Condescending? Moi? Never! I was simply saying that I was happy for him! Since I am legally bound, as an Aussie, to hate the English, Scotland are my favourite team from the UK!

We shall call the march the 'Wee Laddie/Lassie Boggin Haggis Highlands March, Aye' (and lots of other words that are stereotypically Scottish). And all the men must wear kilts!