In which I have hearteyes for things

[kylezy]

Second post for today. Don't lie, you missed this, didn't you?

Yeah you did.

SO, I don't usually do recs, but here, HAVE SOME MONTHS-OLD STUFF.

Right, so this fic? The Reason That I Laugh And Breathe by glimmergirl. IS. AMAZING. THE LOVE, OH MY GOD. I CRIED. It's so depressing to realise you'll never have love like this.

Being With You by anon. WIP alert. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T BE ABANDONED. Denial fic is one of my favourite tropes, I'm not even going to lie.

The Prince's Sword by psmithery. THIS IS EVERYTHING I LOVE ABOUT SCHOOL-AGED!BOYS FIC. The sexy tension in this fic, broken up between (deliberately) bad '80s porn, is just GENIUS.

Unrelated note, the first - a public service announcement: more prostate stimulation fics please. Like, not just mentioned in passing as 'that spot inside him that made him see stars'. Actual, legit focus. PLEASE. Pleeeease.

Unrelated note, the second - Bradley's arse:


(by valderys)

I'm not an arse girl, but seriously? Bradley? Fucking CONGRATULATIONS on that thing.

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[goodnight.livejournal.com]

"I'm not as arse girl, but seriously? Bradley? Fucking CONGRATULATIONS on that thing."

AHAHAHAH YES YES YES. And Colin is totally like 'Jesus Christ, Bradley! Stop waving that thing at people....'

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

"Unless you are waving it at me" (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Skadi85/merlin/almostliving84tumblr.jpg)

Repeatedly (http://colin-bradley.tumblr.com/post/5270747163/pic-credit-chaosmaka-lj)

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

hehe He is just protective of his belongings.

[a_shadow_there.livejournal.com]

O HAI BB *SNOGS YOU*

And that is quite good work Bradders. Kudos.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

HELLO YOU, I hope you've been well ♥ OR ELSE.

[a_shadow_there.livejournal.com]

DUN DUN DUN. (That's the sound of ominous...icity. Cos that's a word now).

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I don't like the sound of that ominousicity. WHO DO I HAVE TO BEAT UP TO MAKE THINGS BETTER?

[tourdefierce.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS ENTRY THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF.

But you're right, there needs to be MORE fingerbanging in all the fic. MORE. ALL THE TIME>

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

If I used LJ notes I'd put unicorns and finger fucking next to your name. I REALLY WOULD.

[tourdefierce.livejournal.com]

♥ you say the sweetest things about me, bb.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

We should start a club. FINGERBANGING UNITED.

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

I am so happy you're back! :DDDD *smooshes*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

*GLOMP*

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

BUTT BUDDIES \o/

awww, you know, if one day we just stop talking and I never hear about you again, I'll always remember your nastiness. ='') <3

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

If you never hear from me again, I'll have died, it's the only reason why I would stop talking to you.

But thank you. In my demise, I think you should also create an LJ post with my greatest nasty hits.

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I haven't seen that fic by glimmergirl, awesome! I love that you're reccing. I need recs all the time!

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I hope you read it, it's so freaking adorable!

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

I definitely did miss this. even though i talk to you...every day...BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU SHOULD POST ALL THE TIME \o/

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

I would post ALL THE TIME just for you <3333333333333333333

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

I miss reading fics. I MISS IT SO MUCH! (almost as much as I miss you, actually. D: LIIIIFE!)

I also miss writing Merlin related fic. WHAT IS WITH ME, BB?! I used to be all happy and Arthur/Merlin all the time and sillyboyswhatareyouthinkingofcourseyou'reinlovewitheachother?! AND I MISS IT!!!! :( I WANT IT BACK!

Thirdly: You know how I feel about Bradley. Which means you SHOULD know how I feel about dat ass. COLIN IS OBVIOUSLY FACEPALMING BY THE FACT THAT HIS BOYFRIEND IS SHOWING OFF DAT FINE THANG TO THE WHOLE WORLD! He's kind of jealous, you know? He likes Bradley to himself, all to himself, but, well, Bradley, he likes jealous!Colin (yes, the exclamation point and everything. They picked up after an evening of beer and trolling the internet looking at Merlin fic.) So, Bradley shows off, peacocks, gets the attention of everyone else, and then tosses that wink, the one that gets Colin's blood roaring, because GOD arrogant!Bradley (yes, again with the exclamation points) gets him all hot and bothered.

Because that's what they do: Bradley tempts and teases him all day, waving that arse around like it's what he was born to do, winking at Colin all coy and innocent like, and then, then Colin sweats through it all day, dying minute by minute, with the careless hands on his back, the mouthrightbyhisear, and, oh everloving fuck, just that mouth, it gets him.

