kylezy ([personal profile] kylezy) wrote2011-12-04 09:28 am

In which there are wet boys of the bad variety



Trololol, oh knights.

"What is it?" HE SAID SHH, Merlin, that is the opposite of what he wanted.

"What is this place?" Judging by all that sheer material, ye olde Victoria's Secret.

What is this show's obsession with sodden boys?

But where did Gwaine get the salt FROM? These are the things I think about. Did he pick it up on the way home? That is great commitment to a joke.

Arthur :(((((

OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, SHOW? *heart attack* SODDEN BOYS ARE SO CREEPY.

"You know how the King likes his training." He said fully erect.

"You obviously got out at the wrong side of the table LOOOOOL" AHAHA PRECIOUS

"Why have you got stew in your hair?" "Because he was reading." The 'duh' way he says this <333

Ugh, Percival and Leon stop flirting, can't you see there is a creepy child right behind you?

Woah, Gwaine, uncalled for. I do like the way he kind of shrugs when Leon comes over though, like, he touched my hair, man, what else was I supposed to do?

"It's like he's lost his mind." OR BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE, WEIRD RIGHT?

Gaius: *licks salt off the floor* 12 HOUR RULE, RIGHT GAIUS?

People who don't blink for ages are the CREEPIEST. Right after sodden boys, of course.

Colin sounds like he has a cold in this ep.

Aww, Arthur doesn't want to talk about his feelings :(

"I might as well not even exist." God, Merlin, everything is not all about you, okay? This isn't the Merlin show, shit.

"You must make him believe you." Dub-con reasoning.

NO TOUCHING.

OH, I JUST GOT IT. UTHER KILLED HIM.

:O That's continuity from LAST SEASON. Aww, show <3333

Lol, he throws the stool legs at him. What's the absolute best that could come out of that? Elyan stops and says "OW. That REALLY hurt, Arthur"?

Gwaine has a sister, have at it, fic writers.

They put their swords away, ATTACK THEM. ATTACK THEM NOW.

He's going to hit him in- ah, see, I didn't even have time to get that sentence out.

Here's a super good idea for you, Agravaine. SHUT UP.

LOLOL, the guards are like cats with a ball of string.

You know you spend too much time with someone when - "Ask Arthur, I'm always peeing."

"You said I was never to go there again." The ONE time you listen to advice.

"I tripped over a root and I hit my head on a tree and I knocked myself out." HIS EYES AND THE LITTLE NOISE HE DOES AFTER.

Crossbolts: the dodgeball of olden time.

Bradley is werking that jacket, I have to say.

"Uther's dead." THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.

The insta-invisibility cloaks are wonky this season.

"Or we could just do it now, whatever it is we're doing, in the dark, when it's incredibly scary and dangerous." The sassy Merlin in this ep! I like it.

BRADLEY.

OH GOD BRADLEY.

Lol at Merlin winding Arthur up, HE'S SUCH A TURD ♥

Next week: Gwen got a new dress?

[identity profile] vinca15.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAO x 100000. SO MANY WHALE NOISES.

dude, when the kid voice came out of Elyan...who thought that was like, a good thing to do? like...ugh.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
THE TABLE JOKE WAS THE BEST. ZE BESTE.

[identity profile] persephassax.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly I should have been watching. Because this sounds fucking ridiculous. And if Merlin is being sassy... I miss Sassy Merlin.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Everybody seems to like the ep. I thought it was very season 3, kinda surprised at the positive reaction to be honest. It did have some fun moments though, sassy!Merlin, in particular, was great.

[identity profile] goodnight.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
I THINK WE LIVE IN THE SAME BRAIN.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
*infinite high fives*

[identity profile] skeletonwords.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I WAS WAITING EAGERLY FOR THIS

AND YOU DIDN'T DISAPPOINT

"You know how the King likes his training." He said fully erect.

Ehehe, my thoughts exactly

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
He said that with such a leer, I almost blushed!

[identity profile] katie-andrew.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"You obviously got out at the wrong side of the table LOOOOOL" AHAHA PRECIOUS
LOVED HIS FACE

"Why have you got stew in your hair?" "Because he was reading." The 'duh' way he says this <333
Geez, Leon. :P

:O That's continuity from LAST SEASON. Aww, show <3333
...er, what was?


Lol, he throws the stool legs at him. What's the absolute best that could come out of that? Elyan stops and says "OW. That REALLY hurt, Arthur"?
I wanted him to use them as nunchucks or something.

Gwaine has a sister, have at it, fic writers.
My exact thoughts.

Here's a super good idea for you, Agravaine. SHUT UP.
OMG, we have the same brain. :)

LOLOL, the guards are like cats with a ball of string.
!!! Seriously.

"Or we could just do it now, whatever it is we're doing, in the dark, when it's incredibly scary and dangerous." The sassy Merlin in this ep! I like it.
Loved all of Merlin's humour.

And Arthur's confession/promise ;__________________; for days.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
...er, what was?

The thing with Uther and the drowning children, that was mentioned in the openers of last season, wasn't it, with Ygraine in the well?

[identity profile] katie-andrew.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Okay. Haha, I'm clearly out of it, as usual.

[identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I would marry Gwen myself if she wore that dress all the time.

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know how it is appropriate forest attire but I don't care.

[identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S PERFECT ATTIRE FOR MY BEDROOM.
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[personal profile] mordyn4 2011-12-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I have a feeling this will be the last ep of Merlin I watch. At least it was kinda good. *watery smile*

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, Mordie. Bradley was at least good, right?
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[personal profile] mordyn4 2011-12-05 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, even with the horrible writing. Poor kid.
ext_55471: (Merlin: Arthur sorry but not really face)

[identity profile] nahara.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I love reading your comments on the show. I get more laughs out of this than the show itself. WORK IT.

"Why have you got stew in your hair?" "Because he was reading." BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE EPISODE. You go sassy!Merlin. *snaps fingers*

"Uther's dead."
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[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww shucks <33 Now there's pressure!

I would be BFFs with this Merlin, ngl.

RIGHT? I mean, I know Merlin has to explain things for the kiddies watching at home, but I think even they could have deduced that one for themselves:

Gaius: Uther killed a lot of druids, it was probably him.
Gaius: The only way to stop the spirit is for whoever killed him to atone.
Merlin: But Uther's dead! He can't atone!

OUTSTANDING LOGIC, MERLIN. BRAVO.
ext_55471: (TOS: red shirts)

[identity profile] nahara.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No pressure intended, bb. JUST ALL THE LOVE. <333

OUTSTANDING LOGIC, MERLIN. BRAVO.

Honestly, if I were in that situation, I'd probably say something just as stupid and redundant. ;)

[identity profile] lunadeath02.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
♥ I love your reactions to the episode! :) Made me giggle.
Yeah, what was up with those knights? Following a strange, moving barrel. wtf? XD

[identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The guards in Camelot are USELESS, I tell you XD