It's a pub, you ass. Don't laugh at my Australian pub!

Aww, really? I've always wanted to try on of those sandwiches, now I know not to bother.

A few months ago I wanted to learn croqueting, but it looks so hard, yo.

Aww, you kidnapped him, I'm so proud :') Next time though, don't let your sister release him and instead send him to Australia, 'kay? Because that would be an awesome dream, yes?