Then, then they get back at night and Colin gets back first, always gets back first, and waits in his (their) rooms, usually dark, and waits, paces, sits on the chair, bed, floor until Bradley pushes the door open, trying to be quiet, stealthy, sly, everything he's not after a few pints of beer. That's what Colin loves about him (and God does he ever), that he's always trying to be impressive, to impress him. (What did he ever do to deserve that?) and then, then Colin jumps him and shoves his tongue into the semi-startled but mostly-pleased Bradley's mouth and from there it's getting all those ridiculous garments off (always in the way) and mouthing Bradley's neck and getting on thisside of, "Fuck Colin, what'd you do that for?" from Bradley in the morning, but God he likes that.

He likes it. He does. All of it. The winks and the slyness and Bradley's cheekiness and playful arrogance and just, well, everything. And this, especially this.


.....I'm sorry?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You should be sorry. FOR NOT WRITING MORE.

I wish to employ you to tell me bedtime stories, okay? OKAY.

[openmoments.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm so glad you liked it! I've been finding that images/.gifs have me writing fic these days. Idek. NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO GET WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME ;)

[psmithery.livejournal.com]

Firstly: thank you muchly for the rec, you make me blush like a big, pink, blushy thing :D

Secondly: SO MUCH YES ABOUT THE FINGERING AND PROSTATE MASSAGE. I NEED IT IN MY LIFE.

Thirdly: UNF. Yes Bradley, congratulations, your backside is extraordinary. I don't know how you manage to not spend all your time touching it. Though, I wouldn't be complaining if you did.

Finally: I think we can safely combine points 2 and 3, and demand more fingering of Arthur's arse, either by himself or another person, yes?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

1) You're most welcome, it's one of my favourites fics so far this year *___*

2) There is a disturbing lack of prostate massage in this fandom. DISTURBING, I TELL YOU. It's supposed to be a super mega foxy awesome hot intense orgasm, right? WHY ARE ARTHUR AND MERLIN (and B & C) MISSING OUT?

3) Appropriate icon is appropriate. Look at the way his hands fit so perfectly.

4) Arthur's arse and Merlin's fingers, this is the OTP of my HEART. Well, heart/lady boner.

...

Mostly lady boner.

5) Would you mind terribly if I friended you?

[psmithery.livejournal.com]

Certainly not! Friend away. We clearly have the same interests at heart. To say nothing of lady boners.

Well, I am a big fan of a good ole fingerbanging, so I'm sure there will be a couple more fics cropping up on my masterlist which feature it. (I may be writing one at the present moment, in fact... >_>)

Look at the way his hands fit so perfectly.
I like to think that they have grown to fit each other, as a result of all the fondling he does. I'm sure there's an epigenetic argument that would support it. In which case, everyone should do more fingerbanging so we all get fantastic arses. Y/Y?

Sorry, had to edit to change my icon. Much more appropriate, yes?

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

You're writing fingerbanging *___* Are you trying to get me to fall in love with you or...?

[psmithery.livejournal.com]

... mebbe. I have written two already that feature fingerbanging. Three, if you count the tiny bit of it in TPS.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

lkahd;eeow that bit in TPS where Arthur admits Sophia fingered him while she blew him? GENIUS. That whole fic was just one giant gut clench for me, so much tension and SEXY.

[psmithery.livejournal.com]

Well clearly Arthur should have his little bottom taken care of, even if his partner doesn't have a cock.

I may have written some fingerbanging tonight for the Prince 'verse... It might be a while before it gets posted, it wasn't even a scene for the next fic, but it is *ahem* coming.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. TEASE! I need this in my life, like, yesterday. You realise now I will never leave you alone until you post it?

ALL DAY, ERRY DAY: have you finished the fingerbanging yet, have you, have you, have?

[psmithery.livejournal.com]

Well... We've just posted the next part of the the Prince 'verse. The fingerbanging will come in one of the later segments of this section.

Yes, I realise that probably doesn't make a lot of sense, but if you toddle over and read the next part you'll get what I mean.


ALSO: NO I HAVEN'T. NOT YET. PATIENCE!

[psmithery.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've started spamming now but I just had to say: seconded so hard about Being With You. I bloody well love that fic. *crosses fingers and prays to the anon gods*

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

Being With You, UGH. UGH. SO GOOD. Hoping and praying, man, hoping and praying.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

I LOVE HOW MUCH BRADLEY LOVES HIS ARSE.

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

If I had an arse as good, I would never stop touching it. Never ever!

Do you think he admires it in the mirror everyday?

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

He probably has mirrors in his shower so he can watch himself watch it.

And mirrors above his bed so he can look up and stare at his ass while he's fucking Colin.