In which Big D gives those dementors the old magic one-two

[kylezy]

*Omgomgomg, DIDDYKINS! Aww, look at him! I have nothing but the deepest affection for someone hired to play a kid roughly "the size and weight of a young killer whale".

*"Here. Clean 'em." Erm. This scene is very rapefic-is-only-moments-away, isn't it?

*Merlin's week to serve the Pendragon's their dinner. For those keeping track.

*Ninja dude: *TWIRLS SWORDS DRAMATICALLY*
Arthur: *le punch*

*This is neither here nor there, but Colin is looking MIGHTY FINE in this ep.

*Please tell me someone else got tears in their eyes when Arthur is looking all sad because Daddy isn't what he used to be? :(((

*And when Merlin gave his little speech as well? "It's...lonely." OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME THIS MORNING? TEARS EVERYWHERE.

*There's got to be a shorter way to say "Oi, Dragon, little help please?" hasn't there?

*AND HOW THE FLIP DOES HE FLY THERE SO FAST?

*Have I mentioned how hot Colin is today? BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY HOT, YOU GUYS.

*Aww and Uther knew all along. Haha, foiled again, Morgana. You just can't win, can you?

*Next week: OR CAN SHE?



SIX HAPPY PENISES OUT OF TEN. If I could find one semi-erect, it would be five and a half though.



Merlin and Arthur were nice to each other, emotions were palpable and the writing was even sometimes quite decent. I'm just not that into tourney eps though.

Comments

[lolafeist.livejournal.com]

I love that Camelot must have the worst watchguard ever cause this HUGE FUCKOFF DRAGON keeps flying like, 200 yards away and landing in the middle of a giant field and nobody notices.

I loved this episode intensely.

I'm glad someone else was seeing the rapefic about to occur. It was like a kinkmeme prompt dude.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Camelot has the worst guards, period. They miss the dragon, everyone escapes from the dungeon, ducking into doorways or behind doors when you're being pursued is enough to fool them...where does Uther find these men, honestly?!

For filler, this ep actually sort of felt like real emotional progress, I was really quite pleased.

Yeesss, I was like, BOOTLICKING, whaaaat? AND THEN HE WHIPPED HIM ON THE BUM. Shit was about to go down, I swear.