In which yay, communal masturbation, the ooold circle jerk

[kylezy]

Post a comment, and I will reply with one or two reasons why I think you're great. In return, you have to post this same meme on your blog and comment for other people. Or not, I'm not the boss of you.

Stolen from everyone even though I've been too scared to comment because I'm afraid they won't have any nice things to say about me /o\ Whatever, whatever, maybe I just really like giving, okay? MAYBE I'M JUST A SELFLESS LOVER.

Comments

[tourdefierce.livejournal.com]

FINGERBANGING

(what if i want you to be the boss of me?)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE MY FINGERBANGING SOULMATE AND THAT IS WHY YOU'RE AWESOME.

But also, you are the coolest person in fandom. Like, scarily hip. Intimidatingly so. If this were an American high school, you would be the head cheerleader and I would be that kid who was your science partner that one time, who has started to develop new, ~strange~ feelings whenever you walk by.

(I'll be whatever you want me to, baby)

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

you write things like communal masturbation. I fucking love you.
and stop being so paranoid, you're awesome. people who say otherwise just don't know how to appreciate you.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

people who say otherwise just don't know how to appreciate you

That's what my Mum says!

YOU. You're are a woman after my own heart and you appreciate Colin the way he deserves to be appreciated (with drooling and orgasms). I have nothing but the greatest respect for that. But also, I love your directness, you say what you mean and you're always to the point. A trait I wish I could employ!

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

did someone just say communal masturbation? /looks around THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.

also, don't be silly, because i'm dead sure nobody who has actually ever spoken to you properly will have anything bad to say about you. so shush your face.

what, we've done this already, so here, HAVE SOME KITTENS AS PICTORIAL REPRESENTATIONS OF MY LOVE:

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

you may also take the image as kitten versions of the boys, because you know bradders would be all ginger and needy like that.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Bradley is SUCH a ginger like that. You know Colin would be sitting there minding his own business and Bradders would decide he wants attention, so BAM! Arse grabbage.

[psmithery.livejournal.com]

Oh! *stamps foot* I saw communal masturbation and got all excited. :(

No really, I just wanted to congratulate you on the title, you don't need to do the meme-thing. However, if you are up for communal masturbation...
>_>
<_< I'll just be over here, okay? (Also, clearly I have nice things to say about you - for one, you have impeccable taste in backsides, and you recognise the wonders of fingerbanging. What's not for me to love?)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Well, for onesies, you like the fingerbanging, so you are automatically 80% cooler than everyone else. Seriously, it is a small club of awesome, be proud.

Twosies, I've only known you a day but from what I've gathered from stalking perusing your journal, you're funny, super smart and you write awesome porn, so look forward to inappropriate sexual comments soon.

*fondles you* Oh, look, too late.

[psmithery.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! I do love it when you touch me like that. *fondles you back*

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

h8 u, u sux pen1z

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

YOU. You are the light of my life. You're unique but not in that fake, oh-look-at-me-I'm-so-random way; you're honest to a degree I could never be and I generally pride myself on my honesty; you've got a fascinating worldview; you're devoted and loyal to the bands you love; and you make me laugh every single day.

And this is so selfish but I like that I can tell you like me. Because on the internet it's so hard to tell and I'm always doubting people, but not you. You like me. You mostly enjoy my presence. You TOLERATE me. Sucker.

Wouldn't it be funny right now though if you didn't actually like me? AWKWARD.

[amazonbard88.livejournal.com]

I am nowhere near as cool as the rest of the people that commented here, so feel free to LIE TO ME!

Also boobs.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I effing L-O-V-E that you will happily talk in-depth with me about Merlin and Arthur's sex life, no one else is as open to that discussion as you, which makes you BLOODY AWESOME.

You're my porny soulmate ♥

[a_shadow_there.livejournal.com]

Communal masturbation? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You don't need to sign up, you're on the VIP list, baby.

You are all sorts of fabulous. You're way cooler than I could ever hope to be; you're ridiculously easy to be interweb friends with, low maintenance all the way; and you have super wicked taste in music and tv *____*