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JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M GOING INTO THIS WITH MY HAPPY PANTS ON AND I'M DETERMINED NOT TO TAKE THEM OFF.

OH GEOFFREY, YOU OLD BASTARD <3

AHAHA "EAST IS THAT WAY" PLUS COLIN'S REACTION, A+++. IGNORANT FARMBOY!

SOOO, UTHER DOESN'T EMPLOY PEOPLE TO CLEAN THE LIBRARY?

LOL WHUT, OF COURSE, OF COURSE THE ONE SHELF MERLIN IS AT HAPPENS TO BE A SECRET THINGY.

PFFT, THIS ROOM IS JUST AS DUSTY AS THE LIBRARY. CLEARLY NO ONE VISITS THE LIBRARY.

YES, LET'S OPEN THE GROWLING BOX, WHAT HARM CAN COME FROM THAT?

AWW, IT'S KIND OF CUTE.

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW ANNOYED I AM THEY WASTED MARK WILLIAMS DOING VOICE WORK?

"IN." DID COLIN MORGAN JUST USE HIS IN-CHARGE VOICE? OH GOD. REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY.

LOL HE SHAKES THE BLANKET AS IF THE SOLID GOBLIN WAS JUST STUCK BETWEEN THE FOLDS OF IT. OH MERLIN.

MERLIN. I REALLY HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR BEING IN MY ROOM WITH YOUR ASS IN THE AIR. WITHOUT LOCKING THE DOOR.

ARE YOU SURE IT DOESN'T SUIT HIM, GWEN? MAYBE WITH A DIFFERENT OUTFIT? CUE FASHION MONTAGE!

"DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT LAUGHING." HEE, HE KNOWS MERLIN TOO WELL.

LOLOLOLOL OMG UTHER'S FACE, SOMEBODY BETTER MACRO THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!

SHIRTLESS ARTHUR @ 9.55. UNFORTUNATELY THIS DOES NOT BEAT LAST WEEK'S RECORD OF 9.27, BUT GOOD TRY, PRODUCTION. GOOD TRY.

ARTHUR PENDRAGON: PRINCE, KNIGHT, WARRIOR. DEFEATED BY DRAPERY.

GOLD IS TO GOBLINS AS MERLIN'S ARSE IS TO ARTHUR, Y/Y?

YES, USE THE BLANKET AGAIN, MERLIN, IT WORKED FANTASTICALLY THE FIRST TIME.

TONGUE OMG WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN-

COLIN MORGAN IS ON FIRE WITH THE CRAZY FACES THIS WEEK.

I AM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO UNSEE HIS TONGUE, AM I?

OKAY I MISSED BITS HERE BECAUSE THE VIDEO STUFFED UP, FFFFFFU

WAIT, GWEN IS RATHER CONCERNED, HOW MANY PUS-Y BOILS HAS SHE SEEN IN HER LIFETIME EXACTLY?

I WILL EAT MY SHOE IF ANTHONY HEAD DID NOT GIGGLE HIS ARSE OFF WHEN FILMING THIS SCENE.

LOLOLOL WHY DOES 'SLAP MY HEAD' SOUND SO FILTHY?

"I KNOW GAIUS AS WELL AS I KNOW MYSELF AND YOU'RE NOT HIM." MERLIN, IT TOOK YOU THREE ENCOUNTERS TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT. YOU MUST FREAK OUT WHEN YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR.

TONY HEAD KILLS ME WITH A LOOK EVERY DAMN TIME!

OH GOD, FARTING.

AWKWAAAARD.

LOL THAT ONE WHILE SHE RUNS AWAY. OKAY, I LOL'ED AT A FART, DEFRIEND AT WILL.

ALSAKJ;ALKSDJ I LOVE COLIN'S EYE MOVEMENTS.

AWWW, GAIUS/GEOFFREY :( THIS SEASON IS ALL ABOUT SINKING SHIPS, ISN'T IT?

ARTHUR'S FACE AT HAVING TO ARREST MERLIN :((((

"HE'S BEEN POSSESSED BY A GOB...LIN." FREAKING SWEET DELIVERY, MR MORGAN.

OMG ARTHUR'S FACE AGAIN :(((((

LOL MORGANA'S FACE, NICE ONE.

FUCK YEAH SIR LEON!

FREE BEER? YOU'RE TOTES FORGIVEN, GAIUS *_*

CAMELOT'S FINEST ON GUARD DUTY, CLEARLY.

AND AGAIN, THEY JUST LET HIM RUN RIGHT PAST. I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A BABY DEER BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM A HEAD START GUYS.

ANGEL LOOKS REALLY GORGEOUS HERE!

TONY HEAD AGAIN, MURDERING ME WITH A LOOK.

"ALL GIRLS DO IT, DON'T THEY?" OH MERLIN AND YOUR ZERO INTEREST IN THE FEMALE KIND.

ARTHUR PENDRAGON, P.I.

AHAHA, GWEN'S SO CUTE WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY.

HEEE, THIS EPISODE IS JUST FULL OF FAAAAACES <3

I AM SO TORN BETWEEN COVERING MY EYES IN SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT AND CAPPING THE SHIZ OUT OF BRADLEY'S AWESOME FACE.

"DID GAIUS DO THIS TO YOU?" LOLOLOL I'M SURE THAT REPLY WAS DONKEY FOR "DUH".

"HE'S...BRAYING." HA, THEY ARE SO CUTE LOL-ING OVER THEIR BOYFRIEND.

OMG NOOOOO, LEON'S BEAUTIFUL FACE IS RUINED :(((

GOD, GWEN, HOW HARD IS IT TO HOLD ONTO A BOTTLE?

GOD, MERLIN, HOW HARD IS IT TO CATCH A BALL OF LIGHT IN A BOX?

EPIC SLOW-MO JUMP, MERLIN.

TURNS OUT MERLIN SPITS TOO :O I HAD HIM PEGGED AS A SWALLOWER.

HELLO CLEAVAGE!

YES, LET'S GOAD THE DYING OLD MAN, WHAT FUN!

OMGOMG ARTHUR'S FACE AT 'DONKEY EARS'. LIKE A RANDOM ACID FLASHBACK.

"MIGHT I SUGGEST IT IS KEPT WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER OPEN IT?" YES, LIKE IN A SECRET ROOM IN THE LIBRARY? THAT WORKED REALLY WELL LAST TIME. IT'S LIKE JUMANJI GUYS, 100 YEARS LATER SOMEONE IS JUST GOING TO DIG IT UP AGAIN. MIGHT I SUGGEST ROAST GOBLIN FOR DINNER?

HA, AWKWARD, THOUGH NOT ENOUGH TO DISCOURAGE THE SWELLING MUSIC.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE LAST SCENE MADE ME THINK OF? DOM!MERLIN FORCING HUMILIATION!KINK!ARTHUR TO BRAY DURING SEX >_> WHY DO THESE THOUGHTS APPEAR IN MY BRAIN? :(

NEXT WEEK ON MERLIN: MOTHERFUCKING GAWAIN. THAT IS ALL.