kylezy ([personal profile] kylezy) wrote2010-05-30 08:49 am

In which ptoo, a pox upon thee

At five-something this morning, the theory was I'd set my alarm, have three hours to sleep off the alcohol, catch a lift from a friend and come home to some pictures of my favourite gay power couple.

Instead I learned:

a) The ipod alarm clock is less successful when -
i) Your time specified is not actually a legitimate measurement, such as 887630
ii) You use the calculator

b) 42 minutes is not even close to enough time to sleep off grog.

c) THERE WAS NO BRADLEY.

In happier news, because you have to find a silver lining, Colin looks like sex personified.

Entry now with 10% more bad comment porn!

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I already knew you were awesome, sometimes I just forget how much! Insanely, Kylie, she's insanely awesome.
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
When's your birthday? Is it secret?
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh, right, diamond rings okay with you or would you rather a Mercedes Benz?
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Put out and THEN we'll talk about receiving both, bitch.
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No, that's pretty much a conversation killer right there ^_^ Have a nice night J xD