In which love is all we need. Except that love isn't really all we need

[kylezy]

Dear flist,


♥

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you were here,
I'd dry hump you.

Love Kylie.

PS. Here is some gay porn. Because you're worth it, valentines. You're worth it.

Comments

[amazonbard88.livejournal.com]

I loooooove your poem ♥ ♥ ♥ so romantic, haha

I'm sure I'd love the porn equally but I cannot currently watch it because 1)my parents are still up and 2)it goes for like 24 mins and I have shit internet :( But its the thought that counts and I'm pretty sure gay porn is the best kind of v-day gift hahaha x

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I got romantic tendencies coming out the butt, dude.

BOO SHITTY INTERNET!

[myworldmytrue.livejournal.com]

<333

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

♥ ♥

[katie-andrew.livejournal.com]

*swoon*

What you do to me, Kylie. ♥

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

[katie-andrew.livejournal.com]

Bahaha! This has been making me crack up alllll day. <3

[nahara.livejournal.com]

Nothing says romance like dry humping.

♥ etc.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

And gay porn.

Don't forget the gay porn.

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

That is the most romantic poem anyone has ever said to me. ♥

AND THANK YOU FOR MY GIIIIIFT! IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL! :D (Just like you. ♥ ♥)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

*twirls you* ♥

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I was super tempted to click on your valentines day gift. But then I remembered I was in the library, and anyone walking by/sitting near me/etc would be able to see my screen.

I feel cheated.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

It is perhaps a gift for private time *nods*

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

They spelled that wrong it should read: Dicktator

<3333333333

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

The Dicktator should be a porno, if it's not already. ♥

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

aww, *hugs head* thank you for the heart, it was the only one I got. ='''
I always want to click your links. one day I will and you'll never hear from me again.

dude, my sheets smell like butt =/ this is so sad. =/

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

No one loves you like I do, baby ♥

Don't joke about that, I don't want to imagine life without you :( NEVER CLICK MY PORN LINKS OKAY.

You've gotta stop rubbing your ass on the sheets then, man.

Valentine's gifs for you: