In which Bradley's golden retriever is showing

COLIN MORGAN, IN WHAT KIND OF STARING CONTEST ARE YOU ALLOWED TO BLINK? GOSH.

IN RELATED NEWS, GUYS, THEY HAVE A STARING CONTEST. A STARING CONTEST. THEY GAZE, YES GAZE INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES. WHAT- WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT OTHER THAN ASSUME COLIN CAN'T HOLD BRADLEY'S EYES FOR TOO LONG BECAUSE HE'S REMINDED OF HOW BRADLEY LOOKS AT HIM DURING A PARTICULAR SEXUAL ACTIVITY AND RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF THE QUEST CREW IS NOT REALLY AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO GET AN ERECTION.

I MEAN, REALLY.