kylezy ([personal profile] kylezy) wrote2010-09-12 07:37 am

IN WHICH THERE IS TOO MUCH CAPS



LITTLE BOTTOM. HE'S LOOKED AT MERLIN'S ARSE ENOUGH TO KNOW IT'S LITTLE. I LIKE THIS CHARACTER GROWTH

TURNING HIS SWORD INTO A MAGNET, THAT'S A LITTLE EXTRAVAGANT TO BE DOING RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE STABBED, ISN'T IT?

A BRANCH I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT HOW DOES ARTHUR NOT GET SUSPICIOUS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING TREE?

HOW DID SO MUCH HAPPEN IN 4 AND A HALF MINUTES, I HAVE WHIPLASH OMG

ARTHUR'S REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE IN MORGANA'S CHAMBERS? KINKY!

AWWW CUDDLES! I CAN'T MAKE THAT KINKY. I MEAN, I CAN, BUT I WON'T

WHAT ARE ARE YOU LOOKING SO HAPPY ABOUT? WELL, I'M ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF YOU, SIRE, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

WA-HEY, IT ONLY TOOK 10 MINUTES FOR HIM TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF. 10 MINUTES IS THE PRECEDENT, LET'S SEE IF THE SHOW CAN BEAT THAT OVER THE NEXT 12 EPS.

SEXY HEAD GRIP, MIND GONE TO DIRTY PLACES DESPITE THE WET RAG IN HIS FACE

HEY ARTHUR BB, GOT SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?

FUCK YEAH SIR LEON, I MISSED YOU, YOU BLURRY BASTARD

HOLY SHIT, SHE WENT FROM NORMAL TO EVIL IN A SECOND, THAT IS DAMN SEXY

WHEN YOU WEAR A HOOD YOU ARE INVISIBLE, I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN

OMG MORGANA'S FACE WHEN MORGAUSE MENTIONS MERLIN. THAT IS SOME HATRED RIGHT THERE

MANDRAKES! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEIR EARMUFFS, DID THEY NOT TAKE HERBOLOGY?

GOD, EMILIA IS SEXY WHEN SHE SAYS STUFF

LOL DID THAT GUY JUST FALL OVER FROM THE SHEER WINDPOWER OF ARTHUR'S SWORD? BECAUSE IT SURE AS HECK DID NOT MAKE CONTACT

MERLIN IS IMPRESSED, I LOVE IT

OH GOD, THAT IS ADORABLE FUCKING BANTER, STOP IT, MY HEART

I KNOW UTHER IS A VILLAIN BUT AWWW

HOLY SHIT THAT HAND SCARED THE BEJESUS OUT OF ME

ASH PULLING OUT THE BIG ACTING GUNS, YOWZA, THAT IS IMPRESSIVE

OK I GET IT, THERE IS A DRIPPING MANDRAKE ROOT UNDER THE BED, DULY NOTED, NOW PLEASE STOP SHOWING US

HE WISHES ONLY TO PLEASE YOU, EY MORGAUSE? EY? WINK WINK.

:O :O :O OMG SHE STABBED HIM, WHAAAAAT, THAT IS SOME CRAZY EVIL

AAAAND MORGANA/GWEN FANS CRY EVERYWHERE

SLOW MOTION BOUNCY HAIR, I LOVE IT

SHE IS SO MONEY, YOU GUYS

ONE SHIP DIES, ANOTHER TAKES IT PLACE. HELLO SEXUAL TENSION!

UNBLURRY SIR LEON!

URGH SODDEN BOY, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SODDEN AND IT IS SO SAD BUT YOU ARE SO CREEPY

OH SNAP, SENTRY IS STILL ALIVE, YOU HAVE SHITTY AIM MORGANA

MERLIN NEEDS TO INVEST IN A CLOAK SO HE CAN BE INVISIBLE AT NIGHT TOO

SEE, SEE, SHE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS FOLLOWING HER AND SHE PUT THE HOOD ON, INSTANT INVISIBILITY

I WAS LIKE, MERLIN SUSPECTS HER, WHUT? AND THEN BAM, SHE KNOWS SHE WAS FOLLOWED. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A CLOAK, MERLIN

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW FUCKING BOSS MORGAUSE IS?

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP WALKING IN GIANT SCORPION TERRITORY, IT WILL NEVER END WELL

OH GOD BRADLEY JAMES DID YOUR LIP JUST WIBBLE? THAT IS NOT FAIR.

OMG GRUFF-VOICED COLIN MORGAN

HELLO LOTR RIP-OFF HOMAGE

SLASH DRAGON!

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THAT FUCKING FLAME, ALRIGHT?

NEXT WEEK ON MERLIN, HP RIP-OFFS HOMAGES! FIREBALLS! GAY! SWORDS THAT GO CLANG! SLOW MOTION RUNNING! BAD SKELETONS! MORGANA TRYING TO KILL MERLIN SEXILY!

GOD, I'VE MISSED THIS SHOW.

[identity profile] openmoments.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I DIDN'T READ IT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET AND I STAY AWAY FROM SPOILERS LIKE THE PLAGUE BUT OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!!!!

