERLIN'S TRUST IN GWAINE <33

"I DON'T WANT CLUES, I WANT BLOOD." BUT...CLUES WILL HELP YOU GET TO BLOOD, YES? SEE? CLUES GOOD.

"IF IT WAS NOT FOR THAT FIRE, WE WOULD ALL BE PUSHING UP DAISIES." I HATE YOU GUYS FOR RUINING OUR MINIBREAK! *STORMS OFF*

"YOU WILL HAVE YOUR REWARD THIS INSTANT." I CHOOSE TO INTERPRET CENRED'S EXPRESSION AS 'MUST YOU RUIN THE DECOR BY THROWING PEOPLE AROUND?'

"YOU MARCH WITH THE MIGHTIEST WEAPON OF THEM ALL, IMMORTALITY." OHSHI-

"I'M SURE THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION, SIRE." LOL, OH LEON. EVER THE DIPLOMAT.

"NOT REALLY, THANKS FOR ASKING." AHAHA, GWAINE IS ME.

I LOVE IT WHEN MERLIN DOES HEALING MAGIC. OR AT LEAST ATTEMPTS IT.

"DID I NOT SAY WHEN I THREATENED YOU, YOU'D KNOW ABOUT IT?" OH MY GOD, EPIC.

LEON IS HAVING A BLOODY ROUGH WEEK, YEAH?

"THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATION, SIRE." OR...DURING THEIR TRAVELS IN CENRED'S LAND, THEY WERE CAPTURED AND UNDER TORTURE, REVEALED WHAT THE CUP WAS. OR MAYBE CENRED'S MEN KILLED ARTHUR AND SOMEONE KNEW WHAT THE CUP WAS. SO, THERE'S MORE LIKE 2 OR 3 EXPLANATIONS, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE KNIGHTS WHEN CAMELOT IS UNDER ATTACK BY GARGOYLES OR WHATEVER THE MONSTER OF THE WEEK IS?

ELYAN! ONE MORE FOR THE MERRY BAND OF MEN.

AN ARMY OF 3034735749461635987 MEN TAKE CAMELOT BUT ARTHUR AND CO. CAN STILL SNEAK THROUGH THE HALLWAYS REASONABLY UNTROUBLED?

"NAH, I'VE SEEN THE WOODS ALREADY." ARTHUR'S FACE AT MERLIN STAYING WITH HIM <3333

IT'S HANDY TO KNOW THAT EVEN WHEN THE BAD GUYS TAKE OVER, DUCKING INTO DOORWAYS IS STILL A SUCCESSFUL WAY TO HIDE.

OMGOMGOMGOMG FINALLY MORGANA IS REVEALED.

OH MY GOD, ARTHUR'S FAAAACE.

NEXT WEEK: EPIC SHIT HAPPENS.

Comments

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

"NAH, I'VE SEEN THE WOODS ALREADY." ARTHUR'S FACE AT MERLIN STAYING WITH HIM <3333
I flailed, I flailed all over this. THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HUG, MAYBE A SQUEEZE, A SLIP OF THE HAND...JS.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY THE WRITERS SHOULD HAVE GONE DOWN THE A/M PATH...A KISS WOULD HAVE BEEN FAN-FLIPPING-TASTIC RIGHT THERE, YES?

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

Has Merlin actually ever succeeded at healing magic? I feel like he always fails and looks bummed and tries again and fails and looks bummed and I'm like honey, you are awesome at everything but possibly that.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I feel like it might be building up to something epic? Maybe?

[ofsighs.livejournal.com]

"Your mission is secret" always translates as "bring your boyfriend with you" with Arthur, doesn't it?

THE FIGHT FOR MERLIN'S FLOWER, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! BRB, LOLing forever :D

"I've seen the woods already" is my favourite Merlin quote as of this moment <3 NEXT WEEK: EPIC SHIT HAPPENS. YES, YES, AND YES. BRING ON THE EPIC.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

NONE OF THE OTHER KNIGHTS EVER BRING THEIR MANSERVANTS WITH THEM WHEN THEY GO OUT, BUT OUR ARTHUR CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIS BB <3333

[saphira-ll.livejournal.com]

THIS! ALL OF IT!!!

