In which my libido has had it up to here

[kylezy]

DEAR HOT PEOPLE INTENT ON RUINING ME,

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. KINDLY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PERFECTION, STOP BEING PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE TO ME, OR MAKE A FUCKING SEX TAPE.

YOURS IN MOST SINCERE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION,

KYLIE

Comments

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

If I was the sort of person who would want a thing like that, I would be PM'ing you an email address right now.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad we understand one another. And that clearly nothing has transpired in this comment thread.