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In which stuff happens
First, bask in my new icon. BASK IN IT. That is one swishy motherfucker right there.
*I'm not doing the usual reactions but I had to pause the video a minute in because:
i) That's the manticore?
ii) What the fuck kind of manticore is that?
iii) LOL and who let Morgana near it with her eyeliner?
*ANGRY CAPS OF ANGER. HULK MAD. Do you not remember, Uther, asking Gaius to use magic to save your daughter like three weeks ago? Hey? That little incident slip your mind, you hypocritical buttface? RAGH.
*Five seconds later* Oh, okay, at least it's being acknowledged he's a douche. I thought it might have been one of those times where the writers conveniently leave out old details. Aww, they're so cute when they attempt continuity. Who's trying to be a big boy show, then? You are! Yesh you are! *coos*
*The Merlin art department is really fond of glitter this season.
*Does anybody else find it really sexy when Merlin/Colin bows?
*AWWW, falling asleep with his book open, that is fifty different kinds of adorable right there.
*DOUBLE AWW at Arthur caring why Merlin is upset and trying to cheer him up. I am convinced he would have given him a noogie had they been alone.
*Merlin tells Arthur the truth about the poison \o/ Hurrah for smidgeons of honesty!
* Merlin: Do you think you can? Command such magic?
Gaius: There was a time when I could.
= Erectile dysfunction euphemism, y/y?
*Merlin, the manticore is small enough to grab with your hands, just throw it against the wall ffs.
*I'm getting secondhand embarrassment watching Gaius do magic :\ Is it just me or is RW overselling it?
*Overall: maybe it's because I'm not pausing this ep every few seconds to make a joke and therefore I'm a lot more invested in the storyline, but this ep isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I mean, I'd rather have more boys, obviously, but other than that, it's pretty much just your average Merlin episode.
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vinca15: I couldn't find any pictures of a cartoon flaccid penis to rate this ep with, but I did find a happy one, so I give this ep -
Two happy penises out of ten. There just wasn't enough gay to warrant more.
I also found this picture during my google search of 'flaccid penis':
I don't know why.
*I'm not doing the usual reactions but I had to pause the video a minute in because:
i) That's the manticore?
ii) What the fuck kind of manticore is that?
iii) LOL and who let Morgana near it with her eyeliner?
*ANGRY CAPS OF ANGER. HULK MAD. Do you not remember, Uther, asking Gaius to use magic to save your daughter like three weeks ago? Hey? That little incident slip your mind, you hypocritical buttface? RAGH.
*Five seconds later* Oh, okay, at least it's being acknowledged he's a douche. I thought it might have been one of those times where the writers conveniently leave out old details. Aww, they're so cute when they attempt continuity. Who's trying to be a big boy show, then? You are! Yesh you are! *coos*
*The Merlin art department is really fond of glitter this season.
*Does anybody else find it really sexy when Merlin/Colin bows?
*AWWW, falling asleep with his book open, that is fifty different kinds of adorable right there.
*DOUBLE AWW at Arthur caring why Merlin is upset and trying to cheer him up. I am convinced he would have given him a noogie had they been alone.
*Merlin tells Arthur the truth about the poison \o/ Hurrah for smidgeons of honesty!
* Merlin: Do you think you can? Command such magic?
Gaius: There was a time when I could.
= Erectile dysfunction euphemism, y/y?
*Merlin, the manticore is small enough to grab with your hands, just throw it against the wall ffs.
*I'm getting secondhand embarrassment watching Gaius do magic :\ Is it just me or is RW overselling it?
*Overall: maybe it's because I'm not pausing this ep every few seconds to make a joke and therefore I'm a lot more invested in the storyline, but this ep isn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I mean, I'd rather have more boys, obviously, but other than that, it's pretty much just your average Merlin episode.
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vinca15: I couldn't find any pictures of a cartoon flaccid penis to rate this ep with, but I did find a happy one, so I give this ep - Two happy penises out of ten. There just wasn't enough gay to warrant more.
I also found this picture during my google search of 'flaccid penis':
I don't know why.
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You were thisclose to getting actual ones. I found the perfect picture of a penis; it was a split pic, one side showed the penis erect, the other side flaccid, and I thought BINGO but then I also thought that you would probably die, so I changed my mind.
What did you think of the ep but?
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OH NOES. I'm glad you didn't get them.
so you went through..like, pictures of tons of penises? OMG. I offer you an internet head hug just in case you feel violated. =(
but? are you calling me "but" or was that I typo? "but" would be a weird nickname but I would accept it AHHHHHH..um, I guess it was okay? I mean, as long as I see Colin's face, I'm good.
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It's okay, I went numb after awhile, my eyeballs just sort of stopped seeing them. Only enforced my suspicions about my sexuality anyway. Aside from Colin Morgan's, I do not want to go near any more penises in my life.
It is a very good thing he's the title character then.