Okay, I feel like such a crap British person but I went to a school where the girls played tennis whilst the boys did the cricket thing in the summer! (Incidentally, the boys cricket team flew out to Australia on a cricket tournament or some such once, where they got their butts kicked spectacularly, which is just, you know, salt on the wound.)

I'M NOT CONVINCED ANYONE TRULY UNDERSTANDS THE RULES OF THIS CRAZY SPORT.

...what I'm trying to say is: YAY LOCKER ROOM NECKING