In which you'll understand by the end

[kylezy]

You know what I am wondering, Merlin fandom? Do you?

WHERE'S THE RPF IN RELATION TO THE PICS OF PANTY MELTING DOOM? I mean, we got knights orgies which is all well and good, but WHERE'S COLIN SALIVATING AT ALL THE MAN CANDY?

WHERE'S BRADLEY DICKING AROUND AND COLIN TAKING THE PISS, HAVING A RIGHT OLD LAUGH AT BEING TOLD TO ACT SEXY FOR THE CAMERA?

WHERE'S COLIN, EYES DARKENING WITH LUST AS HE WATCHES HIS BOYFRIEND FROM BEHIND THE CAMERA AND BRADLEY, SKIN TINGLING AT THE TENSION THAT'S BEEN CRACKLING BETWEEN THEM ALL AFTERNOON?

WHERE'S THE AWKWARD TITTERING OF SEVEN MEN WHO DON'T QUITE KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN THEY FIND THEMSELVES INEXPLICABLY TURNED ON BY THE SENSE OF CAMARADERIE AND CLOSENESS THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PORTRAYING?

(Have orgies been done in Merlin rps or is that crossing a moral boundary?

...is it sad I need moral boundaries explained to me?)

WHERE IS THE FIC, GUYS?

This post brought to you by 6am and sleep deprivation.

Comments

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

There hasn't been any new Colin/Bradley fic, much less RPS orgy fic, in a very long time. ;__;

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Merlin fandom is so quite these days compared to this time last year. It makes me sadface :(

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

Me, too. ):

And it's so weird because, well...just look at the Quests! :O

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Typo that is obviously meant to be 'quiet' not 'quite', DAMN YOU, SELF, LOOK BEFORE (AND AFTER) YOU HIT POST.

YES, RIGHT? I mean, there was a staring contest ffs. There was painting (messy fingerpainting all over each other's bodies, anyone?). A LITTLE PIECE OF BRADLEY'S HEART, FOR GOODNESS SAKE. We're practically being GIVEN prompts!

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

And yet, we've got nothing.
The bradleycolin comm hasn't even been updated for nearly a week. ;__;

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

:O I didn't even realise it was that dire. Fandoooom, what is going on? :((

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but it's very sad. ):