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In which there will always be too much caps for this ridic show
"I COULD NOT RESIST A DRAGONLORD, EVEN IF I WANTED TO." NO WAI, ARTHUR HAS THE SAME PROBLEM. ONLY HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO RESIST MERLIN, DOES HE?
OH MY GOD, COLIN'S 'OWWW' WITH THE LITTLE QUIVER IN HIS VOICE AFTER THE DRAGON TELLS HIM TO LIE STILL. I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER TO WANK OR CRY.
I HATE THE WORD BREECHES WITH THE POWER OF ONE THOUSAND SUNS, JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW.
"HE'S THE TARGET". AWWW, MEANIE.
I SEE A SMIRKING SHADOW!
IT'S MORGANA, USING HER INSTA-INVISIBLE CLOAK AS USUAL.
FUCK YEAH SIR LEON!
OMG EVIL FACE.
LALALA, GLOSSING OVER THE MORGANA IS BAD CONVERSATION BECAUSE THE WRITERS TOOK THE EASY ROAD INTO MAKING HER EVIL AND I REFUSE TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW.
THOUGH I DO REALLY LIKE THAT LINE "SHE IS THE DARKNESS TO YOUR LIGHT, THE HATRED TO YOUR LOVE".
"I'VE NO INTENTION OF WALKING." GEEZ, HOW DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD FROM THAT ANGLE? IT IS NOT FAIR.
WOAH GUYS, MY VIDEO JUST TURNED INTO PRISONER OF AZKABAN. PETTIGREW IS ALIVE, HARRY, BEWARE!
I FACEPALMED, NGL.
AWW, THE SAME FIELD WHERE YOU FRIED THE KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT TO A LIGHT CRISP, GOOD TIMES, EY DRAGON? GOOD TIMES.
WOO, ANTHONY HEAD LEGS!
I'D LOL IF THROWING THE MANDRAKE IN THE FIRE ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE.
WOAH GUYS, MY VIDEO JUST TURNED INTO THE TWO TOWERS.
NEW DRINKING GAME - HAVE A SHOT EVERY TIME SIR LEON LOOKS CONCERNED?
AWW, LOVER'S TIFF. ALSO, A NEW PRECEDENT FOR SHIRTLESSNESS HAS BEEN SET. WE SEE ARTHUR PROPERLY SHIRTLESS AT 10.16, WHICH IS BETTER THAN LAST WEEK'S 10.33, BUT, IF WE TAKE AWAY THE 'PREVIOUSLY ON MERLIN...' RECAP AT THE BEGINNING, WE HAVE AN EVEN GREATER RECORD AT 9.27. I LOVE IT WHEN THE MERLIN WRITERS USE THEIR POWERS FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF EVIL.
WHAT ARE DOING WOMAN, ONLY ARTHUR IS ALLOWED TO PULL MERLIN INTO THE SHADOWS FOR A QUICKIE!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY MERLIN BITCHFACES RIGHT BACK AT HER.
LOOK AT ARTHUR SITTING IN HIS BIG BOY CHAIR, AWWW!
"I KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN THAT, YOU'RE JUST WORRIED." O.M.G. THAT IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER.
"YOU. ME." BED?
SEXUAL TENSION ON HORSES!
"THEN I'LL GIVE YOU A FEAST YOU'LL NEVER FORGET." OMG DID THAT INNUENDO REALLY JUST COME OUT OF HER MOUTH? IS THIS REAL LIFE?
"I TRUST YOU ARTHUR." THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE GIVING THEIR LIVES?
WTH, WHY DIDN'T YOU KISS HIM, WOMAN? YOU MIGHT NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!
"THERE IS EVERY NEED, SIRE." AWWW. RESPECT.
WOAH, I THOUGHT WE HAD INSTA-INVISIBILITY FOR REALS THEN.
THEY'RE SISTERS, THEY'RE SISTERS, THEY'RE SISTERS, DO NOT SHIP THEM, DO NOT SHIP THEM, OH GOD, THEY'RE HOT SISTERS WHO EYESEX, WHO AM I KIDDING, I SHIP THEM HARD.
SLOW MOTION POOR PEOPLE!
HEE, PICKLED EGGS. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY. I ALSO DON'T GET THE POINT OF THAT SCENE.
HOW ARE YOU SO TALL, LEON? ALSO, DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE WE'VE SEEN CERTAIN SCENES BEFORE, PURELY BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN THE BEHIND THE SCENES SHOTS FROM FANS AT PIERREFONDS?
AWW, I LIKE THAT MERLIN GETS TO SEE ARTHUR AND HIS SINGLE MANLY TEAR OF MANLINESS.
BRB HAVING TTT FLASHBACKS. ALL THAT'S MISSING IS SOME SNARKY DIALOGUE. 'SHALL I DESCRIBE IT TO YOU? OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FIND YOU A BOX?'
SLOW MOTION MANLY PEOPLE!