CAN I HAVE SEASON THREE FQIC PLLLLLLSWSZSZSZS!!!!!

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD, WHEN CAN YOU WATCH IT? IT WAS EPIC!

[identity profile] openmoments.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
PROBABLY TONIGHT!!!! I'm just chilling out in my dorm with my roommate and my new bff is in Toronto til tomorrow, so I can do that. AND SQUEE!!!!! and write fiiiic!

[identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"

OH. MY. GOD.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL US, IT IS OFFICIAL

[identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY ARE DOING A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S LIKE THE WRITERS WENT, HMM HOW SHOULD WE OPEN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE, OH! OBVIOUSLY WE REFERENCE THEIR BUMS, THAT'S WHAT ALL GOOD TV SHOWS DO, YEAH?

[identity profile] ella-bane.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S GOING TO BE MY NEW JOURNAL NAME. FOR SERIOUS.

[identity profile] ninja-orange.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A CLOAK, MERLIN

AHAHAHAH THIS SHOW ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

AWEIFA;WKFJE I FEEL LIKE THIS POST AND MY BRAIN HAVE A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON AND I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH IT FOREVER.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOOOOW, I WAS READING YOURS AND GOING RAGH, OUR POSTS SHOULD GET MARRIED (AFTER YEARS OF BANTER, EYESEX AND TALK OF BOTTOMS OF COURSE)

[identity profile] ella-bane.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
COLIN IS LOOKING SO GOOD. I MEAN. DID YOU SEE HIM?

WAS GWEN IN THIS ONE? um.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
DID YOU HEAR HIS DEEP, SEXY VOICE WHEN HE (I PRESUME) CALLED THE DRAGON? MY LADY PARTS DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEMSELVES :|

WHO IS THIS GWEN YOU TALK OF?

[identity profile] ella-bane.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG. The dragon voice, the magic voice, the -- EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS VOICE. SO MUCH LOVE.

[identity profile] ofsighs.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, new friend!

WA-HEY, IT ONLY TOOK 10 MINUTES FOR HIM TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF. 10 MINUTES IS THE PRECEDENT, LET'S SEE IF THE SHOW CAN BEAT THAT OVER THE NEXT 12 EPS.

OH YES PLEASE. FLAILING EVERYWHERE, MELTING OVER COLIN MORGAN'S GRUFF BEDROOM VOICE.

THERE IS NO SUBTEXT, IT'S THERE FOR ALL OF US TO SEE :D

ALSO, WHERE IS EP 2 NEED IT RIGHT NOW PLEASE.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
IS IT NEXT WEEK YET? WHY NOT? DOES THE UNIVERSE NOT KNOW HOW MUCH WE NEED NEW MERLIN? *GRABBY HANDS*

[identity profile] leviathans-moon.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
like half of your comments make me laugh more than the show did.

ahem, anyway, this show is so unbelievably trashy and obvious and funny and sexy and awesome. I love it ♥♥♥

I laughed like an idiot when Saruman's Cenred's army came into view.

loved how Sir Leon's survival was not explained. Loved that the sentry was stabbed and fall quite a few feet and still survived - welcome to fantasy land, where Kings rule and people have to be lying in beds to be allowed to die.

It was a better season opener than last time though. and colin morgan was just hot, including his little sore bottom.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, thank you, I will say no sleep and a sugar high helped in my writing XD

This show is just plain ridiculous, I love it too ♥

I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to be having naughty thoughts about his sore little bottom, but my mind just goes to that filthy place every damn time I see those words.
ext_464495: (Merlin  | Arthur.)

[identity profile] paenteom.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I WILL JUST LEAVE MY SIGNATURE HERE SO I CAN POINT PEOPLE TO THIS POST IF THEY ASK WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS EPISODE.

MERLIN NEEDS TO INVEST IN A CLOAK SO HE CAN BE INVISIBLE AT NIGHT TOO

SEE, SEE, SHE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS FOLLOWING HER AND SHE PUT THE HOOD ON, INSTANT INVISIBILITY


I LOVE YOU. ♥
ext_464495: (Merlin  | Arthur.)

[identity profile] paenteom.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
ALSO, THAT HP RIP OFF HOMMAGE, I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE. WTF PEOPLE. WTF.
Edited 2010-09-11 22:38 (UTC)

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO NEEDS AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK WHEN YOU HAVE A...CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY, RIGHT?

THEY DON'T CARE WHO THEY STEAL FROM, DO THEY? BLESS THEM XD

Edited 2010-09-12 15:30 (UTC)

[identity profile] seether-79.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
WE HAVE ALL MISSED THIS SHOW AND THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS THE GAY LOVE!!!

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
AWW GAY LOVE, I'VE MISSED IT SO MUCH!

[identity profile] vinca15.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
the imitating Merlin part..omg, why would you do this?!?! =( =( =( =( =(

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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU NEED TO UNCLENCH, ANGELA, ADORABLE WINS OVER EMBARRASSING WITH THESE GUYS. FOCUS ON THE GAY BANTER.

[identity profile] persephassax.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
(aw damn. is this up on youtube anywhere or something? Because. It sounds like I seriously need to be watching this like. Now.)

