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"I COULD NOT RESIST A DRAGONLORD, EVEN IF I WANTED TO." NO WAI, ARTHUR HAS THE SAME PROBLEM. ONLY HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO RESIST MERLIN, DOES HE?

OH MY GOD, COLIN'S 'OWWW' WITH THE LITTLE QUIVER IN HIS VOICE AFTER THE DRAGON TELLS HIM TO LIE STILL. I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER TO WANK OR CRY.

I HATE THE WORD BREECHES WITH THE POWER OF ONE THOUSAND SUNS, JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW.

"HE'S THE TARGET". AWWW, MEANIE.

I SEE A SMIRKING SHADOW!

IT'S MORGANA, USING HER INSTA-INVISIBLE CLOAK AS USUAL.

FUCK YEAH SIR LEON!

OMG EVIL FACE.

LALALA, GLOSSING OVER THE MORGANA IS BAD CONVERSATION BECAUSE THE WRITERS TOOK THE EASY ROAD INTO MAKING HER EVIL AND I REFUSE TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW.

THOUGH I DO REALLY LIKE THAT LINE "SHE IS THE DARKNESS TO YOUR LIGHT, THE HATRED TO YOUR LOVE".

"I'VE NO INTENTION OF WALKING." GEEZ, HOW DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD FROM THAT ANGLE? IT IS NOT FAIR.

WOAH GUYS, MY VIDEO JUST TURNED INTO PRISONER OF AZKABAN. PETTIGREW IS ALIVE, HARRY, BEWARE!

I FACEPALMED, NGL.

AWW, THE SAME FIELD WHERE YOU FRIED THE KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT TO A LIGHT CRISP, GOOD TIMES, EY DRAGON? GOOD TIMES.

WOO, ANTHONY HEAD LEGS!

I'D LOL IF THROWING THE MANDRAKE IN THE FIRE ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE.

WOAH GUYS, MY VIDEO JUST TURNED INTO THE TWO TOWERS.

NEW DRINKING GAME - HAVE A SHOT EVERY TIME SIR LEON LOOKS CONCERNED?

AWW, LOVER'S TIFF. ALSO, A NEW PRECEDENT FOR SHIRTLESSNESS HAS BEEN SET. WE SEE ARTHUR PROPERLY SHIRTLESS AT 10.16, WHICH IS BETTER THAN LAST WEEK'S 10.33, BUT, IF WE TAKE AWAY THE 'PREVIOUSLY ON MERLIN...' RECAP AT THE BEGINNING, WE HAVE AN EVEN GREATER RECORD AT 9.27. I LOVE IT WHEN THE MERLIN WRITERS USE THEIR POWERS FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF EVIL.

WHAT ARE DOING WOMAN, ONLY ARTHUR IS ALLOWED TO PULL MERLIN INTO THE SHADOWS FOR A QUICKIE!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY MERLIN BITCHFACES RIGHT BACK AT HER.

LOOK AT ARTHUR SITTING IN HIS BIG BOY CHAIR, AWWW!

"I KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN THAT, YOU'RE JUST WORRIED." O.M.G. THAT IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER.

"YOU. ME." BED?

SEXUAL TENSION ON HORSES!

"THEN I'LL GIVE YOU A FEAST YOU'LL NEVER FORGET." OMG DID THAT INNUENDO REALLY JUST COME OUT OF HER MOUTH? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

"I TRUST YOU ARTHUR." THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE GIVING THEIR LIVES?

WTH, WHY DIDN'T YOU KISS HIM, WOMAN? YOU MIGHT NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!

"THERE IS EVERY NEED, SIRE." AWWW. RESPECT.

WOAH, I THOUGHT WE HAD INSTA-INVISIBILITY FOR REALS THEN.

THEY'RE SISTERS, THEY'RE SISTERS, THEY'RE SISTERS, DO NOT SHIP THEM, DO NOT SHIP THEM, OH GOD, THEY'RE HOT SISTERS WHO EYESEX, WHO AM I KIDDING, I SHIP THEM HARD.