MANLY PEOPLE SHARPENING THINGS!
I SWEAR THERE WAS A TINY MOMENT JUST THEN WHERE ARTHUR LOOKS AT MERLIN LIKE HE LOOKS AT GWEN.
"IT'S NOT WISDOM. BUT YES. THAT'S WHAT IT IS." OMGOMGOMG.
IMPORTANT THOUGHT: SIR LEON IS ARTHUR'S BFF AND ARTHUR BRAIDS HIS HAIR WHILE NATTERING ON ABOUT HOW DREAMY MERLIN IS, Y/Y?
SLOW MOTION KING!
DADDY NOOOO, THIS IS MY MOMENT! I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT WELL!
NOO, DON'T FOLLOW HER GAIUS.
I LOVE THAT SHE ONLY DID HALF A SMIRK THERE. THIS IS NO TIME FOR FULL POWER SMIRKS, SHE HAS A KINGDOM TO BRING DOWN!
I LOVE THE FAITH MORGAUSE HAS IN HER SISTER. I MEAN, IT'S EVIL FAITH, BUT IT'S STILL NICE.
SHE CAN AFFORD A FULL POWERED SMIRK NOW, SHE MANAGED TO GET THERE ALL BY HERSELF, THAT DESERVES ONE, DOESN'T IT?
OH GOD THAT WAS THE SEXIEST THING EVER WHEN MORGANA SLAMMED THE STICK INTO THE GROUND. DO YOU THINK MERLIN CAME A LITTLE, BECAUSE IT SURE LOOKS LIKE MORGAUSE HAS A GOOD TIME.
UGH BAD SKELETONS, COMMENCE CRINGING...NOW!
AHAHA, I LOVE ITS LITTLE SHRUG.
AHAHA, MERLIN FIGHTS LIKE A GIRL.
WHERE DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING, GAIUS, WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS GOING TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP?
LEON'S RED CLOAK IS...AT THE DRY CLEANERS APPARENTLY?
"ON ME!" YEAH, I'D LIKE TO GET ON YOU, LEON, RAWR.
AWW, MERLIN WANTS TO BELIEVE THE BEST IN HER.
OH GOD, SWORD FIGHT OF SEX.
DON'T LIE, YOU KNOW ARTHUR THOUGHT FOR JUST A SECOND HE'D KILLED THE SKELETON WITH THE POWER OF INTENSE!FACE.
LEON: THOSE TWO SKELETONS WE WERE FIGHTING HAVE DIED, LET'S FIGHT WITH RENEWED VIGOUR! RAAAAGH.
UH-OH, CENRED WILL NOT BE EATING OUT TONIGHT.
THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH BITCHFACE, MERLIN! YOU'VE GOT TO PUT A SMIRK IN IT.
"ALL I FEEL FOR HER IS SAD." AWW, MERLIN IS DEFINITELY GROWING UP.
HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO END ON A LAUGHING NOTE?
NEXT WEEK: THE ANSWER THE TO ETERNAL QUESTION - DOES GAIUS SPIT OR SWALLOW? SPOILER: IT'S THE FORMER.
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ILU.
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AND THE LOVESICK STARES AND ARTHUR NOTICING HOW UNMANLY THIS WHOLE THING IS AND AFSDAFDSHF, YES, THIS WAS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE EP.
AND OF COURSE THE THRILLER DANCING SKELETONS. ♥
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I MEAN, IT'S ALWAYS COLIN WHO GOT THE 'HARD' SCENES (AND GOT PRAISED TO HEAVEN FOR IT, NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THAT) AND NOW HE CAN SHOW THAT HE'S AWESOME, TOO. :D
DID YOU WRITE DOWN IF HE WAS TOPLESS SOONER THAN IN EP1? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. O:
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OKAY, FIRST EP WE SEE TOPLESSNESS AT 10.33
SECOND EP WE SEE IT (PROPERLY) AT 10.16 BUT THAT'S WITH THE 'PREVIOUSLY ON MERLIN...' AT THE START, SO TAKE AWAY THAT AND WE HAVE 9.27 AND DING DING DING, AN OUTSTANDING NEW RECORD!
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I PREDICT THAT IN S4, HE WILL NOT BE WEARING A TOP AT ALL.
IT WILL BE LIKE 'The Emperor's New Clothes'. YES. LIKE THAT.
KNOWING THE SHOW, THIS COULD EVEN BE TRUE.
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ALSO *POUNCE* THANK YOU FOR MY LUNCHBOX!
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wanking is better than crying.
I totally felt like I'd seen stuff before. I kept thinking back on all the stuff from the behind the scenes vids.
They always manage to end up on a light note, I really don't know how and most importantly I really don't know why. I mean, yeah, children's show blah blah but if children can take uther's madness they can take a more depressing note at the end.
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Exactly. I'm not quite sure what goes through the writers' heads sometimes.