I hate to think when it's going to finally come to the US. Probably in like a million years. D8

[identity profile] soundandvision.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
ARTHUR'S REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE IN MORGANA'S CHAMBERS? KINKY!
OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! MERLIN KINKMEME RUNNING THROUGH MY MIIIIIIND!

Also I totes expected Morgana and Morgause to make out when Morgana first met her in the forest.

And the dragon!voice OMG, I can't even. UGH I MISSED THIS SHOOOOW!!

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS EP WAS FULL OF STUFF I COULD MAKE DIRTY, IT WAS FABULOUS!

I don't do incest at all...but Morgana and Morgause make it really bloody tempting I swear to god. That is some crazy chemistry right there.

IS IT NEXT WEEK YET?

[identity profile] soundandvision.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I SO TOTALLY AGREE IT'S LIKE THEY READ OUR ELJAYS!

Oh no I totally don't do the incest either and tbh I completely forgot that Morgause was Morgana's sister until she mentioned it and then I was like, "WELL, FUCK." Can't they just be fabulous sexy lesbian magical compatriots who want to tear down the kingdom together? I'm just saying it might be kind of hot to see them makeout amidst the war ravaged kingdom. *whistles*

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Tbh I think the writers threw in the word 'sister' a couple times just to stop people from shipping it but that isn't going to stop me. I mean, others. Not me *shifty eyes*

I totally wasn't judging you btw, just in case you thought I was being a cow. I was just saying I don't usually ship anything incestuous but these two make it really difficult not too, unf unf unf.

And also, how do people have hair that fantastic?

[identity profile] ems.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
THIS SUMMING UP IS EMS APPROVED. <3 I LOLLED SO HARD AT THE CLOAKS STUFF.

ALSO: NEXT WEEK'S MAGIC IS FUCKING... THE SEX.

SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK, BEWARE FLIST

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU, OH WISE QUEEN:

In next week's ep, is it clear whether Morgana wants Arthur to fall with Camelot? Because she obviously hated Uther and Merlin, but I was unsure how she figured Arthur into her plans. Because she said that hers and Morgause's plan to make Uther crazy would leave Camelot without a king, and I've read the spoilers that tell us Arthur minds the throne - was she expecting this with the belief Arthur will fail and Camelot will still fall or is it a spanner in the works?

Re: SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK, BEWARE FLIST

[identity profile] ems.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Her feelings towards Arthur are kind of unclear, tbh -- I don't think she's shocked when he takes the throne, but nor does it seem like she's figured it into her plans. And she doesn't seem to hate him, it's more ambiguous than that.

It is fucking BEAUTIFUL though, seriously. <3

Re: SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK, BEWARE FLIST

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN'T WAIT EMMA, SERIOUSLY, THIS WEEK WAS AMAZING.

[identity profile] astro_knight.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A CLOAK, MERLIN

BUT HOW IS A SHINY VELVET CLOAK IN A GRAY FOREST IN ANY WAY SNEAKY? THEN AGAIN, MERLIN WEARS RED AND BLUE. SOMETIMES HE WEARS BLUE AND RED.


I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP WALKING IN GIANT SCORPION TERRITORY, IT WILL NEVER END WELL

I LAUGHED SO HARD. It's the kind of wisdom Merlin will end up giving when he's old and shrouded by miles and miles of wizardly beard.

SO YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID BASICALLY. Though my brain kind of stopped working properly at MERLIN'S SORE LITTLE BOTTOM. what is this I don't even.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
BUT HOW IS A SHINY VELVET CLOAK IN A GRAY FOREST IN ANY WAY SNEAKY?

I'm beginning to think they're not the sharpest of people in ye olde Camelot. WISHFUL THINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU INVISIBLE GUYS.

It's the kind of wisdom Merlin will end up giving when he's old and shrouded by miles and miles of wizardly beard.

EXACTLY. Rule one: tree branches constantly defeating enemies? NEVER EVER suspicious in the least. Rule two: accessorise! A neckerchief makes a lovely addition to any ensemble. Rule three: FOR GOD'S SAKE, STAY AWAY FROM THE PART OF THE MAP THAT HAS GIANT SCORPIONS DRAWN ON, TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. THOSE BASTARDS TRAVEL IN PACKS.

SORE LITTLE BOTTOM, it's like the writers know us so well XD
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M STILL SO EXCITED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. RAAAAGH, I CAN HAS NEXT WEEK NAO?
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I WANT IT WITH THE POWER OF ONE THOUSAND BURNING SUNS OMG *GRABBY HANDS*
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
NO MORE SINGLE MAN TEARS OF MANLINESS? BECAUSE TBH, THAT PRETTY MUCH DID IT FOR ME.
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS SHOW, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. IT IS COMPLETELY RIDIC BUT I HAVE NOT BEEN MORE EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING FOR AAAAGES.
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL, WE'LL WAIT UNTIL EP THREE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COMEDY, WHICH WE ALL KNOW MEANS FART JOKES.
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
WOW I MISREAD PENNIES AT FIRST. NOW THERE'S A MENTAL IMAGE I COULD HAVE GONE WITHOUT.
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