IN WHICH THERE IS TOO MUCH CAPS

[kylezy]

LITTLE BOTTOM. HE'S LOOKED AT MERLIN'S ARSE ENOUGH TO KNOW IT'S LITTLE. I LIKE THIS CHARACTER GROWTH

TURNING HIS SWORD INTO A MAGNET, THAT'S A LITTLE EXTRAVAGANT TO BE DOING RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE STABBED, ISN'T IT?

A BRANCH I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT HOW DOES ARTHUR NOT GET SUSPICIOUS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING TREE?

HOW DID SO MUCH HAPPEN IN 4 AND A HALF MINUTES, I HAVE WHIPLASH OMG

ARTHUR'S REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE IN MORGANA'S CHAMBERS? KINKY!

AWWW CUDDLES! I CAN'T MAKE THAT KINKY. I MEAN, I CAN, BUT I WON'T

WHAT ARE ARE YOU LOOKING SO HAPPY ABOUT? WELL, I'M ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF YOU, SIRE, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

WA-HEY, IT ONLY TOOK 10 MINUTES FOR HIM TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF. 10 MINUTES IS THE PRECEDENT, LET'S SEE IF THE SHOW CAN BEAT THAT OVER THE NEXT 12 EPS.

SEXY HEAD GRIP, MIND GONE TO DIRTY PLACES DESPITE THE WET RAG IN HIS FACE

HEY ARTHUR BB, GOT SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?

FUCK YEAH SIR LEON, I MISSED YOU, YOU BLURRY BASTARD

HOLY SHIT, SHE WENT FROM NORMAL TO EVIL IN A SECOND, THAT IS DAMN SEXY

WHEN YOU WEAR A HOOD YOU ARE INVISIBLE, I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN

OMG MORGANA'S FACE WHEN MORGAUSE MENTIONS MERLIN. THAT IS SOME HATRED RIGHT THERE

MANDRAKES! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEIR EARMUFFS, DID THEY NOT TAKE HERBOLOGY?

GOD, EMILIA IS SEXY WHEN SHE SAYS STUFF

LOL DID THAT GUY JUST FALL OVER FROM THE SHEER WINDPOWER OF ARTHUR'S SWORD? BECAUSE IT SURE AS HECK DID NOT MAKE CONTACT

MERLIN IS IMPRESSED, I LOVE IT

OH GOD, THAT IS ADORABLE FUCKING BANTER, STOP IT, MY HEART

I KNOW UTHER IS A VILLAIN BUT AWWW

HOLY SHIT THAT HAND SCARED THE BEJESUS OUT OF ME

ASH PULLING OUT THE BIG ACTING GUNS, YOWZA, THAT IS IMPRESSIVE

OK I GET IT, THERE IS A DRIPPING MANDRAKE ROOT UNDER THE BED, DULY NOTED, NOW PLEASE STOP SHOWING US

HE WISHES ONLY TO PLEASE YOU, EY MORGAUSE? EY? WINK WINK.

:O :O :O OMG SHE STABBED HIM, WHAAAAAT, THAT IS SOME CRAZY EVIL

AAAAND MORGANA/GWEN FANS CRY EVERYWHERE

SLOW MOTION BOUNCY HAIR, I LOVE IT

SHE IS SO MONEY, YOU GUYS

ONE SHIP DIES, ANOTHER TAKES IT PLACE. HELLO SEXUAL TENSION!

UNBLURRY SIR LEON!

URGH SODDEN BOY, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SODDEN AND IT IS SO SAD BUT YOU ARE SO CREEPY

OH SNAP, SENTRY IS STILL ALIVE, YOU HAVE SHITTY AIM MORGANA

MERLIN NEEDS TO INVEST IN A CLOAK SO HE CAN BE INVISIBLE AT NIGHT TOO

SEE, SEE, SHE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS FOLLOWING HER AND SHE PUT THE HOOD ON, INSTANT INVISIBILITY

I WAS LIKE, MERLIN SUSPECTS HER, WHUT? AND THEN BAM, SHE KNOWS SHE WAS FOLLOWED. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A CLOAK, MERLIN

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW FUCKING BOSS MORGAUSE IS?

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP WALKING IN GIANT SCORPION TERRITORY, IT WILL NEVER END WELL

OH GOD BRADLEY JAMES DID YOUR LIP JUST WIBBLE? THAT IS NOT FAIR.

OMG GRUFF-VOICED COLIN MORGAN

HELLO LOTR RIP-OFF HOMAGE

SLASH DRAGON!

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THAT FUCKING FLAME, ALRIGHT?

