UM. UM. once upon a time there this young businessman who fell in love with his neighbor, only his neighbor was a dragon, and the businessman (camden) was a loser so he didn't say anything and had only talked to his dragonneighbor (banquo) a few times before and it was clear that this banquo, coming from a long line of dragon royalty, thought camden was a socially anxious freak. well one day camden's carpool got cancelled and he needed a ride to work but he didn't have a car, so he managed to pluck up the courage to ask banquo to give him a ride to work (on his back) and after that they started hanging out sort of but camden was still like wut and banquo was like wut and they got on in a weird way and then camden learned that like once a week out of the year dragons get to be human, so on the week that banquo was human they went out partying and vomiting and dancing and confessing and having cool sex (of the non-bestial variety). the end.
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once upon a time there this young businessman who fell in love with his neighbor, only his neighbor was a dragon, and the businessman (camden) was a loser so he didn't say anything and had only talked to his dragonneighbor (banquo) a few times before and it was clear that this banquo, coming from a long line of dragon royalty, thought camden was a socially anxious freak. well one day camden's carpool got cancelled and he needed a ride to work but he didn't have a car, so he managed to pluck up the courage to ask banquo to give him a ride to work (on his back) and after that they started hanging out sort of but camden was still like wut and banquo was like wut and they got on in a weird way and then camden learned that like once a week out of the year dragons get to be human, so on the week that banquo was human they went out partying and vomiting and dancing and confessing and having cool sex (of the non-bestial variety).
the end.