In which titles are for losers without a good story

Pretty much just fishing for entertaining comments, I haven't slept all night and I'm slightly delirious and even the dog is getting sick of my rambles. So you have to answer one of these or all three if you want to be really cool and sexy:

1) Your theory on Bradley's sad!face yesterday.
2) What kink is really working for you in fic these days?
3) Describe, in vivid written detail, the extent of your love for me. Diagrams or flow charts will also be accepted.