SLOW MOTION POOR PEOPLE!

HEE, PICKLED EGGS. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY. I ALSO DON'T GET THE POINT OF THAT SCENE.

HOW ARE YOU SO TALL, LEON? ALSO, DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE WE'VE SEEN CERTAIN SCENES BEFORE, PURELY BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN THE BEHIND THE SCENES SHOTS FROM FANS AT PIERREFONDS?

AWW, I LIKE THAT MERLIN GETS TO SEE ARTHUR AND HIS SINGLE MANLY TEAR OF MANLINESS.

BRB HAVING TTT FLASHBACKS. ALL THAT'S MISSING IS SOME SNARKY DIALOGUE. 'SHALL I DESCRIBE IT TO YOU? OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FIND YOU A BOX?'

SLOW MOTION MANLY PEOPLE!

MANLY PEOPLE SHARPENING THINGS!

I SWEAR THERE WAS A TINY MOMENT JUST THEN WHERE ARTHUR LOOKS AT MERLIN LIKE HE LOOKS AT GWEN.

"IT'S NOT WISDOM. BUT YES. THAT'S WHAT IT IS." OMGOMGOMG.

IMPORTANT THOUGHT: SIR LEON IS ARTHUR'S BFF AND ARTHUR BRAIDS HIS HAIR WHILE NATTERING ON ABOUT HOW DREAMY MERLIN IS, Y/Y?

SLOW MOTION KING!

DADDY NOOOO, THIS IS MY MOMENT! I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT WELL!

NOO, DON'T FOLLOW HER GAIUS.

I LOVE THAT SHE ONLY DID HALF A SMIRK THERE. THIS IS NO TIME FOR FULL POWER SMIRKS, SHE HAS A KINGDOM TO BRING DOWN!

I LOVE THE FAITH MORGAUSE HAS IN HER SISTER. I MEAN, IT'S EVIL FAITH, BUT IT'S STILL NICE.

SHE CAN AFFORD A FULL POWERED SMIRK NOW, SHE MANAGED TO GET THERE ALL BY HERSELF, THAT DESERVES ONE, DOESN'T IT?

OH GOD THAT WAS THE SEXIEST THING EVER WHEN MORGANA SLAMMED THE STICK INTO THE GROUND. DO YOU THINK MERLIN CAME A LITTLE, BECAUSE IT SURE LOOKS LIKE MORGAUSE HAS A GOOD TIME.

UGH BAD SKELETONS, COMMENCE CRINGING...NOW!

AHAHA, I LOVE ITS LITTLE SHRUG.

AHAHA, MERLIN FIGHTS LIKE A GIRL.

WHERE DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING, GAIUS, WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS GOING TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP?

LEON'S RED CLOAK IS...AT THE DRY CLEANERS APPARENTLY?

"ON ME!" YEAH, I'D LIKE TO GET ON YOU, LEON, RAWR.

AWW, MERLIN WANTS TO BELIEVE THE BEST IN HER.

OH GOD, SWORD FIGHT OF SEX.

DON'T LIE, YOU KNOW ARTHUR THOUGHT FOR JUST A SECOND HE'D KILLED THE SKELETON WITH THE POWER OF INTENSE!FACE.

LEON: THOSE TWO SKELETONS WE WERE FIGHTING HAVE DIED, LET'S FIGHT WITH RENEWED VIGOUR! RAAAAGH.

UH-OH, CENRED WILL NOT BE EATING OUT TONIGHT.

THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH BITCHFACE, MERLIN! YOU'VE GOT TO PUT A SMIRK IN IT.

"ALL I FEEL FOR HER IS SAD." AWW, MERLIN IS DEFINITELY GROWING UP.

HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO END ON A LAUGHING NOTE?

NEXT WEEK: THE ANSWER THE TO ETERNAL QUESTION - DOES GAIUS SPIT OR SWALLOW? SPOILER: IT'S THE FORMER.