I am disheartened by this "sometimes" business. What about "I love you all the time, Kylie, you are the light of my life all day, everyday". Isn't that far more palatable? Doesn't it just roll off the tongue?

Well, just remember it's not considered "public decency" if you have orgies in the aisles, okay?

What about his cheekbones then, do you suppose he'll miss them? Or what about his neck? How important is it really for one's head to be supported? Maybe not so much body parts then but if some little girl is waving her autograph paper around, you snatch it, okay, you snatch it real good.