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In which love is all you need. Love and a sword. Love and a sword and really dumb opponents
JESUS FUCK, I'D BE A LOT MORE TERRIFIED THAN GWEN IF I HAD THAT DUDE ADVANCING ON ME IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.
DISAPPOINTED SHE DIDN'T GET TO AT LEAST TRY TO FIGHT :(
OH MORGANA. FUCK YOU.
LKDJFPOJFEW'E RGJRWPDO NEW SHIRTLESS RECORD! 1.57! THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO BEAT THAT. ALSO. I WISH I HAD A JOB IN WHICH HALF OF MY WORKLOAD INVOLVED LAYING AROUND IN BED. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
"I HOPE NOTHING'S WRONG." YES, I HOPE SOMEBODY DIDN'T KIDNAP HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ON MY ORDERS, THAT WOULD BE TOTES AWKWARD.
LEATHER!DADDY IS BACK!
EATING AN APPLE WITH A KNIFE, THAT IS A LITTLE BIT HOT.
QUICK, PUNCH HIM IN HIS LEATHER CLAD NUTS!
WELL HELLO NEW DUDE. YOU WERE WRITTEN IN FOR CONVENIENCE BUT I'LL FORGIVE YOU ON ACCOUNT OF YOU BEING GOOD LOOKING. WE DON'T WANT NO UGGOS IN CAMELOT.
OH GOD, WHO SMELLS THINGS LIKE THAT? ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SMELL?
"I'M JUST A SERVANT, I HAVE NO INFLUENCE WITH THE PRINCE." I HOPE THE IDEA OF EVIL!MORGANA IS AT LEAST PLANTED IN HER HEAD AFTER THIS, BECAUSE ASIDE FROM MERLIN, MORGANA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS OF HERS AND ARTHUR'S FEELINGS. BUT I SUSPECT I'M ASKING TOO MUCH.
"GWEN? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" HEY MORGANA? FUCK YOU.
"WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS HOW THEY KNEW." :O YES! COME ON GWEN, JUST A TEENSY BIT MORE THOUGHT PROCESS! *HOPES HOPES HOPES*
"IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE ARTHUR WOULD LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR ANY OF HIS SUBJECTS." DAMMIT, MERLIN! *HOPES DASHED*
"THEN WE'LL BE WALKING INTO A TRAP." REALLY, MERLIN? REALLY?
LOLING AT HOW EXCITED ARTHUR IS THOUGH. YAY ADVENTURE AND POSSIBLE DEATH TRAPS!
INSTA-INVISIBILITY CLOAK!
"YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO BET AGAINST MORGANA." HA!
"HOW ELSE WOULD HE KNOW ABOUT ARTHUR'S FEELINGS FOR GWEN?" I DON'T KNOW, MR BLABBY. IT'S A MYSTERY, ISN'T IT?
"BUT I'M COMING WITH YOU, DIDN'T ARTHUR SAY?" THAT IS SOME EPIC BITCHFACE RIGHT THERE.
I WANT TO DO ALL SORTS OF NAUGHTY THINGS WITH KATIE THOUGH, JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD PUT THAT OUT THERE. GIRL IS A FOX.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YOU'VE GOT ME." HEE, MERLIN'S GRIN AT ARTHUR'S CORNINESS.
"THE WOLVES." LOL FOREVER.
TRALALA, WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST, PLAYING WITH STICKS, AS YOU DO.
IT'S A BITCHFACE-OFF.
SNOG BY THE FIRE, AWW. OOH, OR NOT. NICE COCK BLOCKING, MORGANA.
YOU'RE MY SISTER, MORGANA, NOT MY LOVER. BUT LET ME GIVE YOU A RING. WHAT? THAT'S WHAT SISTERS DO ISN'T IT?
"THEN PLEASE ME." WHAT. WHAT. DID THAT JUST HAPPEN OR IS MY LAPTOP LEAKING SEXUAL TENSION AGAIN?