NEXT WEEK ON MERLIN, HP RIP-OFFS HOMAGES! FIREBALLS! GAY! SWORDS THAT GO CLANG! SLOW MOTION RUNNING! BAD SKELETONS! MORGANA TRYING TO KILL MERLIN SEXILY!

GOD, I'VE MISSED THIS SHOW.

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[openmoments.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T READ IT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET AND I STAY AWAY FROM SPOILERS LIKE THE PLAGUE BUT OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!!!!

CAN I HAVE SEASON THREE FQIC PLLLLLLSWSZSZSZS!!!!!

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"
"IS YOUR LITTLE BOTTOM SORE?"

OH. MY. GOD.

[ninja-orange.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A CLOAK, MERLIN

AHAHAHAH THIS SHOW ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

AWEIFA;WKFJE I FEEL LIKE THIS POST AND MY BRAIN HAVE A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON AND I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH IT FOREVER.

[ella-bane.livejournal.com]

COLIN IS LOOKING SO GOOD. I MEAN. DID YOU SEE HIM?

WAS GWEN IN THIS ONE? um.

[ofsighs.livejournal.com]

Hi, new friend!

WA-HEY, IT ONLY TOOK 10 MINUTES FOR HIM TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF. 10 MINUTES IS THE PRECEDENT, LET'S SEE IF THE SHOW CAN BEAT THAT OVER THE NEXT 12 EPS.

OH YES PLEASE. FLAILING EVERYWHERE, MELTING OVER COLIN MORGAN'S GRUFF BEDROOM VOICE.

THERE IS NO SUBTEXT, IT'S THERE FOR ALL OF US TO SEE :D

ALSO, WHERE IS EP 2 NEED IT RIGHT NOW PLEASE.

[leviathans-moon.livejournal.com]

like half of your comments make me laugh more than the show did.

ahem, anyway, this show is so unbelievably trashy and obvious and funny and sexy and awesome. I love it ♥♥♥

I laughed like an idiot when Saruman's Cenred's army came into view.

loved how Sir Leon's survival was not explained. Loved that the sentry was stabbed and fall quite a few feet and still survived - welcome to fantasy land, where Kings rule and people have to be lying in beds to be allowed to die.

It was a better season opener than last time though. and colin morgan was just hot, including his little sore bottom.

[paenteom.livejournal.com]

I WILL JUST LEAVE MY SIGNATURE HERE SO I CAN POINT PEOPLE TO THIS POST IF THEY ASK WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS EPISODE.

MERLIN NEEDS TO INVEST IN A CLOAK SO HE CAN BE INVISIBLE AT NIGHT TOO

SEE, SEE, SHE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS FOLLOWING HER AND SHE PUT THE HOOD ON, INSTANT INVISIBILITY

I LOVE YOU. ♥

[seether-79.livejournal.com]

WE HAVE ALL MISSED THIS SHOW AND THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS THE GAY LOVE!!!

[vinca15.livejournal.com]

the imitating Merlin part..omg, why would you do this?!?! =( =( =( =( =(

=(

[persephassax.livejournal.com]

(aw damn. is this up on youtube anywhere or something? Because. It sounds like I seriously need to be watching this like. Now.)

I hate to think when it's going to finally come to the US. Probably in like a million years. D8

[soundandvision.livejournal.com]

ARTHUR'S REQUESTED YOUR PRESENCE IN MORGANA'S CHAMBERS? KINKY!
OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! MERLIN KINKMEME RUNNING THROUGH MY MIIIIIIND!

Also I totes expected Morgana and Morgause to make out when Morgana first met her in the forest.

And the dragon!voice OMG, I can't even. UGH I MISSED THIS SHOOOOW!!

[ems.livejournal.com]

THIS SUMMING UP IS EMS APPROVED. <3 I LOLLED SO HARD AT THE CLOAKS STUFF.

ALSO: NEXT WEEK'S MAGIC IS FUCKING... THE SEX.

[astro_knight.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A CLOAK, MERLIN

BUT HOW IS A SHINY VELVET CLOAK IN A GRAY FOREST IN ANY WAY SNEAKY? THEN AGAIN, MERLIN WEARS RED AND BLUE. SOMETIMES HE WEARS BLUE AND RED.


I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP WALKING IN GIANT SCORPION TERRITORY, IT WILL NEVER END WELL
I LAUGHED SO HARD. It's the kind of wisdom Merlin will end up giving when he's old and shrouded by miles and miles of wizardly beard.

SO YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID BASICALLY. Though my brain kind of stopped working properly at MERLIN'S SORE LITTLE BOTTOM. what is this I don't even.

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