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PRINCESSKING.HE IS HE IS HE IS!
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OMG. I WISH I HAD BEEN THERE JUST TO SEE IT. I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT YOU A DRINK LATER AND GIGGLED MY ASS OFF, BUT OH.
WHY MUST WE ALL LIVE SO FAR APART! *pouts*
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screencap by
OK. Not the right scene, but still, nipples are IN SIGHT.
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I'm sorry I sound like an advertisement.
OH COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN LA LA LA LA
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I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
"I'VE NO INTENTION OF WALKING." GEEZ, HOW DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD FROM THAT ANGLE? IT IS NOT FAIR.
FUCK. He was amazingly hot in that bit. I rewound two times before moving on. I DID. I DID.
OH GOD, SWORD FIGHT OF SEX.
I can't be the only one who thought Merlin and Morgana were scorching!
But OH. MY. GOD. The Merlin and Arthur scenes were utterly perfect. Their love is so pure and perfect and yay for Arthur realizing Merlin is wise. Whatever. We know what you REALLY mean, Arthur. <3 <3 <3
God. So much love for this show right now.
Re: I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
HE HAS RUINED ME FOR OTHER MEN, I SWEAR.
I can't be the only one who thought Merlin and Morgana were scorching!
GOD NO, NOT THE ONLY ONE, THEY WERE GOOOOD TOGETHER.
yay for Arthur realizing Merlin is wise.
IT'S MOVED INTO BEING ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITE M/A SCENES. HAS ARTHUR EVER REALLY ACKNOWLEDGED MERLIN LIKE THAT BEFORE? I CAN'T REMEMBER BUT I LOVE HOW MUCH MERLIN'S WORDS MEANT TO ARTHUR AND IN TURN, HOW ARTHUR'S COMPLIMENT MEANT SO MUCH TO MERLIN.
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Arthur's littleness is so cute.
I wish I could never see Morgana smirk again. :|
also: o m g I am in love with Sir Leon's head. it is so big. :| :|
also 2.0: I hope you will recap every episode this season like this. <33
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I think I'm going to try! I can't fail if I don't try!
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HEE, PICKLED EGGS. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY. I ALSO DON'T GET THE POINT OF THAT SCENE.
I don't know why that was so funny either, but for some reason I couldn't stop laughing until well after that pointless scene ended. I guess there's just something funny about pickled eggs.
I ♥ you! :D
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♥ ♥ ♥
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I CAN'T BREATHE
- Colin Morgan makes everything stupidly attractive
- ditto for Morgause
- BITCHFACES. BITCHFACES.
- ALSO PUTTING IN ANOTHER VOTE FOR WANKING. But angsty sobby wanking is always an option, I suppose.
- Y to everything you said. Even the single manly tear of manpain.
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HE REALLY DOES.
SHE REALLY DOES.
BITCHFACES.
WELL THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH FUN!
OH, THE MANPAIN! IT RUNS DEEPER THAN WE KNOW.
what about slow motion tear-streaking wanking? in a swishy cloak.
OH, THE MANPAIN! IT RUNS DEEPER THAN WE KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
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MORGANA'S SMIRK IS RIDICULOUS, IT HAPPENS LIKE EVERY TIME SHE IS ON SCREEN. WE GET IT, NOW THAT YOU'RE EVIL, YOU SMIRK. SMIRK SMIRK SMIRK. GOD, KATIE, YOU ARE GORGEOUS. AND I WANT ALL OF YOUR CLOTHING.
THANK YOU, WRITERS, FOR MAKING BRADLEY GET SHIRTLESS FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES. LET'S KEEP THIS A TREND, SHALL WE?
SISTERS?! SISTERS.. STOP LOOKING LIKE YOU WANT TO SNOG. OR KEEP LOOKING LIKE YOU WANT TO SNOG. BUT IN THAT CASE, STOP CALLING EACH OTHER SISTER, WE ARE NOT FOOLED.
THAT LITTLE ARTHUR GWEN MOMENT WAS CUTE BUT THE ARTHUR MERLIN MOMENTS WERE CUTER, LET'S BE REAL.
NEXT EPISODE: RETURN TO THE UTTERLY CAMPY MERLIN I KNOW AND LOVE. GOBLINS? FOR REALS?
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I STRONGLY FEEL THAT MAKING BRADLEY SHIRTLESS IS THE GREATEST WRITING CHOICE THEY'VE EVER MADE.
I AM CONVINCED THEY KEEP BRINGING UP THE WHOLE SISTERS THING SO PEOPLE DON'T SHIP IT. JOKES ON YOU, WRITERS; WHEN THERE'S HOT PEOPLE INVOLVED, PEOPLE WILL SHIP ANYTHING.
WELL YEAH, A/M PWNS ALL, THERE'S NO QUESTION.
IT'S CAMPY GOODTIMES NEXT WEEK BB, I'M EXCITE.
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THIS!!!
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