Bring on the epicness!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

CAN. NOT. WAIT.

[saphira-ll.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! WHERE ARE ALL THE TIMETURNERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOUR CAPSLOCK REACTIONS OF JOY. THEY MAKE ME MORE GLEEFUL THAN I ALREADY AM.

OH SHOW. OH BOYS. OH ARTHUR. OH MERLIN, YOU SEXY BEAST. GOD.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I WANTED TO NOM ON COLIN ALL DAMN EPISODE, OH MY WORD.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

I think I screeched when Arthur said Leon was dead. :| that shit was not fucking cute. him with his little giant potato head...;_; fucking awww.

GWAINE IS SO COOL, oh my shit. I wish Merlin would've showed him his magic though, so they could like, bond and stuff and become BFFs maybe..



I WANT MERLIN TO KICK EVERYONE'S ASS SO BAD. FUCK. if he doesn't kick any ass next week I will be so sad. =( -heartbreak-

edit: oh, I want to know how many penises you would give this, pls. the penis count is the best part of my week.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, he totally does have a potato head <33333

THAT SCENE IN THE FOREST, I so thought Gwaine was going to call him out on using magic! Or he was going to get wood (LOL GET WOOD) and come back to find Merlin doing magic and be like, "that is...kinda hot". Disappoint.

ARRRGH I KNOW. I think it's time he went batshit on some baddies. Maybe he needs to think the bad guys have killed Arthur before he can really let that emotion go. BUT ARTHUR IS SEKKRITLY WATCHING.

I would give this ep:



Seven penises out of ten. OT3 in the forest, Morgause being fierce, Merlin and Arthur manhandling each other all ep, it was good. I thought it could have been gayer though, to be honest.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

Fucking exactly. I do not appreciate Arthur treating my baby boy all turd-like. He is a beautiful flower and should be treated as such.

I think seven is a good number. I approve of your rating. I hope next week is a 9.9.

You know what I just noticed??? Cendred totally ripped off Jujubear:

What a dick. No wonder he got stabbed.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I don't know how I'll get .9 of a dick, but I'll try.

[astro_knight.livejournal.com]

IT IS THE CUP FROM SEASON ONE! AWW, LOOK AT YOU, HARKING BACK LIKE A PROPER GROWN UP SHOW *SMOOSHES*
LOL I KNOW, IT WAS LIKE, "OMG, IS THAT--NO WAY IS THAT--OH MY GOD SHOW, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU KNEW WHAT CONTINUITY WAS"

KDSAF;LSDM;AD YOU KNOW WHEN ARTHUR IS LYING UNCONSCIOUS IN THE FOREST? MERLIN GAVE HIM HIS JACKET TO USE AS A BLANKET. JUST. LOOK! AAAHHH <3333 HE IS THE MOST CONSIDERATE OF BOYFRIENDS EVER.

GWAINE ♥

And Morgause is just so good at evil-ing. Unf, etc.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

MERLIN GAVE HIM HIS JACKET TO USE AS A BLANKET.

OH MY GOD YES, I SWEAR I SEAL CLAPPED THERE, THAT WAS SO EFFING LOVELY OF HIM.

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

Merlin/Arthur was brilliant in this ep. and gwaine*-* being champion, fighting against Arthur. 'pushing up daisies' 'I've seen the woods already' eep. epic. How are we supposed to wait till next week? how?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I AM SO HOPING WE'LL GET INTERVIEWS WITH THE BOYS DOING PROMOTION FOR THE FINALE. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I'LL COPE, I THINK.

[readvacancy.livejournal.com]

WHERE DID THE SEASON GO :''''''''(

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

How has it been thirteen weeks already?! :(((((((

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

Some part of me feels that the following statement is redundant:
OH MY GOD COLIN MORGAN IS ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE'S PLAYING DEFERENCE.
Don't you know that when you look up "attractive" in the dictionary you get a picture of Colin Morgan?

Gosh, I'm glad Leon is okay. *phew*

NEXT WEEK: EPIC SHIT HAPPENS.
Ooohh! :D

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I could have just left it at this, really - OH MY GOD COLIN MORGAN IS ATTRACTIVE - and it would have been every bit as relevant.