IN WHICH THERE IS TOO MUCH CAPS
LITTLE BOTTOM. HE'S LOOKED AT MERLIN'S ARSE ENOUGH TO KNOW IT'S LITTLE. I LIKE THIS CHARACTER GROWTH
TURNING HIS SWORD INTO A MAGNET, THAT'S A LITTLE EXTRAVAGANT TO BE DOING RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE STABBED, ISN'T IT?
A BRANCH I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT HOW DOES ARTHUR NOT GET SUSPICIOUS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING TREE?
HOW DID SO MUCH HAPPEN IN 4 AND A HALF MINUTES, I HAVE WHIPLASH OMG
ARTHUR'S REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE IN MORGANA'S CHAMBERS? KINKY!
AWWW CUDDLES! I CAN'T MAKE THAT KINKY. I MEAN, I CAN, BUT I WON'T
WHAT ARE ARE YOU LOOKING SO HAPPY ABOUT? WELL, I'M ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF YOU, SIRE, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
WA-HEY, IT ONLY TOOK 10 MINUTES FOR HIM TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF. 10 MINUTES IS THE PRECEDENT, LET'S SEE IF THE SHOW CAN BEAT THAT OVER THE NEXT 12 EPS.
SEXY HEAD GRIP, MIND GONE TO DIRTY PLACES DESPITE THE WET RAG IN HIS FACE
HEY ARTHUR BB, GOT SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?
FUCK YEAH SIR LEON, I MISSED YOU, YOU BLURRY BASTARD
HOLY SHIT, SHE WENT FROM NORMAL TO EVIL IN A SECOND, THAT IS DAMN SEXY
WHEN YOU WEAR A HOOD YOU ARE INVISIBLE, I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN
OMG MORGANA'S FACE WHEN MORGAUSE MENTIONS MERLIN. THAT IS SOME HATRED RIGHT THERE
MANDRAKES! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEIR EARMUFFS, DID THEY NOT TAKE HERBOLOGY?
GOD, EMILIA IS SEXY WHEN SHE SAYS STUFF
LOL DID THAT GUY JUST FALL OVER FROM THE SHEER WINDPOWER OF ARTHUR'S SWORD? BECAUSE IT SURE AS HECK DID NOT MAKE CONTACT
MERLIN IS IMPRESSED, I LOVE IT
OH GOD, THAT IS ADORABLE FUCKING BANTER, STOP IT, MY HEART
I KNOW UTHER IS A VILLAIN BUT AWWW
HOLY SHIT THAT HAND SCARED THE BEJESUS OUT OF ME
ASH PULLING OUT THE BIG ACTING GUNS, YOWZA, THAT IS IMPRESSIVE
OK I GET IT, THERE IS A DRIPPING MANDRAKE ROOT UNDER THE BED, DULY NOTED, NOW PLEASE STOP SHOWING US
HE WISHES ONLY TO PLEASE YOU, EY MORGAUSE? EY? WINK WINK.
:O :O :O OMG SHE STABBED HIM, WHAAAAAT, THAT IS SOME CRAZY EVIL
AAAAND MORGANA/GWEN FANS CRY EVERYWHERE
SLOW MOTION BOUNCY HAIR, I LOVE IT
SHE IS SO MONEY, YOU GUYS
ONE SHIP DIES, ANOTHER TAKES IT PLACE. HELLO SEXUAL TENSION!
UNBLURRY SIR LEON!
URGH SODDEN BOY, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SODDEN AND IT IS SO SAD BUT YOU ARE SO CREEPY
OH SNAP, SENTRY IS STILL ALIVE, YOU HAVE SHITTY AIM MORGANA
MERLIN NEEDS TO INVEST IN A CLOAK SO HE CAN BE INVISIBLE AT NIGHT TOO
SEE, SEE, SHE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS FOLLOWING HER AND SHE PUT THE HOOD ON, INSTANT INVISIBILITY
I WAS LIKE, MERLIN SUSPECTS HER, WHUT? AND THEN BAM, SHE KNOWS SHE WAS FOLLOWED. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A CLOAK, MERLIN
HAVE I MENTIONED HOW FUCKING BOSS MORGAUSE IS?
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP WALKING IN GIANT SCORPION TERRITORY, IT WILL NEVER END WELL
OH GOD BRADLEY JAMES DID YOUR LIP JUST WIBBLE? THAT IS NOT FAIR.
OMG GRUFF-VOICED COLIN MORGAN
HELLO LOTR
SLASH DRAGON!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THAT FUCKING FLAME, ALRIGHT?
NEXT WEEK ON MERLIN, HP
GOD, I'VE MISSED THIS SHOW.
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CAN I HAVE SEASON THREE FQIC PLLLLLLSWSZSZSZS!!!!!
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"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
OH. MY. GOD.
