In which my libido has had it up to here

[kylezy]

DEAR HOT PEOPLE INTENT ON RUINING ME,

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. KINDLY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PERFECTION, STOP BEING PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE TO ME, OR MAKE A FUCKING SEX TAPE.

YOURS IN MOST SINCERE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION,

KYLIE

Comments

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

Firstly, that gif is so appropriate and epic, omg. Secondly, I just saw all the pics you were going on about on Twitter whilst I was sleeping and HOLY SHIT *_*, you are correct for freaking out. Can't handle it. Someone commented that the pic where Katie is holding Colin's hand, they'd like to see a future!AU fic where the two live forever and end up together rather than live alone AND I WANT IT LIKE BURNING. But, but, I also love the idea of them being a 20s (step) bro and sis rendition of Cruel Intentions. I might actually try my hand at one of these just because those pics are so awesome.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

'20s Cruel Intentions, you say? *________________________________*

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

Accurate. Also: he looked so smarmy and all smirking and everything and I just. It was like reading the Great Gatsby or watching Bright Young Things or something, where everyone is behaving terribly but just, the 20s.

(Sorry, not enough sleep, too much work, and enough sexual frustration to power the entire freaking university.)

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I was going to say how sexual frustration is the environmentally friendly way, except I just want to destroy everything around me, so maybe not.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you've seen the video (it was on tumblr) of a monologue our Mr. Morgan did during his RASMD days. But it's, it's fucking gorgeous. It's an amazing display of his range, and the passion of his performances and everything about Colin-as-actor that we go on and on about.

It's ridiculously sexy:
https://vimeo.com/38474052

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

YES, god, fucker was a talented prick even back then. And he was so lovely looking *___* The video no longer exists though, BUGGER. I was just settling in to give it fifteen hundred more rewatches.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I... Uhm. May or may not have found an alternate alternate link on YouTube and may or may not have downloaded a copy of the file. (.flv, which I will convert into something less dumb.) If you were maybe looking to, theoretically of course, acquire a copy, I might, possibly be able to help you. (Gimme an email address and it's yours.) Because some things are just too damn glorious not to have on your harddrive for viewing whenever you need to cry over beautiful talent.

:D

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

If I was the sort of person who would want a thing like that, I would be PM'ing you an email address right now.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad we understand one another. And that clearly nothing has transpired in this comment thread.

[caitcupcake.livejournal.com]

FUCKING AMEN

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Like I said to you before, some of the pics are...unfortunate.

But that one there? I want ALL THE FIC.

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

I don't know what to say here...=( I hope you get your tape.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

thanks bro

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

what would be the A+est Merlin photoshoot iyo? the surfer stuff? talk 'artistic' 2 me, pls.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

This is not my idea, but someone once mentioned they'd like a photoshoot of the boys being a modern Arthur and Merlin/master and servant. So, like, Colin is leaning in, adjusting Bradley's tie, or on his knees helping Bradley into boots or something, eyes locked in a ~moment of sexual tension.

I.

Would.

Die.