"OH, WELL, IF YOU'VE GOT AN INSTINCT, WE SHOULD IGNORE MY LIFETIME OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE." HEE!
OH GEEZ, THE RING ISN'T SUBTLE, IS IT?
MERLIN, WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU LOOKED ROUND FOR MORGANA? WHAT DID PROFESSOR MODDY TEACH US? CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
GOD, FINALLY, HE NOTICED.
NINJAS, YAY!
AHAHAHA, THE THEATRICAL BOW.
"SO, WHEN OUR FATHER DIED, WASN'T THAT THE RIGHT MOMENT EITHER?" SIMMER DOWN, GWEN, HE HADN'T EVEN BEEN INVENTED YET.
"THE PRINCE HAS ESCAPED." CENRED, YOU NEED NEW GUARDS, THESE NINJAS ARE FUCKING STUPID.
"HELLO AGAIN." LOLOLOL, A++++ DELIVERY, THAT MIGHT BE MY FAVOURITE THING EVER.
"I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS. *TROUSERS DROP*" GET IN LINE, EVIL DUDE, GET IN LINE.
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS KICKED IN THE NUTS! MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
THERE'S BEEN LITTLE FOR MY SHIPPER HEART TO PLAY WITH IN THIS EP, SO I'M CLINGING TIGHTLY TO THE FACT THAT ARTHUR'S LAST GLANCE, BEFORE HE LEFT TO RESCUE MORGANA, WAS AT MERLIN. CLINGING, I TELL YOU!
AND OF COURSE MERLIN'S HAVING NONE OF THAT GOODBYE BUSINESS.
HOLY BEJEBUS, MERLIN BRINGS THE HOUSE DOWN.
HEE, RIDING DOUBLE.
"LET'S JUST SAY THEY WON'T BE MISSED FOR A DAY OR TWO." THEY'RE FROM MERLIN'S DRAG CLOSET?
"IT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE." YOU MEAN RISKING YOUR LIFE TO FETCH A FLOWERY ANTIDOTE AND RESCUING A VILLAGE YOU HAVE NO PERSONAL TIES TO? YES. YES IT IS.
NEXT WEEK: GWAINE AND MERLIN BOND BY A FIRE, MORGANA SMIRKS SOME MORE (SHOCKER!), AND PROFESSOR FLITWICK DROPS BY TO SAY HAI GURL, HAAAI.
NOW BED AGAIN. CAN SAY I'M PRETTY NOT FOND OF 5.30AM STARTS, GUYS.
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*clings to the awesomeness that is you*
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Aaargh it frustrates me so much that no one else knows about Morgana. And of course Gwen wouldn't suspect anything because she's too kind-hearted, whereas Morgana is willing to sacrifice her old friend to achieve her end. I'm just bitter about Morgana becoming a bitch, wah.
Have you ever seen this tumblr (http://advicemerlin.tumblr.com/tagged/MORGANA)? Sums up Season 3 Morgana pretty nicely. xD
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And YESSS, that tumblr is fabulous!
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YESYESYESYESYES!!!!! the look in the gif says it all*-*
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Icon love!
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I need him to be the coolest cat in cool cat square.
I wish Merlin'd find a Zac amongst the leaves..
ENJOY YOUR SLEEP. I hope you have a dream where someone with an bejeweled eye patch is using a pair of tweezers to pull out your leg hairs.
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Yes, also, the shoulder touch sorta turning into a caress:
*clings as well*
Also, the bad guys really need to check the CVs when hiring minions! Those were clearly not real ninjas.
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I know, right? What a let down. Obviously one guy lied on his résumé and told all his friends to do the same because Cenred doesn't actually check if you can walk in shadows.
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Yeah, pretty sure I DNW the job of Cenred's manservant ever. Oil him up in the morning to get those leather pants on, peel them away of a nighttime *shudder*