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AHAHAHAH THIS SHOW ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
AWEIFA;WKFJE I FEEL LIKE THIS POST AND MY BRAIN HAVE A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON AND I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH IT FOREVER.
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WAS GWEN IN THIS ONE? um.
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WHO IS THIS GWEN YOU TALK OF?
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WA-HEY, IT ONLY TOOK 10 MINUTES FOR HIM TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF. 10 MINUTES IS THE PRECEDENT, LET'S SEE IF THE SHOW CAN BEAT THAT OVER THE NEXT 12 EPS.
OH YES PLEASE. FLAILING EVERYWHERE, MELTING OVER COLIN MORGAN'S GRUFF BEDROOM VOICE.
THERE IS NO SUBTEXT, IT'S THERE FOR ALL OF US TO SEE :D
ALSO, WHERE IS EP 2 NEED IT RIGHT NOW PLEASE.
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ahem, anyway, this show is so unbelievably trashy and obvious and funny and sexy and awesome. I love it ♥♥♥
I laughed like an idiot when
Saruman'sCenred's army came into view.loved how Sir Leon's survival was not explained. Loved that the sentry was stabbed and fall quite a few feet and still survived - welcome to fantasy land, where Kings rule and people have to be lying in beds to be allowed to die.
It was a better season opener than last time though. and colin morgan was just hot, including his little sore bottom.
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This show is just plain ridiculous, I love it too ♥
I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to be having naughty thoughts about his sore little bottom, but my mind just goes to that filthy place every damn time I see those words.
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MERLIN NEEDS TO INVEST IN A CLOAK SO HE CAN BE INVISIBLE AT NIGHT TOO
SEE, SEE, SHE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS FOLLOWING HER AND SHE PUT THE HOOD ON, INSTANT INVISIBILITY
I LOVE YOU. ♥
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THEY DON'T CARE WHO THEY STEAL FROM, DO THEY? BLESS THEM XD
♥
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I hate to think when it's going to finally come to the US. Probably in like a million years. D8
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OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! MERLIN KINKMEME RUNNING THROUGH MY MIIIIIIND!
Also I totes expected Morgana and Morgause to make out when Morgana first met her in the forest.
And the dragon!voice OMG, I can't even. UGH I MISSED THIS SHOOOOW!!
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I don't do incest at all...but Morgana and Morgause make it really bloody tempting I swear to god. That is some crazy chemistry right there.
IS IT NEXT WEEK YET?
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Oh no I totally don't do the incest either and tbh I completely forgot that Morgause was Morgana's sister until she mentioned it and then I was like, "WELL, FUCK." Can't they just be fabulous sexy lesbian magical compatriots who want to tear down the kingdom together? I'm just saying it might be kind of hot to see them makeout amidst the war ravaged kingdom. *whistles*
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I totally wasn't judging you btw, just in case you thought I was being a cow. I was just saying I don't usually ship anything incestuous but these two make it really difficult not too, unf unf unf.
And also, how do people have hair that fantastic?
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ALSO: NEXT WEEK'S MAGIC IS FUCKING... THE SEX.
SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK, BEWARE FLIST
In next week's ep, is it clear whether Morgana wants Arthur to fall with Camelot? Because she obviously hated Uther and Merlin, but I was unsure how she figured Arthur into her plans. Because she said that hers and Morgause's plan to make Uther crazy would leave Camelot without a king, and I've read the spoilers that tell us Arthur minds the throne - was she expecting this with the belief Arthur will fail and Camelot will still fall or is it a spanner in the works?
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It is fucking BEAUTIFUL though, seriously. <3
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BUT HOW IS A SHINY VELVET CLOAK IN A GRAY FOREST IN ANY WAY SNEAKY? THEN AGAIN, MERLIN WEARS RED AND BLUE. SOMETIMES HE WEARS BLUE AND RED.
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP WALKING IN GIANT SCORPION TERRITORY, IT WILL NEVER END WELL
I LAUGHED SO HARD. It's the kind of wisdom Merlin will end up giving when he's old and shrouded by miles and miles of wizardly beard.
SO YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID BASICALLY. Though my brain kind of stopped working properly at MERLIN'S SORE LITTLE BOTTOM. what is this I don't even.
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I'm beginning to think they're not the sharpest of people in ye olde Camelot. WISHFUL THINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU INVISIBLE GUYS.
It's the kind of wisdom Merlin will end up giving when he's old and shrouded by miles and miles of wizardly beard.
EXACTLY. Rule one: tree branches constantly defeating enemies? NEVER EVER suspicious in the least. Rule two: accessorise! A neckerchief makes a lovely addition to any ensemble. Rule three: FOR GOD'S SAKE, STAY AWAY FROM THE PART OF THE MAP THAT HAS GIANT SCORPIONS DRAWN ON, TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. THOSE BASTARDS TRAVEL IN PACKS.
SORE LITTLE BOTTOM, it's like the writers know us so well XD
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