In which my libido has had it up to here

[kylezy]

DEAR HOT PEOPLE INTENT ON RUINING ME,

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. KINDLY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PERFECTION, STOP BEING PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE TO ME, OR MAKE A FUCKING SEX TAPE.

YOURS IN MOST SINCERE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION,

KYLIE

Comments

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I... Uhm. May or may not have found an alternate alternate link on YouTube and may or may not have downloaded a copy of the file. (.flv, which I will convert into something less dumb.) If you were maybe looking to, theoretically of course, acquire a copy, I might, possibly be able to help you. (Gimme an email address and it's yours.) Because some things are just too damn glorious not to have on your harddrive for viewing whenever you need to cry over beautiful talent.

:D

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

If I was the sort of person who would want a thing like that, I would be PM'ing you an email address right now.

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad we understand one another. And that clearly nothing has transpired in this comment thread.